TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

I'm a little disgusted that he's selling "History of Power Rangers" posters.
It's just a dumb infodump where he nitpicks that season's wikipedia article, best known for being delayed with Linkara's autistic excuses.
That's worse than IF the Down The Rabbit Hole guy started selling posters of Spoony and DSP.
 
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Did he.... Did he print screen grabs of himself on 11x17 printer paper and sell them as headshots?
Well, they look like legit glossies, but yeah, those are just the same terrible pictures of himself that we've all seen dozens of times.

I would think that if you're going to sell glossies of yourself, you'd either hire a photographer or look up a Wiki How to take decent pictures of yourself. Every photo or video that guy takes looks like they were taken on the spur of the moment. Or it looks like he never thought of doing multiple takes and then picking the best ones. Every photo sucks. The guy cannot compose or light a shot to save his life.
 
Did he.... Did he print screen grabs of himself on 11x17 printer paper and sell them as headshots?
'ah, a glossy kinkos printout of a dumpy nerd. this will look perfect on my wall.'
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Fucking Spoony did real headshots. Why the fuck did Lewis think screen grabs from his show count
I'm not so sure those are directly from the show, but I'll be happily proven wrong. Actually, that would be really pathetic, because even 1080p is not nearly high-res enough for a glossy photo.

What I did notice is that is photos always look like they were taken by a teenager who found his dad's camera. I'm always aghast by just how horrendous his photography is, especially lighting. You can always tell exactly where the floor lamp is. With a quick trip to Walgreens and/or Home Depot, he could McGyver up a lighting rig good enough to take decent photos of himself.

I mean, you're charging for those pictures, you cheap fuck. At least take good ones.
That's like the loser table in highschool all grown up
Really hitting that diversity quota, by the way.
 
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Linkara had a little bit of a spergout on Twitter last night.
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That's just a part of his spurgs over old af fanservice swimsuit specials.

No bullshit he's so fucking dumb in those it's embarrassing, embarrassing for his parents and whoever gave him his English degree. Like, I've expected typical fat-feminist denial but that shit is straight up stupid. 1) For starters most of pinup issues he talks about are parodies of real life pinups with fake ads and the rest of the formating being preserved. He even acknowledges joke ads, but acts like it's still bad because the people are still posing. But... Every Star Wars parody still faithfully retales Star Wars plot. Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it has to be a farce. If you do farce then the joke gets convoluted.
2) He says the usual stuff about how "Men are shown strong or played for laughs, and women are all objectified" and he uses this as proof of "strong and funny"

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Kingpin is still legitimately ripped and looks good. Especially for how you assume he will look. Le-funny with Cable isn't about him not wanting to be sexy it's about how a bikini won't fit. For Linkara levels of slow it's about his dick and balls not fitting. That' why chicks are laughing cause they're trolling him. Punisher and Captain are also apparently a joke because it's impractical to weare and read constitution on a beach. But... you showed Mary Jane wearing impractical spider-web bikini and you've counted that as sexy. Lots of shit in pinups are unrealistic but meant as and are legitimately sexy.
3) "Strong aren't universally appealing to women and girls aren't shown strong!" . Yes they are shown strong or at least athletic. Girls don't get thighs/abs/asses/shoulders like these without a workout.
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They are physically strong All of them are ripped. You thinking that all of this is just luck, convenient fat or their normal look makes you the sexist one. I'm sorry but being in shape, athletic, jacked as fuck or at least confident is generally attractive for both sexes. Sure not everyone wants to date a professional wrestler, but that doesn't translate into "fat fucks rule" etheter you still have to be in shape. You might get lucky while you fat, but no one will cry if you start to lose weight that's for sure.
 
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That's just a part of his spurgs over old af fanservice swimsuit specials.

No bullshit he's so fucking dumb in those it's embarrassing, embarrassing for his parents and whoever gave him his English degree. Like, I've expected typical fat-feminist denial but that shit is straight up stupid. 1) For starters most of pinup issues he talks about are parodies of real life pinups with fake ads and the rest of the formating being preserved. He even acknowledges joke ads, but acts like it's still bad because the people are still posing. But... Every Star Wars parody still faithfully retales Star Wars plot. Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it has to be a farce. If you do farce then the joke gets convoluted.
2) He says the usual stuff about how "Men are shown strong or played for laughs, and women are all objectified" and he uses this as proof of "strong and funny"

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Kingpin is still legitimately ripped and looks good. Especially for how you assume he will look. Le-funny with Cable isn't about him not wanting to be sexy it's about how a bikini won't fit. For Linkara levels of slow it's about his dick and balls not fitting. That' why chicks are laughing cause they're trolling him. Punisher and Captain are also apparently a joke because it's impractical to weare and read constitution on a beach. But... you showed Mary Jane wearing impractical spider-web bikini and you've counted that as sexy. Lot's of shit in pinups are unrealistic but legitimately sexy.
3) "Strong aren't universally appealing to women and girls aren't shown strong!" . Yes they are shown strong or at least athletic. Girls don't get thighs/abs/asses/shoulders like these without a workout.
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They are physically strong All of them are ripped. You thinking that all of this is just luck, convenient fat or their normal look makes you the sexist one. I'm sorry but being in shape, athletic, jacked as fuck or at least confident is generaly attractive for both sexis. Sure not everyone wants to date a professional wrestler, but that doesn't translate into "fat fucks rule" etheter you still have to be in shape. You might get lucky while you fat, but no one will cry if you start to lose weight that's for sure.

I'm pretty sure Lewis would love Faith, a comic about an overweight sociopath with gravity powers.
 
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