Fine, I'll take your word for it. I've been busy with IRL things lately. As for what I mean by "Washington Pedo Illuminati", I am talking about the theory that:
OK I'll just stick my replies after each item.
-There are large numbers of the elite (>4%) who are either pedophiles, or completely fine with enabling pedophiles.
While I can't possibly quantify the amount, and "the elite" is a bit blurry, sure, that's probably in the ballpark of what I believe.
-These elites actively coordinate with each other, forming a vast network of child sex trafficking.
If they're doing the child sex trafficking I don't see why they wouldn't coordinate. So sure.
-These elites actively recruit new members using drugs to lower their inhibitions and then coerce them into having sex with children.
Hmm, there seem to have been a few suggestions that people were brought to pedo island, gotten drunk, then they hook up with a kid, which maybe they don't know is underage, maybe they do. But now they can't go against the group. So to a point yeah, I'd agree that's part of what goes on. Bringing people in and making them complicit.
-These elites constantly advertise the locations they use for sex trafficking and their allegiances by slipping coded symbols into mass media and company logos (Such as the famous "blue triangle/pink heart" stuff).
This is pretty out there to me. With the crazy shit that is true, I'd not completely dismiss it, but I'm always pretty wary of the idea that secret conspiracies have a weird need to advertise themselves. This seems like a standard conspiracy theory ingredient so it makes me doubt it even more.
-(weak)These elites actively practice cannibalism or occult rituals that involve child sacrifice.
I imagine there are some isolated cases of this kind of extreme craziness, but no, I'd not say the "4% of the elite" identified in your first question are cannibals and occultists.
-(weak) This secret society is exclusively made up of members of the left wing.
Haha, as a partisan hack I'd like to believe that, but no, I don't believe it. I also question how much of that elite is even politically active.
-(ancillary) Many or most unsolved cases of missing children are caused by this elite pedophile ring, especially famous cases such as Madeline McCann.
Many or most? No, I don't buy it. There are some cases? Sure, I mean, the kids have to be coming from somewhere.
-(ancillary) Anyone who discovers this secret society is targeted by them, and are either drugged into insanity or assassinated.
Would seem unlikely given epstein is alive and we're talking about them. That's pretty standard conspiracy theory stuff. I mean, there's some suspicious deaths surrounding the elites, but even if they were murders, how could you say it was specifically about this? But yeah, I believe for example the journalist who "committed suicide" while investigating Hillary Clinton's brother's human trafficking ties was murdered. So I'd have to go on a case by case basis, I'm not gonna say they're murdering swaths of people.
-(ancillary) This secret society controls the mass media and/or large sections of local, state, and federal law enforcement and uses this influence to squelch any evidence of their misdeeds.
The extremely wealthy certainly do have undue influence over media and governance. Completely controls? Doubt it. Probably closer to the kind of "control" that Scientologists have over the IRS, meaning, influence and blackmail, not that they're puppets. Plus the even more basic "control" of "Well I buy a lot of advertising time from your network, so don't run that story about my friend".
-(weak ancillary) These elites are actively pushing for the normalization of pedophilia through the mass media, with a theoretical end-goal of operating in the open.
That's just so vague. There are certainly repeated attempts made over the years to normalize pedophilia, but I can't possibly comment on their origins. Actually, after a bit of thought, I'd imagine part of the draw would be that it's only the "elite" who can get away with it, so they probably don't want everyone to be able to do it, or it's less special for them.
Now, I'll admit I am not certain you believe in this, but given your active defense of the whole Pizzagate scenario and its truthers, it leads me to think you believe in most of the items not marked as "weak" or "ancillary".
EDIT: Expanded on an ancillary point that arises a lot in conspiracy groups that believe in "Pedo Illuminati"-type organizations and added a weak ancillary I've frequently observed in relation to Pizzagate in general.
So your impression that I agree with most of the main items, to some degree, seems accurate. Although in some cases it's more "I wouldn't dismiss it offhand" rather than "I am sure this is the case".