Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[HG 400]

MCC is a high security federal prison known as Little Gitmo and he was on suicide watch. It wouldn't have been easy for him.

If it's so high security how did they manage to murder him?

 

[Lone MacReady]

MCC is a high security federal prison known as Little Gitmo and he was on suicide watch. It wouldn't have been easy for him.

I'll believe Epstein killed himself on suicide watch the second someone can actually convince me Ruth Bader Ginsburg has a detectable pulse.

it's weird, normally KF is ecstatic when a paedo dies

I think people are over-joyed the kid fucker is dead, but they would rather have him sing like a bird and take 20 other pedos with him.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Let’s say that the original suicide attempt was legit. How did he fuck it up in a normal cell with a cell mate and then succeed under suicide watch?

This has bullshit written all over it. The Clintons scored another frag.

 

[Judge Holden]

I'll take the long odds.

He is NOT dead and it's being faked for witness protection.

Ill take the longer odds.

He slowly tunneled his way out of his cell into a sewer pipe and eventually to freedom, while hiding his slowly growing tunnel from the guards by covering up the hole with this poster

Right now he is in some obscure mexican village refurbishing an old boat so he can take tourists on charter pleasure cruises with cheap local toddlers, and the government is too ashamed to admit they fell for this ruse so they are declaring him dead

 

[break these cuffs]

If it's so high security how did they manage to murder him?

You pay off guards. Same way he would have gotten contraband to kill himself. COs are corrupt as fuck.

 

[PartyCheeseSalad]

he was on suicide watch in a solitary cell. he had nothing to hang himself with. they put you in a suicide vest, which you cannot hang yourself with.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

it's weird, normally KF is ecstatic when a paedo dies

Thing is that this pedo could bring a lot more pedos down and hopefully make them off themselves too. And the massive shitstorm that would ensue due to that would have been absolutely majestic. It's a missed opportunity i think but they still got the evidence tho, so there is still hope for that.

Let’s say that the original suicide attempt was legit. How did he fuck it up in a normal cell with a cell mate and then succeed under suicide watch?

This has bullshit written all over it. The Clintons scored another frag.

I also think it's a fake suicide. He's not dead but being kept underground either for protection or because he is trying to buy his way out without having to deal with the "Clinton treatment". This is a load of bullshit

 

[TelBranora]

I could be wrong, but from all the prison story youtube interviews I've watched, it seems like high profile prisoners are usually watched very close, just like people on suicide watch... who often get to be in the special calls night next to them because they are the best cells to keep an eye on someone with.
...and then later talk on youtube about what famous prisoner they got to be in a cell next to because they tried to decapitate themselves with TV glass they smashed.

oh frick
The article:

Two weeks ago, Epstein, 66, was placed on suicide watch after he was found nearly unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck.

He was on suicide watch AND a high profile prisoner.

 

[HG 400]

You pay off guards. Same way he would have gotten contraband to kill himself.

That's ridiculous, if his prison guards were open to taking bribes why didn't he just bribe them to let him out of prison.

 

[Miller]

Did he smother himself in his sleep?

With climate change, there's a bigger risk of raining barbells.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

FUCKING KNEW IT FUCKING KNEW IT FUCKING KNEW IT

If anyone is good at digging into things now Is the time to FUCKING ARCHIVE EVERYTHING

Yes of course we all knew this was going to happen this nigger would have led his connects straight to Pedowood straight to World leaders. This isn't just a "Suicide" it's sending a message to all of the survivors to keep their mouths shut. He was going to roll over on fucking everyone to cop a plea you fucking knew this was coming.

Edit: to commemorate this wonderful occasion it's time to unpop a classic: Richard Spencers face when he realizes JF took Epstein money

 

[break these cuffs]

That's ridiculous, if his prison guards were open to taking bribes why didn't he just bribe them to let him out of prison.

That's a hell of a lot more people you need to bribe than one dude to smuggle you in a pair of shoelaces or a couple guys to fake a watch log/not look at a monitor for a few minutes.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Damn it. I wanted him to sing like a bird and now he’s dead. The Clintons always get their man or woman it seems...

 

[CatchFire]

link(Archive)

 

[PN 801]

I'll take the long odds.

He is NOT dead and it's being faked for witness protection.

I wish I wish ..holy shit...

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

That's ridiculous, if his prison guards were open to taking bribes why didn't he just bribe them to let him out of prison.

You have to grease a lot more palms to get out of prison. It takes a lot more than buying the guards since you will need to buy a lot more people to just walk out of jail and you might find someone who is not up for sale.

But it's understandable why he would rather be in prison.

 

[Remove Goat]

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I want my 75 seconds back

 

[Erich Raeder]

Huh, looks like just another one of those weird cohencoincidences!

 

[frozenrunner]

I doubt the Clintons outright murder people. It makes more sense they leverage compromising intel against their targets and essentially force them to commit suicide.

But what intel could they have had on Epstein that was more compromising than what is already known?


Just kidding. Epstein is an intelligence asset and this "suicide" is how they extracted him.

 

[Maxliam]

Riiiigghht....suicide. sure thing there billary. It was suicide....