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I have heard that some people have tried to help Chris, but I'm not entirely read up on who and how many. I mean, did anyone really try to invest or did they all just give up? If people are beyond a certain point, it's very difficult or impossible to help them, and can definitely bring you down and hurt yourself in the process of helping them. I think all of Chris's toys should be cut off from him...
 
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I have heard that some people have tried to help Chris, but I'm not entirely read up on who and how many. I mean, did anyone really try to invest or did they all just give up? If people are beyond a certain point, it's very difficult or impossible to help them, and can definitely bring you down and hurt yourself in the process of helping them. I think all of Chris's toys should be cut off from him...
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A lot of people have tried to help Chris over the years. All of them have failed. Bob and Barb gave up pretty early on, though Bob still seemed to hold out some hope even into Chris' early adult years. He had a pastoral counselor named Rocky Shoemaker who was trying to help him for quite some time, though her advice tended to be ineffectual at best and counterproductive at worst. One of Chris' most notable trolls, Vivian Gee, went from trying to help Chris to trolling him because she realized he was unsalvageable. Even trolls like Clyde Cash and the people running the Catherine persona offered him actual advice from time to time, not that he ever listened.

During his time as a regular at The End game shop a few years ago, he actually managed to make a few friends who were genuinely trying to help him by inviting him out to social events and offering him suggestions on how to get a job. He repaid their kindness by bitching at them about why he was unemployable and telling them to shut up. Eventually, he wound up discarding them in favor of the Idea Guys and the Teen Troon Squad. More recently, Null, Marvin, and a few other kiwis took out the Idea Guys because they were extorting Chris and then tried to unfuck his head and help him get his life back on track, such as it was. They all gave up because Chris was being an ungrateful prick who wouldn't stop going on about the insane shit the ideafags planted in his head.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
A lot of people have tried to help Chris over the years. All of them have failed. Bob and Barb gave up pretty early on, though Bob still seemed to hold out some hope even into Chris' early adult years. He had a pastoral counselor named Rocky Shoemaker who was trying to help him for quite some time, though her advice tended to be ineffectual at best and counterproductive at worst. One of Chris' most notable trolls, Vivian Gee, went from trying to help Chris to trolling him because she realized he was unsalvageable. Even trolls like Clyde Cash and the people running the Catherine persona offered him actual advice from time to time, not that he ever listened.

During his time as a regular at The End game shop a few years ago, he actually managed to make a few friends who were genuinely trying to help him by inviting him out to social events and offering him suggestions on how to get a job. He repaid their kindness by bitching at them about why he was unemployable and telling them to shut up. Eventually, he wound up discarding them in favor of the Idea Guys and the Teen Troon Squad. More recently, Null, Marvin, and a few other kiwis took out the Idea Guys because they were extorting Chris and then tried to unfuck his head and help him get his life back on track, such as it was. They all gave up because Chris was being an ungrateful prick who wouldn't stop going on about the insane shit the ideafags planted in his head.
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I guess you can only be so far gone before you take note of all of the times your life has hit rock bottom and that your own devices don't work. I think cognitive awareness is only available to you until a certain point, and I think that goes for alcoholics, addicts, anyone who doesn't have a grip at all. I know that there are people who cannot be helped or change, and that is very sad to say. That is why we must listen to life when it hits us over the head with something we never expected, and not repress/ignore that.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
A lot of people have tried to help Chris over the years. All of them have failed. Bob and Barb gave up pretty early on, though Bob still seemed to hold out some hope even into Chris' early adult years. He had a pastoral counselor named Rocky Shoemaker who was trying to help him for quite some time, though her advice tended to be ineffectual at best and counterproductive at worst. One of Chris' most notable trolls, Vivian Gee, went from trying to help Chris to trolling him because she realized he was unsalvageable. Even trolls like Clyde Cash and the people running the Catherine persona offered him actual advice from time to time, not that he ever listened.

During his time as a regular at The End game shop a few years ago, he actually managed to make a few friends who were genuinely trying to help him by inviting him out to social events and offering him suggestions on how to get a job. He repaid their kindness by bitching at them about why he was unemployable and telling them to shut up. Eventually, he wound up discarding them in favor of the Idea Guys and the Teen Troon Squad. More recently, Null, Marvin, and a few other kiwis took out the Idea Guys because they were extorting Chris and then tried to unfuck his head and help him get his life back on track, such as it was. They all gave up because Chris was being an ungrateful prick who wouldn't stop going on about the insane shit the ideafags planted in his head.
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Yup. All true. You can't do a damn thing for the unwilling.
 
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Yesterday one of my clients brought his 8 year old son into the office. He was doing his English homework and he was practicing "Ch" sounds. So I helped and said "repeat after me"
"Chair"
"Chain"
"Chase"
"Pikachu"
"Sonichu"

Then he started laughing hysterically about sonichu because I said "sonic, pikachu, sonichu". He asked his dad about sonichu several times in the office I'm quite honestly afraid his parents are going to Google sonichu and find a bunch of homoerotic hedgehog r34.
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Update to this.

Today my client and his kid were back in the office. Kid started screeching "SONIIIICHU" and laughing repeatedly. Then he showed me several drawings he had made of fucking sonichu. His dad kept asking what the hell he was going on about until he pulled out his phone and tried to google sonichu. I started fucking sweating like a whore in church fearing he was about to pull up a bunch of pictures of rosechu with a giant pickle raping sonichu. Thank god he typed it in hirigana as そにちゅ and only some pic of a guy in a suit came up. I almost lost my job today due to autism. How the kid found pictures of the actual sonichu I will never know.

I have created an 8 year old Japanese Chris Chan.
 
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One thing that I think that doesn't get a lot of attention: Chris' relationship to Christianity.

As someone who is familiar with Southern/Christian culture, I can tell you that Chris has never been a true "Christian." It's not unusual for many people - especially those who are older - to attend church out of habit or obligation. Religion in much of the rural South is cultural and surface level. Bob strikes me as one of those. His life really doesn't reflect anything resembling Christian teachings (given his relationship with his family). Chris' vague understanding of Christianity - "God/Jesus" - seems to reflect this.

I've heard a lot of people criticize Chris' pastor at Grace Baptist Church for kicking him out the way he did. True, I think the situation could have been handled better. Nevertheless, I don't see what else he could have done, given the circumstances. There were likely small children who regularly attended the church, and the pastor was likely trying to protect them from someone who could potentially be a pedophile. I really don't blame him.

However, going to a Methodist church didn't really help. While not the most liberal of denominations, the United Methodist Church (UMC) tends to be more on the side of "therapy" rather than dealing with sin, per se. A conservative Baptist would be more likely to confront Chris on his self-centeredness and lust. From what I can tell, "Rocky" just seemed to approach Chris as purely a mental patient rather than an adult who can make moral decisions. The result was a treatment of the symptoms rather than the disease itself. Not quite enabling him, but not really confronting him either. That would explain why everything that she tried with him failed, and why is...whatever religion he is today.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
I've heard a lot of people criticize Chris' pastor at Grace Baptist Church for kicking him out the way he did. True, I think the situation could have been handled better. Nevertheless, I don't see what else he could have done, given the circumstances. There were likely small children who regularly attended the church, and the pastor was likely trying to protect them from someone who could potentially be a pedophile. I really don't blame him.
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Chris has been banned from every single place he's spent a significant amount of time. He's just the kind of person who wears out his welcome. If he can't even behave himself well enough not to be banned from Wal-Mart he's not going to be tolerated even in the most tolerant of churches.
 
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Update to this.

Today my client and his kid were back in the office. Kid started screeching "SONIIIICHU" and laughing repeatedly. Then he showed me several drawings he had made of fucking sonichu. His dad kept asking what the hell he was going on about until he pulled out his phone and tried to google sonichu. I started fucking sweating like a whore in church fearing he was about to pull up a bunch of pictures of rosechu with a giant pickle raping sonichu. Thank god he typed it in hirigana as そにちゅ and only some pic of a guy in a suit came up. I almost lost my job today due to autism. How the kid found pictures of the actual sonichu I will never know.

I have created an 8 year old Japanese Chris Chan.
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I’d like to give this post 2 “Horrifying” if possible. The first one for obviously pushing an innocent 8 year old boy down the autismo-slide.

The other one for those cruel bastards who gave a “Like” to this post.


EDIT: I like OP and don’t want him to get in trouble.

Am I a bad person for halfway wishing that the father comes back tomorrow, kicks open the door to OPs office while holding Sonichu #7 (or #8?) in his hand? Open to the page where Rosechu’s vagina is explained in horrific detail.
 
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FunkyFresh87 said:
There's one thing that has always confused me about Chris since 2016. Why does he hate Trump so much exactly?
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Once you get into Chris' good graces, he can be easily manipulated. When he "came out" as a tomgirl, and then as full-fledged trans, my suspicion is that the same type of progressives that think that their son is trans just because he played with a Barbie once managed to convince Chris that he's Trans just because he wore a "muscle bra" and claimed that he was in touch with his feminine side.

These same types of progressives were also the ones that likely convinced him that "Pmurt" is evil. I suspect that if Bob were still alive, Chris would likely be wearing a MAGA hat.
 
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Fapcop said:
I’d like to give this post 2 “Horrifying” if possible. The first one for obviously pushing an innocent 8 year old boy down the autismo-slide.

The other one for those cruel bastards who gave a “Like” to this post.


EDIT: I like OP and don’t want him to get in trouble.

Am I a bad person for halfway wishing that the father comes back tomorrow, kicks open the door to OPs office while holding Sonichu #7 (or #8?) in his hand? Open to the page where Rosechu’s vagina is explained in horrific detail.
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At least I'd go out spreading the good word of Sonichu and the dimensional merge. If I get fired, someone please pay Chris to make a tribute to Yop Yop, ok?
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
Once you get into Chris' good graces, he can be easily manipulated. When he "came out" as a tomgirl, and then as full-fledged trans, my suspicion is that the same type of progressives that think that their son is trans just because he played with a Barbie once managed to convince Chris that he's Trans just because he wore a "muscle bra" and claimed that he was in touch with his feminine side.
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That and his idolization of women.


Based_Papa_John said:
One thing that I think that doesn't get a lot of attention: Chris' relationship to Christianity.

As someone who is familiar with Southern/Christian culture, I can tell you that Chris has never been a true "Christian." It's not unusual for many people - especially those who are older - to attend church out of habit or obligation. Religion in much of the rural South is cultural and surface level. Bob strikes me as one of those. His life really doesn't reflect anything resembling Christian teachings (given his relationship with his family). Chris' vague understanding of Christianity - "God/Jesus" - seems to reflect this.
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Chris has never, and will never be a true Christian. And I don't mean the Evangelical "you touch yourself, you die" type. Being Christian only goes as far as it helps Chris. If it doesn't benefit him, or if it's hard, he ignores it. Which when the one of the pillars of being a good Christian is sacrificing your own happiness for others doesn't help. Chris even now, is claiming to have talked to Jesus, be a God, and is spouting about an apocalypse scenario in exchange for worship. He is hitting the "False Prophet" check list with spectacular accuracy.
 
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One thing I've wondered for a while is
where Chris would be if he had never become Internet famous. His followers have been able to bail him out of his difficult financial situations for years by buying his "art", Sonichu merchandise, his random Ebay bullshit, or just donating when he begs. Would he and Barb be dead or just homeless?
 
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One thing I've wondered for a while is
where Chris would be if he had never become Internet famous. His followers have been able to bail him out of his difficult financial situations for years by buying his "art", Sonichu merchandise, his random Ebay bullshit, or just donating when he begs. Would he and Barb be dead or just homeless?
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In a home for special people while Barb would be homeless and dead probably
 
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CheesyBoy said:
One thing I've wondered for a while is
where Chris would be if he had never become Internet famous. His followers have been able to bail him out of his difficult financial situations for years by buying his "art", Sonichu merchandise, his random Ebay bullshit, or just donating when he begs. Would he and Barb be dead or just homeless?
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Without internet fame I think the fabled "Chris get a job for real" saga might've happened, if only because Barb would eventually nag him into it to pay their debt.
 
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