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The salt over Ninja getting 50M to switch from Twitch to Mixer is delicious: you can taste the envy at almost every post

The Verge's senior editor: "Ninja was paid ~US$ 50 million+ to play video games exclusively on Mixer"

www.resetera.com

Tastes like a pickle vat

Video games are finally being taken seriously and top players given the respect of now being paid like top sports athletes and all these nerds do is cry over it lol

Monkey's paw I guess? "Look at all the dumb sports ball that's treated with respect! I want my vidya to be taken seriously too!"
"Granted. But you won't be."

 

[AnOminous]

Besada wanted Tyler to call the FBI

When you don't just immediately fire a mental case like that, you kind of end up with what you deserve. Tyler didn't ever go full Lowtax, but he came damn near it even if he pulled out at the last minute..

 

[Haramburger]

Tastes like a pickle vat



Video games are finally being taken seriously and top players given the respect of now being paid like top sports athletes and all these nerds do is cry over it lol

Monkey's paw I guess? "Look at all the dumb sports ball that's treated with respect! I want my vidya to be taken seriously too!"
"Granted. But you won't be."

I feel like black guys ought to stream more and probably either don't, or are streaming the wrong game. Literally the only one I can think about off the top of my head was one who played Vermintide 2 pretty heavily, and I remember thinking "wow, I didn't think black guys liked Warhammer, neat." But I also didn't watch long, subscribe or ever look him up again. I wonder why, looking back.
Come on black guys, give LoL and WoW a chance, and make that money honey!

 

[Slap47]

The salt over Ninja getting 50M to switch from Twitch to Mixer is delicious: you can taste the envy at almost every post

The Verge's senior editor: "Ninja was paid ~US$ 50 million+ to play video games exclusively on Mixer"

www.resetera.com

These are posts I picked for being strange.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

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These people must've been ass blasted to hell and back when Microsoft bought Mojang.

 

[Marissa Moira]

>Being upset that you have to watch a man play video games on one website instead of the other
>not owning the game he is playing
>not even played the game is he playing
>not even have the intention of buying the game he is playing
>watching a full ass grown adult play a video game because this is your sole method of involving yourself with video games

 

[Islamic Creampie]

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These are posts I picked for being strange.

The bottom one is a quote from the movie Rush Hour. Even if this is your average RetardEra re.tard, I'll give him a pass cause I love that movie.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I feel like black guys ought to stream more and probably either don't, or are streaming the wrong game. Literally the only one I can think about off the top of my head was one who played Vermintide 2 pretty heavily, and I remember thinking "wow, I didn't think black guys liked Warhammer, neat." But I also didn't watch long, subscribe or ever look him up again. I wonder why, looking back.
Come on black guys, give LoL and WoW a chance, and make that money honey!

Well, there's always Etika to fall back on. Oh wait...

Spoiler

There are huge black Fortnite streamers like Daequan or Hamlinz

 

[BubbleButt]

When you don't just immediately fire a mental case like that, you kind of end up with what you deserve. Tyler didn't ever go full Lowtax, but he came damn near it even if he pulled out at the last minute..

I don't think Low-T would be in the position he is now if he knew how to pull out.

 

[Particle Bored]

Well, there's always Etika to fall back on. Oh wait...

I C wut U did ther.

 

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There are things that can be legit reason to find capitalism disgusting but its funny one would have to use some vidya streamer as a reason why capitalism is terrible. Not shitty sweat-shop working conditions but some dude that plays Fortnite for a living long enough to get a big following.

>Being upset that you have to watch a man play video games on one website instead of the other
>not owning the game he is playing
>not even played the game is he playing
>not even have the intention of buying the game he is playing
>watching a full ass grown adult play a video game because this is your sole method of involving yourself with video games

It's nice to see that one of its biggest streamers for a kids game manages to piss off a bunch of people just because he makes a switch on streaming platforms despite the fact these people likely don't even watch his Fortnite streams.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So they spend all day lamenting that too many white people are into the exact same things that these white resetera members are also into.

Basically race is a novelty to resetera members. They're not interested on getting to know people on an individual level going by their blanket statements. They want to be surrounded by whatever vague brown skin individuals because then they would stand out. And then they would also take photos for their social media to show other white people how worldly and unique they are. It's narcissism in it's purest form.

If they went to a small game convention and talked to 10 white people chances are they're all going to be interested in different game genres.

Hell you can go to a wargaming convention and nobody is interested in just one single game or series.

 

[Beardfish]

8 pages, and not a single fan or detractor mentions Ninja's stage 4 case of ligma. I don't watch Ninja and I know about his condition. ReeeEra isn't an actual fan of anything they talk about.

Obligatory:

 

[kaien]

I wonder how long it will take before he start beating his spouse on stream or dropping n bombs.

So...you hope some guy does something horrible so you can hate him more. Is there an entry in the DSM for that?

 

[Slap47]

There are things that can be legit reason to find capitalism disgusting but its funny one would have to use some vidya streamer as a reason why capitalism is terrible. Not shitty sweat-shop working conditions but some dude that plays Fortnite for a living long enough to get a big following.

Just realized that his avatar is a sickle and hammer but with a milkshake and baseball bat.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Just realized that his avatar is a sickle and hammer but with a milkshake and baseball bat.

A lot of these communists are incredibly bitter and vindictive.

Recently I was at come collector convention/meetup and one of the individuals there was some guy who was carrying around a switch in a red case with a communist logo on it. I was talking with one of the dealers since he was selling Rayman stuff. Now games like Rayman 2 has been ported to like nearly everything so I mentioned that I've got the game on multiple platforms since there are major differences between quite a few of the ports. So then communist switch guy overheard stuff and forcefully inserts himself and like angerly asks " HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THOSE GAMES???!!!". Like it was a really weird question, Rayman games have never been expensive at all I think every installment can be had for like way under 20 bucks at this point. The dude then proceeds to tell his life story about how he's literally living in his parents basement and then everything about himself.

Maybe I should have told him that it's cheaper to buy Used games instead of opting for sealed copies that are years old. Also buying games without their cases is an option because it's incredibly easy to print out jewel case and disc sleeve cover art that will perfectly resemble the original retail cases.

You can look up the proper paper thickness and everything and many scans have been saved to such a high quality that they're indistinguishable from the real thing.

I dunno being asked in an accusing way on how I could afford something was really weird.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lol a communist nintard wondering how one could snap up multiple copies of one of the most prolific platformers of its time, the PC version is regularly on sale for like two bucks on GOG/uPlay/etc.

the only version that I'd think might be pricey now is the N64, but if you bought it like a decade ago or more probably not

edit: used copy is $8 on Amazon, that's almost as cheap as a pound of white phosphorous!

 

[DriveByTrolling]

E3 organization leaks data for over 2,000 journalists and analysts [Update: Additional security breaches discovered, see threadmarks]

Before we begin, it is my understanding that this thread was created once several hours ago and wiped from the site. With little transparency, I can only assume this was done in order to reduce the spread of the sensitive information, in the hopes that it would be taken down before it got too...

www.resetera.com

The Era crying topic is up. Expect some farms mentions.

 

[AnOminous]

E3 organization leaks data for over 2,000 journalists and analysts [Update: Additional security breaches discovered, see threadmarks]

Before we begin, it is my understanding that this thread was created once several hours ago and wiped from the site. With little transparency, I can only assume this was done in order to reduce the spread of the sensitive information, in the hopes that it would be taken down before it got too...

www.resetera.com

The Era crying topic is up. Expect some farms mentions.

I only hope someone does the same favor for every one of the idiots at REEEEra who have voluntarily doxed themselves to people far less professional and far more technically inept than even the ESA, often with email addresses connected to their employers, often government employers, schools, or other addresses directly connected to their lives and livelihoods.

Considering the clearly mentally ill and unstable troons and pedos who run the place, I wouldn't be at all surprised if one of them goes nuts in some troon rage some day for little or no reason and does it just out of spite.

 

[Dom Cruise]

That was as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face, and just as artful.

Wokenstein is downright depressing in how it originated from a series with a premise you'd think no one could fuck up (shooting nazis) and it's current day incarnation is naked political propaganda bullshit meant to appeal a niche that is loud but very small while pissing on the basic idea that made Wolf3D fun.

At least with Doom they have managed to avoid fucking up the premise (shooting hellspawn) somehow and are even going in the exact opposite direction as Wokenstein and it's WORKS (and people actually want to buy it)

What's crazy is how much things changed since just The New Order.