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Thanks for your response, I know a lot more about that side of it now than I did before.

So Jackie used to date Ben Saint who is a part of the PCP which Mumkey used to be a part of.
Eventually shit went down between the two, and Jackie attempted suicide.
Burger and Jackie actually were in contact because Burger wanted someone to sing some stuff in a song of his and that is how they met.

And fuck I won't even lie, the relationship between Mumkey and Burger was really fucking weird in his Sonic 2 Let's play that I had a feeling something was wrong.
So at that point I wasn't even trusting Mumkey.

While this is mostly speculation, this makes me think maybe Mumkey had a thing for Jackie from the PCP days. Ben Saint breaks up with her and he builds up the potential relationship, even as he is going out with Sheepover. I say this as I think he always intended to break up with Sheepover for someone else, maybe Liu was his consolation prize after he "lost" any possible chance of getting with Jackie, especially as she stuck with Assburger and made it clear that he was her choice.

I believe that, well before any of this stuff was even close to happening, Mumkey said something along the lines of "There are plenty of people who want me now I'm famous on YouTube, but I went with the first person who contacted me", implying he had his eye on someone else, maybe someone specific (Jackie). I remember it 'cause it seemed like a really scummy thing to say, especially at the time, and came off as a moment of truth rather than as "joke" which didn't land.

This theory (or whatever you want to call it) would also go a way to explaining Mumkey's behaviour during the whole domestic incident saga. Although I wouldn't expect anyone to be on Assburger's side during that whole thing, especially as it was still unfolding, he was very quick to call the police against her wishes, put a private and ongoing story out in public (painting Assburger as a irredeemable monster), and overall being there more for the girlfriend of his "best friend" more than he was for Assburger who, despite everything, was now facing very serious charges and was in jail for it. His "I'm too tired" routine followed by jumping on Twitter to reveal more details could be him realising that the situation wasn't in his favour and it never would be - he would never achieve his goal of getting Jackie, who had stuck with Assburger despite everything, and wouldn't choose Mumkey even if she had decided to leave Assburger. He decided to burn them both as revenge for her not doing what he wanted, for going against his script.

I also find it odd that she knew about this supposed "sister fetish" he has. Was this something he told Assburger, and he shared it with Jackie? Or was it something he shared with Jackie in a misguided attempt to move their relationship to a sexual level? It is the reported finding because it is the weirdest and most damaging thing, but if it was Mumkey who shared this with her, then it probably was part of many sexual things he was sharing with her to get things moving in that direction. Someone like Tyler, an Incel until Sheepover, would probably see this as being a cunning stunt rather than the creepy and off-putting thing it actually was.

Further supporting evidence for this secret crush is Mumkey's supposed hatred of Assburger for getting women despite his fat, alcoholic nature. Was it women in general he hated him for getting, or one specific woman? A woman who Mumkey knew before Assburger, with Mumkey most likely being the one who helped them get in touch for that song?

It also goes with Mumkey's worldview of seeing fiction being a one-for-one reflection of reality. You can't get more cliche Hollywood than the long-term "Will they, won't they?" couple who got together after one left an abusive relationship and the other leaving a loveless romance - coming to be together despite all the odds. Heck, it's not even fiction, it's what he tried to have happen with Liu but we all know how that turned out.

Are Jackie and Burger bad people? I don't think so.
But even if they are, I don't think they deserve the amount of shit they get, I've been in their shoes to an extent where an entire community just turns on you and harasses you.
An old forum back in 2008 did it to me.

I am sorry to hear that. When a community turns on someone for something untrue or undeserving of the reaction it is a horrible thing. It's why Mumkey labeling everyone as "haters" is so annoying and insulting - in this case the mob could have turned against him straight away, justified by his attempts to shield an admitted child-groomer and all the resulting collateral damage, but they didn't. A lot of people tried to help him out, a lot of people continue to do it even as he directly insults them. I've had groups of "friends" turn against me, harassing me, spreading lies all because I was the easier target than facing the truth, it was more convenient to ruin an innocent than it was to confront those actually to blame. I don't like Assburger, and he certainly isn't blameless, but I don't wish for him to be hounded by anyone, especially if Jackie is innocent in all this and gets swept up in it. But that is why I also am shaking my head that Assburger is directly involving himself in this again. It is understandable, probably unavoidable (as long as he is an online personality), but it is still inviting trouble for him and his girlfriend. Mumkey deserves a lot of hate and gets relatively little, and his die-hard fans will now probably start after him now for slandering their Internet god.
 
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While this is mostly speculation, this makes me think maybe Mumkey had a thing for Jackie from the PCP days.

You might be interested in 4:11:07 - mumkey has a thing for dark haired girls, & 5:08:51 - mumkey goes on about jackie's looks, of his and Assbruger's Sonic 2 LP then (that trashfire really is the gift that keeps on giving).

Those are about the only two timestamps I have on hand regarding mumkey from the Sonic 2 LP.
 
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Mumkey responds to Jackie.
I don't know how to archive youtube comments but it's on there.
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I also find it odd that she knew about this supposed "sister fetish" he has. Was this something he told Assburger, and he shared it with Jackie?
Your entire response was great, and pretty much what I believe.
Anyway I quoted this bit here to answer, basically I think he told Burger or it was let slip by Mumkey around Assburger.
 
Thanks for your response, I know a lot more about that side of it now than I did before.





While this is mostly speculation, this makes me think maybe Mumkey had a thing for Jackie from the PCP days. Ben Saint breaks up with her and he builds up the potential relationship, even as he is going out with Sheepover. I say this as I think he always intended to break up with Sheepover for someone else, maybe Liu was his consolation prize after he "lost" any possible chance of getting with Jackie, especially as she stuck with Assburger and made it clear that he was her choice.

I believe that, well before any of this stuff was even close to happening, Mumkey said something along the lines of "There are plenty of people who want me now I'm famous on YouTube, but I went with the first person who contacted me", implying he had his eye on someone else, maybe someone specific (Jackie). I remember it 'cause it seemed like a really scummy thing to say, especially at the time, and came off as a moment of truth rather than as "joke" which didn't land.

This theory (or whatever you want to call it) would also go a way to explaining Mumkey's behaviour during the whole domestic incident saga. Although I wouldn't expect anyone to be on Assburger's side during that whole thing, especially as it was still unfolding, he was very quick to call the police against her wishes, put a private and ongoing story out in public (painting Assburger as a irredeemable monster), and overall being there more for the girlfriend of his "best friend" more than he was for Assburger who, despite everything, was now facing very serious charges and was in jail for it. His "I'm too tired" routine followed by jumping on Twitter to reveal more details could be him realising that the situation wasn't in his favour and it never would be - he would never achieve his goal of getting Jackie, who had stuck with Assburger despite everything, and wouldn't choose Mumkey even if she had decided to leave Assburger. He decided to burn them both as revenge for her not doing what he wanted, for going against his script.

I also find it odd that she knew about this supposed "sister fetish" he has. Was this something he told Assburger, and he shared it with Jackie? Or was it something he shared with Jackie in a misguided attempt to move their relationship to a sexual level? It is the reported finding because it is the weirdest and most damaging thing, but if it was Mumkey who shared this with her, then it probably was part of many sexual things he was sharing with her to get things moving in that direction. Someone like Tyler, an Incel until Sheepover, would probably see this as being a cunning stunt rather than the creepy and off-putting thing it actually was.

Further supporting evidence for this secret crush is Mumkey's supposed hatred of Assburger for getting women despite his fat, alcoholic nature. Was it women in general he hated him for getting, or one specific woman? A woman who Mumkey knew before Assburger, with Mumkey most likely being the one who helped them get in touch for that song?

It also goes with Mumkey's worldview of seeing fiction being a one-for-one reflection of reality. You can't get more cliche Hollywood than the long-term "Will they, won't they?" couple who got together after one left an abusive relationship and the other leaving a loveless romance - coming to be together despite all the odds. Heck, it's not even fiction, it's what he tried to have happen with Liu but we all know how that turned out.



I am sorry to hear that. When a community turns on someone for something untrue or undeserving of the reaction it is a horrible thing. It's why Mumkey labeling everyone as "haters" is so annoying and insulting - in this case the mob could have turned against him straight away, justified by his attempts to shield an admitted child-groomer and all the resulting collateral damage, but they didn't. A lot of people tried to help him out, a lot of people continue to do it even as he directly insults them. I've had groups of "friends" turn against me, harassing me, spreading lies all because I was the easier target than facing the truth, it was more convenient to ruin an innocent than it was to confront those actually to blame. I don't like Assburger, and he certainly isn't blameless, but I don't wish for him to be hounded by anyone, especially if Jackie is innocent in all this and gets swept up in it. But that is why I also am shaking my head that Assburger is directly involving himself in this again. It is understandable, probably unavoidable (as long as he is an online personality), but it is still inviting trouble for him and his girlfriend. Mumkey deserves a lot of hate and gets relatively little, and his die-hard fans will now probably start after him now for slandering their Internet god.
All this info is interesting. I do still find a lot of Jackie and Assburger's side of the story and how they... not quite dindu nuffin, but barely did anything wrong to be dubious. By her own admission during most of this she was completely drunk off her ass and doesn't remember things, but she STILL insists Mumkey is the one at fault? That they're still holding a huge grudge against him is just ridiculous IMHO. Even if it didn't go down the way Mumkey and the police thought it did, you were both trainwrecks those couple of days, and you know it. It would've been a lot more decent to agree to forgive and forget, especially since Mumkey reached out to Assburger during his meltdown saying he missed him. Would've probably been a better way to get haters from Mumkey's camp to leave them alone too.

Maybe they don't want to hang out with Mumkey anymore (and as unstable as they all are, that does seem like an explosive combination) but trying to paint him as the bad guy here just doesn't work for me. She said she was being attacked and told him not to call the cops, but he did. They both agree on that. What else did she expect him to do when she's calls screaming her head off like she's going to be killed? Head over himself? He already new Assburger had mental issues and a past of substance abuse problems. Put yourself in that situation. What would you do? Yeah, the callout video he made has probably made life difficult for them, but she instigated it by trash talking him on her discord server, where worst case scenario she was lying about him, best case scenario she was airing his dirty laundry. They use their mental issues as an excuse for their own bad behavior in all this, but we all know Mumkey has plenty of his own issues. Why do their issues absolve them, but he's on the hook for his?

I'm saying this as someone who enjoyed the stuff Mumkey and Assburger did together. Yeah, Mumkey is a pathetic wreck who lies all the time now, but that doesn't put Assburger and Jackie in the right.

Anyway, I don't imagine they'll get nearly as much flack from Mumkey fans after the whole Liu thing. His fanbase is shrinking more every day.
 
All this info is interesting. I do still find a lot of Jackie and Assburger's side of the story and how they... not quite dindu nuffin, but barely did anything wrong to be dubious. By her own admission during most of this she was completely drunk off her ass and doesn't remember things, but she STILL insists Mumkey is the one at fault? That they're still holding a huge grudge against him is just ridiculous IMHO. Even if it didn't go down the way Mumkey and the police thought it did, you were both trainwrecks those couple of days, and you know it. It would've been a lot more decent to agree to forgive and forget, especially since Mumkey reached out to Assburger during his meltdown saying he missed him. Would've probably been a better way to get haters from Mumkey's camp to leave them alone too.
It does seem like she does take responsibility, blame and admits wrong doing for what happened, and even regrets talking smack about Mumkey in her private friends only Discord and wish she didn't.
She only faults him for doxxing her, milking the situation, treating them both like crap and calling the police.

They use their mental issues as an excuse for their own bad behavior in all this, but we all know Mumkey has plenty of his own issues. Why do their issues absolve them, but he's on the hook for his?
The difference with Jackie/ABR and Mumkey's situation, at least for me, is that Alcoholism is something that you never completely get over, no matter how many years sober you are.
Whereas Mumkey can easily fix his shit up and could have avoided all the backlash from his situation but he willingly pushed everyone away and lashed out.
 
New Boomer vs. Zoomer, sounds like Mumkey is going to fly Asterios out to Iowa with his stream money.


Wasn't Mumkey bragging about how that stream would pay his bills or the next month and a half? Maybe save that money instead of burning it immediately on a plane ticket because you're lonely ass burned a bunch of bridges. Better hope those Superberries keep flowing in with the same intensity six months from now.
 
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The difference with Jackie/ABR and Mumkey's situation, at least for me, is that Alcoholism is something that you never completely get over, no matter how many years sober you are.
Whereas Mumkey can easily fix his shit up and could have avoided all the backlash from his situation but he willingly pushed everyone away and lashed out.
But the alcoholic still has control by choosing to drink or not. I know it’s not at easy as just saying that, but it is something. Mumkey probably has some weird chemical imbalance in his brain that makes him act idiotic, but he also should have the ability to logically think through the scenarios he’s in and make smart choices.

Both of them lack(ed) the disciprine needed to overcome the difficult situations that life has put them in. Kind of similar in that way. You can argue what level of control both have/had over their respective situations, but I feel like if one of them gets to use the “I couldn’t help it” excuse, both of them do.
 
He released a patrons-only podcast.

A quote that sets the general tone:

"Some of these sick, sick people out there legitimately think I'm a villain for trying to help a person that the world decided didn't deserve human compassion. People think I'm bitter - 'oh, he's posting all these bitter things on Facebook, he sure is mad at the internet!' No, I'm just disappointed in the state of humanity, that somebody can be written off as a villain for doing the most selfless act possible in sacrificing their entire reputation to help another human being. If you genuinely think that's a bad thing to do, I recommend extra strength rope, because you should not be a part of the human species anymore. And I fucking mean that. You're the one who's helpless if that's your attitude. The worst thing a person can do is feel empathy for their fellow man! Fuck off."

He acknowledges he's experiencing symptoms of bipolarity, bouts of mania for the most part, "frantic happy energy", which he mostly enjoys, but the day he chose to record this he had crashed back down, lending itself to the anger in this particular recording. I sincerely doubt it's anything but self-diagnosis.

While trying to clip Blaze's claws and hold her down, he accidentally held her too hard and she cried out in pain. She was fine the next moment, but he broke down crying on the floor of his kitchen out of utter guilt and shame, "ugly crying", for 20 minutes, unable to breathe, apologizing repeatedly. He sees he's losing the plot.

EDIT: Later on, he reflects upon how he's really feeling about the whole situation from the last few months.

“It really fucks with me… how much I’ve hurt these people who I cared about and how there’s nothing there’s nothing I can do to help them (Sheepover and Liu) recover. There’s nothing I can do. I fucked up. I was too weak and they’ve been punished. People get in to these, you know, ‘Oh, he’s gotten out of a relationship, I’m gonna be alone forever now!’ - but I do sincerely feel like there’s probably not a lot of hope for me in finding somebody who would want to be with me at this stage in my life, and that’s probably for the best. I’m trying to learn the lesson of making my own happiness, being content with being completely alone and not relying on the love of other people to make myself feel worthwhile or happy, and it’s a really hard thing to do.

Because I feel so incredibly dependant on the love of other people. To now, for the first time in my life, be living completely alone, often times going literally days without speaking out loud to another human being, and to feel like I’ve crushed and destroyed the hearts of the last two people who will ever love me. My best attempts to even convince people to speak to me through various apps or whatever, I can’t even get somebody to hold a conversation with me, and that fucks with me too. This idea of being so undesirable that somebody won’t even give you a chance to speak to them.

It’s not just on an individual by individual basis - we’re talking hundreds of people are all arriving to the same conclusion, that I don’t even deserve a chance to speak to them. That fucks with your head too. It really does. It’s like evidence that my hypothesis of eternal loneliness is justified, which is why I’m trying to create my own happiness and be content with potentially a lifetime of being alone.

Some days are better than others. Today was a day of weakness. Other days are pretty good. I’m worried that I’m gonna fuck up again. The other day on stream I was having fun, saying “Oh yeah, ladies, add me on Snapchat, baby. Let’s send in those titties, let’s do it, let’s have fun, let’s flirt it up!” I had 40 girls add me after that stream. That’s pretty flattering, although I wish I could get someone’s attention as myself, and not as an E-Celeb, but beggars can’t be choosers, right?

When I have days like today, where I feel so alone, like if I don’t find a real human connection, somebody who values me and thinks of me as somebody who would be worth spending time with or even talking to… when I get in to that mindset, it’s like the most pathetic state of desperation, and I know I should not be interacting privately with these people through Snapchat when I’m in this kind of mindset, because I’m going to come across as desperate, or creepy, or any number of horrible things, and it’s just gonna be a mistake.

I don’t want to be that kind of person. I want to be a normal, happy, confident person. I don’t want these poor fans who out of the kindness of their heart added me on Snapchat to talk to me, I don’t wanna come across as a desperate, creepy loser. That’s horrible for someone in that situation to have to put up with somebody so desperate for human attention.”
 

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No, I'm just disappointed in the state of humanity, that somebody can be written off as a villain for doing the most selfless act possible in sacrificing their entire reputation to help another human being.
I think this reveals a lot about Mumkey's perspective on the situation. He was dating Liu because he assumed that she could become a good person in the future. Obviously this is exceptional considering how much of a mentally challenged degenerate Liu is, but it's not like Mumkey is the brightest person alive either so it makes some sense.
 
He released a patrons-only podcast.

A quote that sets the general tone:

"Some of these sick, sick people out there legitimately think I'm a villain for trying to help a person that the world decided didn't deserve human compassion. People think I'm bitter - 'oh, he's posting all these bitter things on Facebook, he sure is mad at the internet!' No, I'm just disappointed in the state of humanity, that somebody can be written off as a villain for doing the most selfless act possible in sacrificing their entire reputation to help another human being. If you genuinely think that's a bad thing to do, I recommend extra strength rope, because you should not be a part of the human species anymore. And I fucking mean that. You're the one who's helpless if that's your attitude. The worst thing a person can do is feel empathy for their fellow man! Fuck off."

I hate to rain on St. Tyler's martyrdom, but a relationship that started with you cheating on your girlfriend is not as selfless as he thinks it is.

As for the world deciding Liu "didn't deserve human compassion" fuck off with that shit. Nobody knew who she was before this drama started. She was running around screwing 15 year olds, both physically and mentally, pretty much anonymously, and now that she ditched Mumkey, she's gone right back to doing that. Pretty sure this is still Liu's influence on him. She seems to be a manipulator who gets people to feel sorry for her. Anyway, you can't save someone who doesn't want to get better, which she's given no indication of.

He also overestimates how much people dislike him. Most people don't hate you Mumkey, they pity you and find you cringey. So many people have stopped paying you not because they think you're a "villain" but because you insult them and call them incels on social media and all your content now is livestreams of you crying or rambling.
 
watching the podcast and christ it's a trip, he really has a christ complex doesn't he when it comes to Liu.
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everyone needs to have redemption for others
that was due to her still talking to the groomed child and even cheating on you with him, she didn't change.
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Some of these sick, sick people out there legitimately think I'm a villain
villain implies competency, your mostly naive and socially awkward, no one thinks your evil but they think you are a dumbass.
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get some life experience
rip his self awareness
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It really upset me everyone thought I was unhappy
IDK you said yourself you cried for 20 mins about your cat getting hurt, the only way people will believe you to be happy mumkey is if you go onto someone else's environment and show your fine, this was how you fucked yourself by bailing on dick when you would of been softballed.
Overall while it's self diagnosed most likely, Bi polar seems accurate for his spontaneous behavior.
He released a patrons-only podcast.
how long till he tries to sue null for his content being here while showing him being an idiot on law
 
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I think this reveals a lot about Mumkey's perspective on the situation. He was dating Liu because he assumed that she could become a good person in the future. Obviously this is exceptional considering how much of a mentally challenged degenerate Liu is, but it's not like Mumkey is the brightest person alive either so it makes some sense.
A relationship built on something like that never ends well. You need mutual attraction in the present, not some desire to mold your partner into the person you want them to be.

Honestly, Mumkey just needs to fucking chill. He’s not unloveable, he hurt some people by making poor decisions, but it wasn’t about him not being “strong” enough, it was about him being selfish. He can and will move on and grow if he just stops being a fucking spaz.
 
I think the saddest part of all this is that he's completely blind to the fact that a lot of people actually do care about him. Lots of people would like to talk to him, but it sounds to me like his social anxiety is at an all time high. What most people found appealing was his confidence, I think, and he seems to have lost it somewhere along the way.

It's thoroughly entertaining though.
 
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