Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Ravenor]

He didn't, he was working as a DJ at the time, apparently, for WIRX

I stand corrected, thanks.

 

[MrTroll]

Just for kicks, it would be fun for a mod or admin to attach a poll to this thread asking if Ashleigh is real or doll. I'm kind of curious to see where the community collectively stands on this right now.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

This guy is his cousin ETA: brother! and is equally tryhard and unfunny.

 

[BT 075]

This guy is his cousin, and is equally tryhard and unfunny.

Knowing him, he probably made up the cousin too.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I think the most telling and unnatural thing about her is her hands and the way her wrist bends

I noticed that too. Look at her hand on the floor in this picture:

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Either she's double-jointed, or that bug-eyed expression is a reaction to breaking every finger at once.

Source: I'm double-jointed and people freak out whenever I hold my hand in that exact position.

 

[anephric]

I've been reading through the thread, and I'm at a similar point with it that I reached with Lost when the polar bear showed up: confused as hell and really not convinced the payoff will be worth it...

This is a brilliant observation, as no matter the end result, it can never live up to the promises of the media or expectations of the spectators.

(And that goes double for that stupid TV show.)

 

[The Knife]

Somewhere in this thread there are pics of other examples of RealDolls. One of their selling points is apparently the ability to customise them - so if it is a RealDoll and it's a custom one, a similar one may not exist.

Edit for clarity

If it didn't sound completely crazy and if I weren't about 70% sure someone's already done it, I'd almost suggest sending some of these pictures to the RealDoll manufacturer and asking if they recognize their product.

I noticed that too. Look at her hand on the floor in this picture:

Either she's double-jointed, or that bug-eyed expression is a reaction to breaking every finger at once.

Source: I'm double-jointed and people freak out whenever I hold my hand in that exact position.

What's weirding me out is that her hand's position on her phone is almost identical in every pic: always with a distinctive bend in the index finger, always with the middle and ring fingers spread apart into a gap that appears to be the same size consistently.

The thing is, I actually have a gap like that when my hand's at rest; it's because I broke my middle finger in a car accident a few years back, and now it goes off at an odd angle. But when I tried to imitate her grip on my own phone, it's a really uncomfortable and unnatural position, even with the already pronounced angle my middle finger takes.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Knowing him, he probably made up the cousin too.

Hee. His nephew brother! (much younger) has a "comedy" YouTube channel, too. It's like there's an unfunny attention-seeker gene in the family.

There are four brothers. Peter is the oldest, unfunny musician Patrick is the next, the third brother is unfunny but has a real job and no YouTube channel so I'll just say his initial is T., and the baby brother is unfunny YouTuber Joshua, who just started college.

The parents seem perfectly nice, so who knows how their kids turned out so tryhard.

Oh, my crap, he sent a press release about kicking himself in the nuts to his shitty local paper (page 5 of the paper/page 3 of the PDFs, center top)

 

[Ravenor]

What's weirding me out is that her hand's position on her phone is almost identical in every pic: always with a distinctive bend in the index finger, always with the middle and ring fingers spread apart into a gap that appears to be the same size consistently.

The thing is, I actually have a gap like that when my hand's at rest; it's because I broke my middle finger in a car accident a few years back, and now it goes off at an odd angle. But when I tried to imitate her grip on my own phone, it's a really uncomfortable and unnatural position, even with the already pronounced angle my middle finger takes.

I don't think it's all that odd to be honest, I have seen others well more odd the two finger stab finger grip, some say mine is a little odd I support my phone with my little finger and loosely support the phone with the other fingers an type with my thumb. I think it's more a comfort thing with how you hold it.
When I moved from blackberry to iphone it took a while for me to drop the two handed thumb war grip.

 

[The Knife]

I don't think it's all that odd to be honest, I have seen others well more odd the two finger stab finger grip, some say mine is a little odd I support my phone with my little finger and loosely support the phone with the other fingers an type with my thumb. I think it's more a comfort thing with how you hold it.
When I moved from blackberry to iphone it took a while for me to drop the two handed thumb war grip.

Full disclosure: I don't have an iPhone, so I don't know know how the camera function works. I just assume your thumb clicks the shutter and you keep your fingers away from the lens at the top. It's just strange how her hand falls in that exact position every single time.

 

[PsychicFish]

Full disclosure: I don't have an iPhone, so I don't know know how the camera function works. I just assume your thumb clicks the shutter and you keep your fingers away from the lens at the top. It's just strange how her hand falls in that exact position every single time.

Doesn't seem strange to me, I imagine most people hold their phone a specific 'comfortable' way and each time they use their phone it's probably only slight variations on that. Humans are creature of habit in the end, everything we do we tend to develop a habit of doing it one way.

 

[MACH-IV]

Doesn't seem strange to me, I imagine most people hold their phone a specific 'comfortable' way and each time they use their phone it's probably only slight variations on that. Humans are creature of habit in the end, everything we do we tend to develop a habit of doing it one way.

It's not comfortable, but I hold my phone similarly sometimes. Resting it against my pinky instead of grabbing it gives me more room to move my thumb around the touch screen without accidentally rubbing my palm against the screen.

Here is an unnecessarily large picture demonstrating my patented phone grip technique.

HTC One M8 - great phone btw

 

[4Macie]

It's not comfortable, but I hold my phone similarly sometimes. Resting it against my pinky instead of grabbing it gives me more room to move my thumb around the touch screen without accidentally rubbing my palm against the screen.

Here is an unnecessarily large picture demonstrating my patented phone grip technique.

HTC One M8 - great phone btw

While I agree with you; because I hold my phone this way too, a lot of the wife's photos look so weird.Like her pinky is trying to support the camera, but it isn't... because she's likely a doll
Look, these are the ones Hellblazer graced us with

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[MACH-IV]

While I agree with you; because I hold my phone this way too, a lot of the wife's photos look so weird.Like her pinky is trying to support the camera, but it isn't... because she's likely a doll
Look, these are the ones Hellblazer graced us with

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His body language is stupid in those pics. Completely unnatural, especially for people who are allegedly married. She isn't interacting with him at all.

Reminds me of when celebs do photoshoots with fans and look exactly the same in every picture:

 

[lolwut]

I really hope the PI story is correct. Because if it turns out the theory of him killing his wife and replacing her with a doll turned out to be true I would shit literal clay bricks, build a bunker with them, and stay there 'til the end of time.

I want off the ride, but I must know how it ends...

 

[Artard]

His body language is stupid in those pics. Completely unnatural, especially for people who are allegedly married. She isn't interacting with him at all.

Reminds me of when celebs do photoshoots with fans and look exactly the same in every picture:

But not for a minute would that girl be confused with a mannequin. As a neurotypical pig, I see a billion small cues that can't be erased by pointing out how some details engineered to be "lifelike" is somewhat "lifelike". Weirdly, a lot of those details might also be accurately described as "lifelike" if you were to apply the same criteria to, say, Pixar animation.

I'm also a little disappointed you didn't use this gallery of terrified, frozen smiles instead

 

[Frank Rizzo]

But not for a minute would that girl be confused with a mannequin. As a neurotypical pig, I see a billion small cues that can't be erased by pointing out how some details engineered to be "lifelike" is somewhat "lifelike". Weirdly, a lot of those details might also be true of, say, Pixar animation.

I'm also a little disappointed you didn't use this gallery of terrified, frozen smiles instead

....Oh dear sweet God.....what is this, I don't even.....

 

[blackie toy]

Someone on /cuteboys/ received the copy of the marriage license that they requested, all looks genuine...

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Pretty sure that's legitimate. I'm not terribly surprised at this point. The possibilities left are that this is a different Peter Coffin (not particularly likely given there is documentary evidence going back pretty far that match up with his movements in Utah and Michigan).

Does the Michigan mailing address lead anywhere interesting?

It helps confirm the supposed brother a bit. There are still some weird things that the fraud tools guys on cow have mentioned. I think someone said that the Michigan address matched up to the Coffin family homestead.

I haven't looked at the threads yet today so I don't know what the current news is about the brother, though. I suppose it's possible that it's a fake, but I think his social media accounts looked really good.

 

[MACH-IV]

But not for a minute would that girl be confused with a mannequin. As a neurotypical pig, I see a billion small cues that can't be erased by pointing out how some details engineered to be "lifelike" is somewhat "lifelike". Weirdly, a lot of those details might also be true of, say, Pixar animation.

I'm also a little disappointed you didn't use this gallery of terrified, frozen smiles instead

I doubt Pixar writers could come up with a plot so twisted, but I would love to see them try.

 

[waffle]

Poll needs the option of "real wife, estranged. Also, doll".

That's what I think is going on. Peter is obviously married and probably estranged/divorced from his wife, because all of the non-braces pictures are obviously a doll and the doll is obviously based on braces woman, only with bigger tits. What remains to be seen is if the PI story is true or if braces is the wife. The other, even creepier possibility, is that the doll is based of a cousin or something like that. Whoever it is it has to be someone close enough to Peter that he can take pictures of her and have semi regular contact with the real version of the baby without setting off alarm bells. At the same time, braces has to not be his wife (or they are on very bad terms) or he'd just take a video on some pretext and post it. The wrinkle with Braces being the wife is how can he get baby pics and spend time with the baby and be all smiley if they are on the skids so bad that he can't get one good video.

The wife blog and the family facebook accounts are all an obvious sock puppet theater because everyone just happens to type like Peter.