Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Artard]

This is a conversation between Peter and his fake Asian girlfriend. Peter wrote the whole thing and used pics of a Korean model for her avatar. I really think "insane" might be a better tag than "sjw" for this guy.
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It's interesting to compare that, and this:

Spoiler: unfunny shit

both of which Peter confessed to making up during sockpuppeting, to his brother's twitter account, dug up by @MrsFrizzle :

Spoiler: more unfunny shit

This whole thing is an elaborate (in terms of time and maybe sometimes effort) comedy piece. One/both of them (who consider himself/themselves comedy writers) consider this thing an elaborate sketch/bit of performance art, with all "evidence" coming with deniability deliberately planted there. He/they're not exactly recycling characters but he/they are certainly recycling schtick.

It's too pointless and ineffective to have, like, a legit production team behind it, like LonelyGirl15 or something. It's just a retarded guy and possibly a retarded friend and/or retarded brother. The reveal will involve him invoking Andy Kaufman and not mentioning the parts where he earlier appeared to be lying to conceal his sad/lonely life, not for "content".

 

[DX10]

No actual marriage photos despite the apparent fetish and will to take photos of everything else I call buh-buh-bullshit!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'll start by admitting, I have never heard of a RealDoll, and the concept kinda freaks me out. I mean, I don't even like cell phones at all. What the fuck is a RealDoll? It seriously sounds soooooo Revelation…

But this is a pretty complex story, its really intriguing. It also sickens me how some spergs gotta be this desperate for attention that they got to fake girlfriends like this. It does NOTHING for them personally, doesn't erase the Wizard Virgin status of theirs, and in the end, makes themselves look like jackasses.

Anyway, I'm still reading through this, but so far, the Braceface girl is really the wife of his employer. What the fuck, man.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Pretty sure that's legitimate. I'm not terribly surprised at this point. The possibilities left are that this is a different Peter Coffin (not particularly likely given there is documentary evidence going back pretty far that match up with his movements in Utah and Michigan).


It helps confirm the supposed brother a bit. There are still some weird things that the fraud tools guys on cow have mentioned. I think someone said that the Michigan address matched up to the Coffin family homestead.

Peter's parents live in the next town over (Watervliet). The brothers are real (documented at length in the local newspaper, etc.)

There are two Peter Coffins in that area of Michigan, and the data in the public records aggregator databases for them is a bit mixed up, which misled me for a bit, and maybe others too.

 

[Konstantinos]

What a weird thread this is. I don't know what the fuck is up with Peter Coffin's "wife" but I do know that I'm getting some serious uncanny valley vibes from all the pictures of her.

 

[Objection!]

She's not a doll. It's obvious she's not. Look, I haven't done much surfing lately on the real doll website but unless they've changed their skeletal model under all that silicone, she's real or he's really good at posing dead weight with a lot of support structure carefully hidden and then edited out.

Realdolls cannot stand by themselves. Can't support their own weight. You do not throw out the crates they come in unless you build them somewhere. They have places you can attach hooks to for support, I believe.

Realdoll hands are not carefully crafted and articulated joints, they're just wire in the shape of a skeletal hand. They simply aren't good at holding things, especially not weighty items. In other words, they can't hold a phone up without support. Not sure how posable versus gravity they are, but I'm not sure they're designed to be posed without a support structure.

Also, they started getting really life-like fairly recently. The older models were pretty but not realistic. On the real doll page they're in a professional setup, lighting, hair, makeup, clothing, posing. Professional cameras, maybe some Photoshop to tweak. Without all that, they look like what they are, silicone dolls.

I'm genuinely disappointed that you guys would rather happily take a clearly lying anon passing his theories as fact with an outrageous story about hiring a pi than this guy with pictures of his wife and him together because the anon's story provides confirmation bias. That's a real girl, not a real doll. I don't know why they're together but maybe she's using him or maybe they're really in love. Don't know, but I don't think he's worth harassing further.

Edit: as an aside, they got married in Vegas. Maybe it was quick and they didn't care about photos. I'm not planning to have any pictures taken when I get married and I'm definitely female. Not everyone goes crazy for that. Besides, she clearly doesn't like her mouth and she's probably grinning like a fool in her wedding pics and forbade him to show them because she thinks she looks bad.

 

[Rogowski]

(I presume "Toilet Nigga" is /cuteboys/ slang, but... why?)

Because when the cows tried to reverse image search a photo Ashleigh posted of their son, the results were hilarious.

 

[meatslab]

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There are a shit ton of companies that sell "real dolls". Not just the Real Doll site. Every picture of her is grainy and shitty and at non-human angles. She doesn't have a bellybutton in the pregnancy photos, and the "baby bump" is wayyyy too low. Also, you can actually pose them pretty well, if you've ever seen any pictures from people that own these dolls. Here's all the information you never wanted to know about love dolls (and their owners). http://www.dollforum.com/forum/index.php

Let's say that they are married and have a baby together and that we're all assholes. If this is true, why the FUCK would he post an obviously fake birth certificate, and several documents of Ashleigh's to prove they are real instead of just a short video with all three of them in the shot?

If she's so shy about her face, why the fuck does she show the rest of of body off constantly in pictures? She obviously likes taking pictures of herself and posting them. She posted (what are fake) pictures from the hospital when she had the baby. If there was a wedding, she would post pictures where she looked her absolute best. Even if she looked like shit, there'd at least be a selfie of the both of them with her mouth covered. There'd be something.

I could go on and on like the 8chan threads, but there's nothing else to say that hasn't been covered. Petey just needs to stop being so bizarre and secretive.

 

[Objection!]

There are a shit ton of companies that sell "real dolls". Not just the Real Doll site. Every picture of her is grainy and shitty and at non-human angles. She doesn't have a bellybutton in the pregnancy photos, and the "baby bump" is wayyyy too low.

Are you aware of where the uterus is in a human female, by chance? Perhaps you'd better give those anatomy books another look.

Let's say that they are married and have a baby together and that we're all assholes. If this is true, why the FUCK would he post an obviously fake birth certificate, and several documents of Ashleigh's to prove they are real instead of just a short video with all three of them in the shot?

Beats me. Ask him what his machinations are. Maybe she's starting to do this shit on purpose because she thinks it's funny.

If she's so shy about her face, why the fuck does she show the rest of of body off constantly in pictures? She obviously likes taking pictures of herself and posting them. She posted (what are fake) pictures from the hospital when she had the baby. If there was a wedding, she would post pictures where she looked her absolute best.

I said mouth. You saw the picture of her with child in the unshooped picture, yes? Did you see her mouth with braces? I certainly don't think she's ugly like that, but she clearly has a problem with it. If it's true that she was fat and lost weight, why NOT show off her body? It's not uncommon for a girl to post selfies where she thinks she looks best, pose wise and all that. FGAS can go a long way. Probably some angle tricks and possibly photo editing.

 

[Slam Attack!]

This has been said a few times already but it has to be said again..

as somebody with a background in animation, I can safely say that those animated gifs of Ashleigh are either of a real person (albeit an extremely stiff and self-conscious one) or Peter Coffin is an unbelievably talented animator whose command over stop-motion vastly outweighs his reputation as a weirdo.

Whether or not they make real-dolls with that level of articulation (as Objection! questions a few posts before this one) is irrelevant.

Really.. there's no way that shit is animated (I'm speaking specifically of the flipping-off and blink / breathe gifs). If you take a second to really study the movement you'll see how much more likely it is to be real than animated. You'd have to be an autist on the level of CWC to not notice the naturalistic motion of the fingers on her hand, her chest as she breathes, etc.

I find the explanation as posted by the "PI" of Ashleigh being his employer far more convincing.

 

[ATM]

Because when the cows tried to reverse image search a photo Ashleigh posted of their son, the results were hilarious.

That goddamn filename. Every time.

She's not a doll. It's obvious she's not. Look, I haven't done much surfing lately on the real doll website but unless they've changed their skeletal model under all that silicone, she's real or he's really good at posing dead weight with a lot of support structure carefully hidden and then edited out.

I feel you on this, for pretty much all the reasons you've stated. The problem I'm having is that in some of the pictures, I'll be damned if it doesn't look like a doll rather that a real woman. I just can't get over that fact, I wish I had your conviction. I'm not sure what's real any more. Pete's mindfuckery has broken me.

 

[Artard]

I'm genuinely disappointed that you guys would rather happily take a clearly lying anon passing his theories as fact with an outrageous story about hiring a pi than this guy with pictures of his wife and him together because the anon's story provides confirmation bias. That's a real girl, not a real doll. I don't know why they're together but maybe she's using him or maybe they're really in love. Don't know, but I don't think he's worth harassing further.

Not to interrupt some righteous indignation, Sister, but have you read this thread from the start? Peter has been acting like an idiot on the internet for years, insulting people and using imaginary gfs to also insult people (and praise Peter Coffin's enormous cock).

Spoiler: praise of peter coffin's artistically beautiful cock from an imaginary gf

I don't disagree with part of what you're saying, but the idea that Peter Coffin is a poor baby being harassed by meanies is hilarious. His currency is a growing Patreon and most importantly attention.

 

[meatslab]

Are you aware of where the uterus is in a human female, by chance? Perhaps you'd better give those anatomy books another look.

It looks like there's a chest burster in her vagina that's trying to crawl its way out of her stomach. It's a little higher than that.

I said mouth. You saw the picture of her with child in the unshooped picture, yes? Did you see her mouth with braces? I certainly don't think she's ugly like that, but she clearly has a problem with it. If it's true that she was fat and lost weight, why NOT show off her body? It's not uncommon for a girl to post selfies where she thinks she looks best, pose wise and all that. FGAS can go a long way. Probably some angle tricks and possibly photo editing.

I never said she was ugly...? I don't give a fuck if someone likes to take 20 million selfies. Good for them. I brought it up because it doesn't make sense why she would take selfies after giving birth and in the hospital, but not even take a no mouth selfie at her wedding when she obviously likes to take pictures of herself (that isn't her mouth).

Why would she be okay with him showing everyone a picture of her full face on her passport along with intimate information about her, but she's "too shy" to do a short video that would stop all this? It's all just very strange. No matter who is right, we all lose.

 

[MrTroll]

Not to interrupt some righteous indignation, Sister, but have you read this thread from the start? Peter has been acting like an idiot on the internet for years, insulting people and using imaginary gfs to also insult people (and praise Peter Coffin's enormous cock).

Spoiler: praise of peter coffin's artistically beautiful cock from an imaginary gf

I don't disagree with part of what you're saying, but the idea that Peter Coffin is a poor baby being harassed by meanies is hilarious. His currency is a growing Patreon and most importantly attention.

Fake wife or not, this guy is basically the textbook definition of a lolcow and deserves everything he gets.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm wondering if there was a real Ashleigh, but for whatever reason she left him and he can't handle it, so he aquired a high-end realistic sex toy and made it resemble her. PI shit is probably fake, but no question he's hiding something. If this woman truly does exist, wouldn't it be easy to have them make a video where she appears on camera and speaks at length? Even if Peter was somehow the greatest stop motion animator ever born, it would be impossible for him to fake a video where she's clearly talking. Audio syncing wouldn't work because RealDolls don't have hundreds of mouths to simulate stop motion talking.

 

[Metagross]

The gifs are what's throwing me off the most right now I think. Granted those can be photoshopped, but I don't think they are. They seem to be of a real person, but my only explanation then is that the girl in the gifs either isn't aware her image is being used, she's given permission for whatever reason, or... Damn. I really don't even know. I still go back to the fact some of those pictures look so fake, some even look like he photoshopped her in with him.

Another reason I'm sort of leaning towards her being a doll is simply considering his history of doing other strange similar things in terms of faking girlfriends, sock puppeting etc..There is no way I can believe that is legitimately his wife. And to be honest out of all the options, her being a doll is in my opinion the best conclusion for this twisted tale if I had to pick one to hope for, because I don't want a guy like him getting that lucky and I don't want some poor woman being dragged into this.

 

[Rogowski]

This is what gets me. Or rather, one of about a hundred different things that get me. He supposedly already posted proof of his wife being real, but does anyone really buy this 100%. This video is dodgy as fuck.

http://petercoff.in/post/14362075393/nihileigh-proof-video-my-silly-accent

 

[jemas42]

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The reason people are gravitating towards doll isn't JUST confirmation bias. I'll admit that plays a part, but I don't think that's entirely it. Part of the reason so many people are posting here, hell the reason I'M posting here is because something just does not add up. There is something missing, a piece of information that will cause all this to click into place. We've got enough people here and on Cow looking into that eventually someone is gonna find that piece of information it'll all make sense.

So, with that in mind, why are people gravitating towards the RealDoll theory? Because, given the information available, it makes the most sense. He has a documented history of shit like that, the girl in the photos looks off, he just will not take a short video of them together or a picture of her with him where she looks natural (the only photo where she looks natural is one that does not include him), it fits more evidence than any other theory.

I admit, the PI was probably bullshit (especially since we're still waiting for that second drop) but until we get something, we're all just trying to piece it together with the information we have and the wisdom of the crowd. And most of the wisdom of the crowd says 'RealDoll.' Does that make it right? We'll just have to find out.

 

[blackie toy]

This video is dodgy as fuck.

Honestly if I didn't question the guy I wouldn't question the video. The hiding her speaking mouth is odd, but more likely a combination of hating to show her mouth or hating her voice (hiding the mouth means she can just dub over it later). The complexity of the movement in the video is also pretty telling. I mean... if you've ever done skype/facetime on a computer while doing other stuff... her eye movement is very realistic: it holds to an exact point most times (presumably where her face is showing up on camera) but occasionally darts off to the side (distracted by clock, something else on screen).

I'm not calling it confirmation of Coffin's story but I believe the woman in that video is real. I also strongly suspect the person speaking is the person in the video. I can't say for sure the accent is Scots, but it has elements of Scots speech that I recognize.

 

[XYZpdq]

It would be great to see people jump through this many hoops to explain how Jace might really have been a marine.