Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

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Hey everybody! Alice's IG is public again. Have at it! I can promise you upfront a stuffed swan sitting on her head!

Did you know that her soul is pink?

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So she spray painted her ikea industrial stools pink because it matched her soul. Deep shit man. I can see why she made her IG public to share this. I’d hope this is some GOMI in-joke but the fact is she did spray her dumb industrial stools pink.

I do wonder why she has two stools facing a small counter with a huge mirror above it. Does she watch herself eat there? Look in the mirror and write love letters? Why the fuck do you have two stools in front of a massive mirror in you living room? I’d really like to know the purpose of this.

I always giggle to see a lighted scented candle burning, a bottle of chilled wine and one glass when she’s staging her living room just so for #livingherbestlife and #drinkingaloneagain photo sessions.

Straight up, losing weight is not easy for 99.9% of people. I don't think there's virtue in doing shit the hard way if you have the cash to pay for it. I mean, if I had the means, I wouldn't brag about struggling to achieve results I could have just paid for. Who cares?? Get lipo. Get body contouring. Whatever. Her money would have been far better spent on that than on fucking up her face. I don't even know why she bothered touching it, apart from her obvious, crippling insecurity.

In truth, all that cash would have been better applied to inpatient psychiatric treatment and rehab. Losing weight and looking better are a great fringe benefit of getting yourself unhooked from booze. Alcohol is massively aging.

Sadly for Alice, and many others, there is no way to pay to lose weight, no easy way in fact. It’s one thing money cannot buy. Lipo can remove some stubborn fat deposits in specific places after you are already quite thin - there’s nothing it can do for thirty or fifty excess pounds. Ten pounds is the maximum it can remove.

The person who discovers a weight loss method that doesn’t involve eating less and moving more will have more money than Bill Gates.

I just find it amazing ppl are willing to go through surgery before losing weight. No doubt she would have paid far more to be a size 4 than she did to get fillers or snips done on her face.
 
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So she spray painted her ikea industrial stools pink because it matched her soul. Deep shit man. I can see why she made her IG public to share this. I’d hope this is some GOMI in-joke but the fact is she did spray her dumb industrial stools pink.

I do wonder why she has two stools facing a small counter with a huge mirror above it. Does she watch herself eat there? Look in the mirror and write love letters? Why the fuck do you have two stools in front of a massive mirror in you living room? I’d really like to know the purpose of this.


She doesn't have a dining room nor much of a dining area in the layout of her apartment. The kitchen is directly facing the table and stools at the opposite end of the room. She also made a comment in her stories about how the mirror is not centered over the table but is instead, to the right= as if this is a nifty interior design trick. 🙄 &shrug;

The table and chairs both look rickety AF to me, and not very comfortable for eating. I can only imagine that she sits at the sofa to eat any meals, setting things on the coffee table.

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There's no telling how much longer Alice's insta will stay open, so here are some more photos and a couple videos. A few gala/event dresses which I hadn't seen before. One of them I love because the hairdo is so wonky! It's really frightening to see how puffy and fillerific her face is these days. MEIN GOTT! She used to be pretty enough and now she can barely open her eyes or the filler is taking over her face, I dunno what. The video on the catwalk, modeling the swan chapeau lol was interesting. I honestly have no idea what kind of moves she was making on the runway. Arisu probably didn't know. You have to see it yourself. It's Xmas in August! Enjoy...


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Dumb questions:

Running GOMI actually pays for all this shit? :\

Has she stopped pretending to be Jewish?

BTW aren't swans supposed to be loyal unto death to their partner and all that? As in when their mate dies, they never take another? Seems like an odd choice of headwear for ol' Alice, on that basis if no other.
 
Cow crossover (sorta) with Alice and Glitter on GOMI. Alice wrote a post about Anna and Lizzo that was pretty mild really and some user (probably a death fat) got her tits all jostled and then Alice got her tits all rustled and it ended with the hilarious claim that Alice actually pays to run GOMI. I left the obnoxious ads (even with ad block) in the screenshot to drive that point home: GOMI is a whored out website. Alice has wrung every single piece of real estate out for ads.

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There's no telling how much longer Alice's insta will stay open, so here are some more photos and a couple videos. A few gala/event dresses which I hadn't seen before. One of them I love because the hairdo is so wonky! It's really frightening to see how puffy and fillerific her face is these days. MEIN GOTT! She used to be pretty enough and now she can barely open her eyes or the filler is taking over her face, I dunno what. The video on the catwalk, modeling the swan chapeau lol was interesting. I honestly have no idea what kind of moves she was making on the runway. Arisu probably didn't know. You have to see it yourself. It's Xmas in August! Enjoy...


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Giving some serious face
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Swanning around
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The swan shit is just her trying to cosplay 2001 Bjork.
 
Linda Sarsour hates Jews; good thing Alice isn't really one.

I wonder if Alice's next phase will involve a hijab and an even larger victim complex.
 
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