Ok serious question - Has anyone met their wife on this site?

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Chichan said:
There has been, but I wouldn't recommend it. Going outside and doing that is probably the best also you get vitamin d. If you are looking happy hunting. 👍
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You mean you don't have a tanning bed to get your daily vitamin D? what are you, poor?
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So is doxing yourself the ultimate sign of affection? Do the lady kiwis like using google maps to see your if couch is appropriate for Netflix and chill? It's interesting but on a site that considers revealing anything even slightly substantial about yourself as a social faux-pas it seems like a crazy thing to do.
 
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Mr Magenta and Trent met on the forum shroomery. Mr Magenta flew to the USA to meet Trent. And oddly enough, mr Magenta was honestly straight when he first met Trent. But that anus, man, sexuality goes out the window when you see the anus of a man named Trent, real talk.
 
Hey OP,

I am a true and honest woman, and I will marry you. Hope you like my sexy black piece.

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SkeetNYeet said:
So is doxing yourself the ultimate sign of affection? Do the lady kiwis like using google maps to see your couch is appropriate for Netflix and chill? It's interesting but on a site that considers revealing anything even slightly substantial about yourself as a social faux-pas it seems like a crazy thing to do.
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You need to dox yourself in order to find true love. Credit card info included.
 
There’s lots of men on this forum. Some men enjoy cocks for their anus. Forum sex was bound to happen. The shroomery sometimes does a gathering, where shroomery members meet each other in person. Can you imagine a kiwifarms gathering? It would be like a the gathering of the juggalos. Tons and tons of homosexual men and transgender woman who enjoy cocks for their anus and using their female penis could all meet up. So many men would be having anal sex with other men and with transgender women with penis, Ejaculation would be limitless. The pleasure would be intense.
 
There are a few members who have met here and gotten married. There is even an achievement trophy for it.
 
I think two people from KF mating is how we're gonna get more obviously expressed mutants. But instead of cool powers like bone claws or walking through walls it will just be a third butt cheek or something.
 
*extremely mom voice* said:
I'm going to be Null's tradwife as soon as he saves enough to pay my dowry. Of course if he doesn't have the money, my father might accept payment in cows.
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So that's why Null's been collecting a herd of lolcows all along? 🤔
 
I'd prefer if someone just post that GIF from Full Metal Jacket with no spoiler. You know the one.
 
Shiversblood said:
There’s lots of men on this forum. Some men enjoy cocks for their anus. Forum sex was bound to happen. The shroomery sometimes does a gathering, where shroomery members meet each other in person. Can you imagine a kiwifarms gathering? It would be like a the gathering of the juggalos. Tons and tons of homosexual men and transgender woman who enjoy cocks for their anus and using their female penis could all meet up. So many men would be having anal sex with other men and with transgender women with penis, Ejaculation would be limitless. The pleasure would be intense.
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It would probably still be less gay with less anal sex then a shroomery gathering though. Imagine without Koods, a lot less anal sex and ejaculation

Okkervils said:
There are a few members who have met here and gotten married. There is even an achievement trophy for it.
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I want that trophy! Although.... Since I am not willing to move to New Zealand to meet a woman I probably will not get it.

Shiversblood said:
Mr Magenta and Trent met on the forum shroomery. Mr Magenta flew to the USA to meet Trent. And oddly enough, mr Magenta was honestly straight when he first met Trent. But that anus, man, sexuality goes out the window when you see the anus of a man named Trent, real talk.
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Mr Magenta could not resist the anus of Trent like most men. Honestly
 
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