Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HM 935]

Random musing: I think the constant scratches and scrapes on her upper arms are from squeezing through door frames, instead of the cats.

 

[MissyMissy]

View attachment 875899
View attachment 875901

Our literary sensation Writerlynn puts a uni student in their place. I can’t speak for this student but not every book you read at uni is because you HAVE to if you find your course enjoyable amber.

So childish to brag about how big the book you're reading is, like didn't everyone stop doing that in third grade?

 

[bev]

Lmao who cares how long the book she's currently reading is? I'll be impressed if she actually finishes it and retains the plot

 

[ADHD]

And what's so off-putting about long books, anyway? Gorl, you love everything else plus-sized...

She's lying anyway. She's completed one year of college at most. Since when do freshmen level courses assign "huge" books?

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

So childish to brag about how big the book you're reading is, like didn't everyone stop doing that in third grade?

It’s a really big, thick book & there are NO “pitchers” in it either!!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So childish to brag about how big the book you're reading is, like didn't everyone stop doing that in third grade?

I’ll note she did not mention the name of this mighty impressive tome she is reading. Going to guess it’s not Gravity’s Rainbow or Being Nothingness, but more like the Twilight Saga or a couple HP books combined into one BIG book.

 

[Pennywisest]

I hate that I remember this.

Back in 2017 she bought IT around the time the movie was coming out. She mentioned it in a video but she was only like 200pgs in. I doubt she ever finished and with the next chapter coming out soon, I’d bet she’s reading that again. Some editions are over 1300 pages.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I hate that I remember this.

Back in 2017 she bought IT around the time the movie was coming out. She mentioned it in a video but she was only like 200pgs in. I doubt she ever finished and with the next chapter coming out soon, I’d bet she’s reading that again. Some editions are over 1300 pages.

Is this "Pennywise from the Comment Section?" If yes, welcome to the Farms and thanks for the laughs. If no, thanks for your contribution and not powerleveling too hard on your first post.

 

[MrsDashx10]

View attachment 875899
View attachment 875901

Our literary sensation Writerlynn puts a uni student in their place. I can’t speak for this student but not every book you read at uni is because you HAVE to if you find your course enjoyable amber.

Not to mention that our gorl went to a non-Nationally Accredited College that no doubt had students pass courses to encourage them to buy them more. Amd before that went to an Alternative High School an a nonstandard high school curriculum, so...

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Random musing: I think the constant scratches and scrapes on her upper arms are from squeezing through door frames, instead of the cats.

As somebody who has owned cats throughout her entire life and have been scratched a few times (such as when mine accidentally scratched my foot while I was playing with her) I can confirm those do not look like cat scratches.

 

[Twinkie]

The thing is, she's a skin picker. Do you compulsively pick your cat scratches? I'm guessing not.

Everyone gets little dings and scratches on their skin. Normal people let it be and it's gone within 2 days and not even visible to other people. But our gorl can't help herself. She will pick a miniscule scratch into a big wound that shows up on camera and stays there, for months. Not to mention her compromised immune system...

 

[disintegration]

I do believe she may have deleted her Twitter again.

 

[Snusmumriken]

“My book’s BIGGER so I’m SMARTER” god she really is a child.

Margaret Atwood’s famous poem “you fit into me” is 13 words long and it would fly right the fuck over Amber’s big moon head. There are several shorter than that even, and still, it would be as meaningless to her as “cut your carb intake.”
It’s not about how many words you can cram into your skull or the big fancy vocab you can spew from your fedora, it’s about what you’re able to interpret and how that resonates with you. All that can be interpreted from this LGBT for the sake of being LGBT bullshit she reads is “gayz r sexy”. We’re so impressed, Amber. I recommend “Dieting for Dummies” as your next read.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I personally don't think Amber or Becky are physically ugly. I've seen "plain" tossed around and I think that's the correct term to describe them. Amber would still be insufferable if she was a normal weight but I'm sure someone out there would fuck her then ignore her text messages.

 

[raritycunt]

Random musing: I think the constant scratches and scrapes on her upper arms are from squeezing through door frames, instead of the cats.

Very possible, I’m sure everyone knows what it’s like to catch themselves on a doorframe when they’ve been walking by in a hurry - it hurts a lot and I can’t imagine how much of her body amber scrapes constantly

 

[Silver Surfer]

I personally don't think AOr Becky are physically ugly. I've seen "plain" tossed around and I think that's the correct term to describe them. Amber would still be insufferable if she was a normal weight but I'm sure someone out there would fuck her then ignore her text messages.

Agree to disagree. When Amber first started dating Becky, I stopped watching for a few weeks because I couldn’t stomach the sight of her. Also Amber’s wonky eye genuinely turns my stomach if I focus on it. All that aside, they’re rancid as people so I doubt anyone with a sound mind would see a single glimmer of beauty in either.

ETA: but I’m too much of a pussy to watch the Slatons because they disgust me—it’s like staring into a bowl of cockroaches. Maybe I’m just weak.

 

[Xenomorph]

I personally don't think AOr Becky are physically ugly. I've seen "plain" tossed around and I think that's the correct term to describe them. Amber would still be insufferable if she was a normal weight but I'm sure someone out there would fuck her then ignore her text messages.

There is someone out there who married Amy Slaton just because someone will fuck your holes does not make you attractive. Al is ugly and Becky is just tragic.

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

They’re both so awful looking that if you saw them in public & had kids with you, you would be forced to put your hands over their mouths for fear of what they would say.
They’re so horrid looking it would be hard not to stare. & the fact that they are both such assholes makes it easy for me to acknowledge.

 

[HM 935]

Someone on the relationship sub reddit is pretending to be Becky:

 

[Guardsman42]

Someone on the relationship sub reddit is pretending to be Becky: View attachment 876695

Honestly the problem is this sums up the deal with alot of deathfats. They get to this point, and some one is still there etc etc.