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Spoken like a man who never had to commute to work.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Spoken like a man who never had to commute to work.
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- Dec 25, 2015
Someone's obviously hacked Chris's account and is doing a bad job of impersonating him. I didn't see a "but I digress" in any of those tweets. Amateurs. 
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It already wrapped and they shut it down.
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Hehe... I’ll bet you it’s not even because Chris actually believes that he has learned anything. It’s just the instinctive response of somebody who has spent his entire childhood watching crappy sitcoms. Every episode has a morale: “Did you learn anything Jerry?” “Hoo boy, I sure learned a lesson about women!”
Thanks to the autismus, Chris has a hard time distinguishing real life from TV shows. But he remembers that characters are supposed to learn a lesson after their tribulations: “I sure got trolled. But am eh-very much wiser now!”
Shit, two lolcows went and got married. Not sure who’s the bigger cow though: Lil Miss “I dress so slutty, that I need to know Kung Fu”... Or her husband the Übercuck. Who apparently thinks of Bronies what non-cucks think of a biker gang.
Ahh, no wonder he’s concerned about Bronies mounting his wife. Is his wife obese btw?
Is that why he’s teaching her self defense? Because she can’t use a light jog to avoid Brony rape gangs like anyone else?
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Lives in house of horde, cat shit, bed bugs, has an Rx for cholestoral and advises to take time to care for onesself. Classic chris.
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Getting fucked up on caffeine while sleep-deprived will do it. I used to pound espresso shots to get through opening shifts when I was a barista, and doing that produces an effect whereby you're still mentally and physically exhausted but you're feeling "awake" and energetic because of the caffeine. It's not a pleasant feeling.
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God, I hate that. I'm very sensitive to caffeine, if I drink a cup of coffee, I don't sleep for two days.
So, it suffered the same fate as Bob's hope for Chris.
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Soda? Also, he has delusional thoughts and talks to imaginary characters, yet is allowed to drive.
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You know I swear it was all covert stuff when I documented Chris a little at BC, but from what I overheard most bronies have accepted the fact that G4 is at it's end and are prepared to keep the buzz for thier Little club going through fan projects and other support...hell some of them even hope a G5 will come along and bring the new life to the franchise and fanbase like what the movie was supposed too, instead of crying about g4 and saying no no no no to g5.
Glad to see even among the laughing stocks of the internet Chris has to be the oddest and looniest that makes them look even worse than they already do.
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Following the con, you should make sure to go out and do a hit and run and try console yourself with some refreshing and healthy pizza, offer some to the local police when they come by to investigate why you fled the scene of a "there was hardly any damage" accident.
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Yea, it's not like Chris has ever anything before...
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Chris shills for Tokyo Treat soda.
That filthy glove...
That filthy glove...
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How does Chris, a man supposedly wallowing in poverty, manage to afford overpriced subscription scam boxes in addition to netflix/hulu/crunchyroll/whatever other streaming services? That shit has to add up after a while.
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Because he likes to cry and moan about not being as rich as Tony Montana snorting rails off magichans dick and considers living in a shithole mcmanshion, with garbage and nearly feral pets his waiting room before being made mayor God overlord of his little imaginationland
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Because, man, it's all getting charged to credit cards that he doesn't pay.
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Those gloves piss me off more than they ought to. Why does Chris wear them? They look like compression gloves for osteoarthiritis, and unless his years of non-stop gaming have finally caught up to him, there's no earthly reason he should be wearing something like that.
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He wears them because he's cosplaying. He's been cosplaying 24/7 for his entire life. From the Ash Ketchum outfit, and even this "trans" stuff is just him cosplaying. Since he doesn't have any sort of normal social life, this has become normal for him.
He's a no-nonsense secksy anime girl that don't take no guff from none of them trolls.
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Also Autism makes sense of touch senstive those gloves are meant to relive tension on his radial ulna nerves