Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

Rogowski said:
She's from Aberdeen, which I've been told is a major hub for the oil industry. Which begs the question of "if she was looking for an American to marry couldn't she have found one that wasn't poor as fuck and kinda weird?"
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Peter appears to have been the first person to really show her attention on her tumblr, and their relationship came from that. I don't think she was 'looking for an american' as much as very starved of attention. She comes from a VERY small town (6000 population)
 
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Hodor said:
I'm mostly disappointed that Peter's too lazy to proof read and use a service to spoof an email.

What self respecting lawman uses gmail, I mean really
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I did notice it's from a gmail account, has no header or footer and no contact information. If this is Peter Coffin sending this out i'm sure it's highly illegal.
 
TM Ambrose said:
I did notice it's from a gmail account, has no header or footer and no contact information. If this is Peter Coffin sending this out i'm sure it's highly illegal.
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Yeah, according to Mike Cernovitch, he faked it. Which is a major crime, and I think like... the fourth or fifth felony Peter's done, assuming the PI anon is real.

http://www.crimeandfederalism.com/2015/01/peter-coffin-sends-bogus-legal-threat-to-8chan-.html

For the most part, Cernovitch is fairly reliable with this sort of shit, so I doubt he's lying.
 
Fredegunde said:
She's undead. It's the only theory that makes sense anymore.

Peter had a real wife. Killed her as /cow/ suggests. But she came back. Now has dead, soulless eyes and a cool body, because the undead are super sexy at least half of the time. They reconciled and are still deeply in love. They had a dead, soulless baby. Obviously the birth certificate's a fake, because giving birth in a hospital while dead would raise some eyebrows.

The end.
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The poll really does need an "OH MY GOD HE KILLED HER" option.
 
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Fake wife, fake marriage, fake baby, fake boobs, now a fake lawyer and a fake PI. Is there anything else fake this saga is missing? At this point I would not be surprised if someone tried to check out the house only to discover that it's just a piece of cardboard painted to look like a house.
 
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Fake wife, fake marriage, fake baby, fake boobs, now a fake lawyer and a fake PI. Is there anything else fake this saga is missing? At this point I would not be surprised if someone tried to check out the house only to discover that it's just a piece of cardboard painted to look like a house.
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We're all going to wake up tomorrow and find out Peter Coffin was just a mass fever dream we all had.
 
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PsychicFish said:
Peter appears to have been the first person to really show her attention on her tumblr, and their relationship came from that. I don't think she was 'looking for an american' as much as very starved of attention. She comes from a VERY small town (6000 population)
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Goodness knows stranger things have happened under the sun.
One of my friends from high school made a similarly baffling and regrettable choice of first husband. He was a physically unappealing and obnoxious middle-aged man who claimed to be a working musician but turned out to derive the bulk of his income from nuisance lawsuits. That income was meager indeed. She met him online when she was a chubby nerd with low self esteem and very little life experience, married him when she was newly hot and still cripplingly insecure, and divorced him when he started controlling her life the same way her parents had. Today, her ex-husband appears to have moved to a Southeast Asian country after an unsuccessful attempt to assume the identity of his brother who had died in infancy, in order to escape his debts.

At no point, however, did my friend choose to comport herself in a manner consistent with a stop motion animated sex doll.
 
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I haven't kept up with this and have only skimmed over this thread.

Part of me wonders if his "wife" is a custom doll based on pictures of a woman he found online somewhere. That might explain the forum post among other things. He's essentially "cloned" some random chick he found online which is why some of the pics seem real and others are dangerously close to the uncanny valley.

Then again, that doesn't explain the marriage certificate.

Either way, I can't wait to see how this plays out.
 
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I would like you mind you guys there are really freaky people around the planet. Example this Russian girl that looks like a barbie:
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Shes a real person that really gives me the spooks. Imagine to entering a room where 10 of these persons are sitting. Everyone turns to look at you without saying a thing with that blank expression on their faces. Don't know if anybody has talked about this person yet.

In the other hand Peter could prove his wife to be real by making simple 5min video, where they talk about stuff or something. It's just that simple. So I'm saying the wife is a doll. Either Peter is trying to milk fame or his ego just couldn't handle to admit his wife is a doll. Either way, I love this thread.
 
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dickwad said:
I would like you mind you guys there are really freaky people around the planet. Example this Russian girl that looks like a barbie:
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Shes a real person that really gives me the spooks. Imagine to entering a room where 10 of these persons are sitting. Everyone turns to look at you without saying a thing with that blank expression on their faces. Don't know if anybody has talked about this person yet.

In the other hand Peter could prove his wife to be real by making simple 5min video, where they talk about stuff or something. It's just that simple. So I'm saying the wife is a doll. Either Peter is trying to milk fame or his ego just couldn't handle to admit his wife is a doll. Either way, I love this thread.
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I believe she has a thread. I think most of that is photoshopped, though?
 
Pinball Lizard said:
What makes me think this might, MIGHT just be real is that faking all of this would require a dedication the average lolcow tends to lack.
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He's already proved he has the dedication a few years ago when he faked having an internet girlfriend for eight months. (Not to mention the months before dating when he was just establishing her character)
 
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PsychicFish said:
Peter appears to have been the first person to really show her attention on her tumblr, and their relationship came from that.
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That is pretty fishy. What would take this from just odd to really suspicious is if Coffin does not have a track record of chatting up random new Tumblr accounts (and she doesn't have a track record of chatting up random Tumblr accounts herself), and it just "happened" that she and Coffin began to talk. Just too improbable that a chance meeting like that would result in a marriage.
 
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