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- Jun 13, 2016
Hey everybody! Alice's IG is public again. Have at it! I can promise you upfront a stuffed swan sitting on her head!
Did you know that her soul is pink?
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So she spray painted her ikea industrial stools pink because it matched her soul. Deep shit man. I can see why she made her IG public to share this. I’d hope this is some GOMI in-joke but the fact is she did spray her dumb industrial stools pink.
I do wonder why she has two stools facing a small counter with a huge mirror above it. Does she watch herself eat there? Look in the mirror and write love letters? Why the fuck do you have two stools in front of a massive mirror in you living room? I’d really like to know the purpose of this.
I always giggle to see a lighted scented candle burning, a bottle of chilled wine and one glass when she’s staging her living room just so for #livingherbestlife and #drinkingaloneagain photo sessions.
Straight up, losing weight is not easy for 99.9% of people. I don't think there's virtue in doing shit the hard way if you have the cash to pay for it. I mean, if I had the means, I wouldn't brag about struggling to achieve results I could have just paid for. Who cares?? Get lipo. Get body contouring. Whatever. Her money would have been far better spent on that than on fucking up her face. I don't even know why she bothered touching it, apart from her obvious, crippling insecurity.
In truth, all that cash would have been better applied to inpatient psychiatric treatment and rehab. Losing weight and looking better are a great fringe benefit of getting yourself unhooked from booze. Alcohol is massively aging.
Sadly for Alice, and many others, there is no way to pay to lose weight, no easy way in fact. It’s one thing money cannot buy. Lipo can remove some stubborn fat deposits in specific places after you are already quite thin - there’s nothing it can do for thirty or fifty excess pounds. Ten pounds is the maximum it can remove.
The person who discovers a weight loss method that doesn’t involve eating less and moving more will have more money than Bill Gates.
I just find it amazing ppl are willing to go through surgery before losing weight. No doubt she would have paid far more to be a size 4 than she did to get fillers or snips done on her face.
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