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But Ryan Cash is dead
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I doubt anyone that obsessibly trolled an autist on the internet has any chance with the ladies
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If Chantal will let a hobo under a bridge hit it, if Hamber can get an asswiping boy, if a sped that puts skirts on kittens can get a goodlooking Brazilian bumda mama, this one can get a lady. She might be fat, she might destroy toilets, she might have a sub 80 iq, she might really need that greencard, but he has a chance.
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Did Chris understand/appreciate the luck of (name)"chan" being the current trendy anime honorific and it being half of his surname? I always thought that was convenient and clever.
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If Chris became the star of a reality show and landed a hot wife/girlfriend like Steve Assanti did from My 600 lbs life, how many people on this forum would have a sperg attack? I betting like 90 percent judging by people's responses on the Bronycon thread.
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If Chris landed an actual hot wife? I would be very surprised. And expect it not to last.
Assanti has a good 4, rough 5. Still a good deal when he is a hard 1. But I kinda doubt it is for real. Talk of drugs, codependencies, other stuff. IF he really did land her, good for him.
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That would be amazing. Producers have been known to troll their subjects harder than Marvin or Clyde Cash did to Chris. We could probably get 2008 x 1,000. So many autistic chimpouts everywhere because the pressure of scripted reality would be too much for Chris. You'd be surprised at how many people would like to see the old OPL fuck up with a real live woman. There would be to much prep work and people screaming about tards rights , who are jealous of Chris, for this to ever get off the ground.
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He posts on here from time to time. He’s moved on from trolling Chris.
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Since he's a user here it would have to be a halal thread which probably wouldn't be approved.
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That's a shame bro, guess the world will never know what he grew up to be
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That's a shame bro, guess the world will never know what he grew up to be
A Kiwi Farmer apparently.
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Someone covered a Christian and The Hedgehog Boys song
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Sorry if this has been mentioned before in this thread, as it’s one I’m rarely on (also that I’ve only read Sonichu up to the most recent one or two releases) but I really wish Chris’d thoroughly flesh out lore regarding the economics, businesses, and laws of CWCville.
It’s those eccentricities in things like the value of C and W “quarters” and the punishment of consuming drugs and alcohol being more severe than that of murder (if I remember correctly) that make reading Sonichu a rewarding trek through shit.
Those elements of Chris’ psychology are what make Chris so goddamn interesting. It’s the difference between things like the merge nonsense that are just kind of shitty and sad, and things like Chris believing he can cure homosexuality with his own blood will never stop being funny. That’s a huge part of the reason i didn’t didn’t delve into recent Sonichu; Im not interested in the lore around the merge bullshit because it convoluted and retarded, and doesn’t say much about Chris’ psychology other than reaffirming that he is indeed mentally ill by some objective standard.
It’s those eccentricities in things like the value of C and W “quarters” and the punishment of consuming drugs and alcohol being more severe than that of murder (if I remember correctly) that make reading Sonichu a rewarding trek through shit.
Those elements of Chris’ psychology are what make Chris so goddamn interesting. It’s the difference between things like the merge nonsense that are just kind of shitty and sad, and things like Chris believing he can cure homosexuality with his own blood will never stop being funny. That’s a huge part of the reason i didn’t didn’t delve into recent Sonichu; Im not interested in the lore around the merge bullshit because it convoluted and retarded, and doesn’t say much about Chris’ psychology other than reaffirming that he is indeed mentally ill by some objective standard.
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C Quarters and W Quarters are an inflation free currency, since Chris pegged the currency of CVille to the value of the golden eggs that Magi-Chan can shit out on command.
The tax rate is 2%* and 90% of the city’s budget goes towards paying for soup hotels and giving old people money for shutting and doing nothing. (This has also led to Mayor Chandler being hated by anyone under 50.
*Source: CWCs running for President video.
As for the alcohol laws, I suspect that those have changed and will be retconned since Chris has started to enjoy drinking.
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