Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Billie Ross said:
She is already taking a 2 months break...
I think she will move for the simple reason that she is tired of not fitting in the shower in months now and barely fitting (how?) through the bathroom door, maybe she got stuck one day and realise was time to move.
Btw, that door is so narrow, I saw in one video her squeezing in and that was several lbs ago, I wonder if Becky cover her in butter or Vaseline to slide her in.... so many questions....

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My bet too, is on a move. Because they have bad credit, it would be necessary for them to come up with a huge deposit and/or offer to pay 6-12 months rent in advance, hence daily uploads for dollars.

Prediction: When they do move, Eric's channel will suddenly become extremely interesting.
 
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A very keen kiwi caught that Becky called Amberlynn “another ex” in their Q&A video. My money is on them breaking up. Amberlynn is just saving face at this point, and Becky is still too much of a pushover to officially be rid of her. When Amberlynn is done with her YouTube hiatus, she’ll be living somewhere else sans becky.
 
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Stupid Fan said:
A very keen kiwi caught that Becky called Amberlynn “another ex” in their Q&A video. My money is on them breaking up. Amberlynn is just saving face at this point, and Becky is still too much of a pushover to officially be rid of her. When Amberlynn is done with her YouTube hiatus, she’ll be living somewhere else sans becky.
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Can you be more specific about which video this was
 
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lbrc27x said:
I'm curious. If Amberlynn has a life insurance policy, and she dies of obesity related causes. Can Becky still cash it out?
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I guess that would depend on the policy. AFAIK, they're usually more concerned with suicide, and I don't think death by mookbong counts. Depending where you are in the world, some policies will let you name a common-law spouse as beneficiary (which one could argue Becky is).


That assumes a lot, though. I don't know if she could even get life insurance without a medical exam (and some pretty gruesome premiums at this point).

Also, ALR does nothing that doesn't bring her immediate gratification. Life insurance wouldn't be on her radar.
 
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A very keen kiwi caught that Becky called Amberlynn “another ex” in their Q&A video. My money is on them breaking up. Amberlynn is just saving face at this point, and Becky is still too much of a pushover to officially be rid of her. When Amberlynn is done with her YouTube hiatus, she’ll be living somewhere else sans becky.
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Christ I hope they break up, the Necky chapter has been dull
 
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I think Amber collects pretty, artisan soaps because she is a stupid cunt who understands enough that they are trendy and she thinks that they are "Ooooh pretty!" and sooooo super cute!! She obviously never uses them.

Kind of the same story with all the god damn candles - the only difference being it takes zero effort to actually light a candle and she doesn't have to exhaust her filthy behemoth 600+ pound body to enjoy the sickly sweet scents. So at least all the billions of candles probably see some use.
 
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Stupid Fan said:
A very keen kiwi caught that Becky called Amberlynn “another ex” in their Q&A video. My money is on them breaking up. Amberlynn is just saving face at this point, and Becky is still too much of a pushover to officially be rid of her. When Amberlynn is done with her YouTube hiatus, she’ll be living somewhere else sans becky.
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I can completely believe Becky is done with her shit, but I still doubt heavily she'll leave. As others have said before, ALR is the reason she's able to just hang out all day and buy/eat/do whatever she wants. A stronger, less functionally r.etarded person may finally say "I can't do this anymore" and move on to greener pastures, but Rebecca is not that person. What's a rancid, shrieking whale to occasionally hose down if she can have 90's tees and coloring books?
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
Also, ALR does nothing that doesn't bring her immediate gratification. Life insurance wouldn't be on her radar.
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Life insurance wouldn't be on the radar because not only will it not benefit Amber, but it will cut into her food and cheap garbage funds.
 
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Imagine thinking that half assing WW at 600lbs is “doing something.”

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God, despite all of her flexing, she's not making me mad. She's making me sad. Choosing a fan of $1500 and spending it on meaningless tat to decorate the prison you've made for yourself, over actual freedom. It's pitiful. $120,000 a year, but you suffocate every night, burden your loved ones, burst at the seams, and live the same existence day after day--incapable to venture out unaccompanied, too bulbous to turn around to look your beloved in the eyes, relying on a camera like a periscope, and too fatigued to stand and look out a window. Unable to hug or be properly hugged because you're isolated in a bubble of heavy fat. But hey, you're able to shop online for decorations.

Which brings me to another point: other than the money, she never gets to taste the other fruits that YT success brings, like meeting your fans. I don't doubt that she was recognized by someone in Lexington. How can't you recognize a beast like that? But imagine, she's at the mall: hot, desperately trying to catch her breath after walking for 30ft unaided. She's upset that the mall has no readily available scooters and realizes she went all this way for nothing. Becky doesn't want to leave empty handed, so goes off to the two closest stores as Amber miserably waits on a bench--becoming self-conscious as people pass her by. She thinks it'll only be a little while, but someone recognizes her. Amber can't get up to hug her, is too self-conscious to allow a photo to be taken, and too upset. She brushes her fan away because Amber forgot how to have offline conversations due to her isolation. Becky returns and Amber unenthusiastically mentions how she met a fan so Becky wouldn't think she just sat on a bench. See Becky, she did something, too! But Amber feels guilty and paranoid that the fan may say something on social media, and decides to preemptively explain her flustered behavior on the heat. To cope, she tells Becky to place another order: deluding herself into thinking she's popular and, oh yes, has a lot of money.

She gets $120,000 a year, yeah, but the money is truly all she gets. It's sad.
 
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lbrc27x said:
I'm curious. If Amberlynn has a life insurance policy, and she dies of obesity related causes. Can Becky still cash it out?
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If, and I strongly emphasize if, she has a life insurance policy she could make Becks her beneficiary. You don't have to be married or related to be a beneficiary. Hell, some folks leave their shit policies to their pets or Charity organizations. Becks is a legit charity case. Obesity related complications wouldn't have a bearing IF she already had an established policy. However, the point is moot. She doesn't have health insurance, there's no way in hell she'd qualify for a life insurance policy. Unless you get one through your employer you have to go through health screenings and all sorts of nonsense to qualify for even a low payout policy.
 
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