Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
Self ligature is possible and has become a common method in shitty psychiatric wards with insufficient safeguarding and supervision.

Avicii/Tim 'I found evidence of child trafficking while in the UAE and began trying to speak out about it' Bergling's brutal 'self slashing' with a wine bottle wasn't believable. And neither is this.

Contrary to popular belief, you have to be one of the serious crazies to be able to bring yourself to bleed yourself out or ligature yourself without anything to suspend from. Those methods are reserved for the real nutjobs.

I miss the good old days of staged accidents, involuntary psychiatric holds, and poor Brittany Murphy's 'mold poisoning/pneumonia/overdose'. They're not even trying to convince us anymore.

Even if there was no evidence of this being a murder, Epstein is a cocky bastard, a narcissist, and has been for years, and is definitely the type to rat if there's no reason for him not to rat anymore. Last time he could still have his life back if he shut the fuck up and got on with it. This time, it was over no matter if he got off or not. Hence, no reason for him to shut up anymore.
I'm sorry, what was that about Avicii? Im fuckin way late to the party on that shit.
 
Let me go back for a second and cover this a little better, since I don't think many people are familiar with the law on this. Legal challenges from very highly-paid defense lawyers--hired by some of the richest, most-powerful people on the planet--to get all of the evidence in Epstein's mansion thrown out of the case against their clients as they spent years challenging the search warrant?

Done. Gone.

Somebody like Alan Dershowitz or Prince Andrew or Bill Richardson or any of the other powerful, influential people who had incriminating evidence seized by the feds from Epstein's mansion that showed them performing sexual acts with underage minors had a shot at getting this evidence tossed. Now, they do not.

Anything found in that mansion is now admissible in court, because Epstein is dead or "dead." Years and years of litigation just went up in smoke and turned into a hyper-streamlined process from start to finish. Remember how all of these lawyers wanted an entire year to read the ~1,000,000 documents found in the mansion? Gone. It's admissible now, get cracking.

Now the members of this cabal-cult that Epstein created can't get any of the evidence against them tossed, or even delay their forthcoming trials for years and years because... Epstein is dead. I really can't reiterate this strongly enough: If this was a murder, it was a really, really stupid idea on their part. If anything, it just poured rocket fuel into the tank.
It's a cover-up the rules don't matter. It's all going to get destroyed or end up "misfiled" somewhere and disappear.
 
And now all the smoothbrains on Twitter are desperately trying to shift any suspicion from the Clintons over to Trump. Her Holiness could never possibly do anything terrible like this, no!

Why did I expect anything different from the black hole of stupidity that is twitter?
Can we just fucking stop with the Clintons and talk "intelligence" instead? Acosta straight-up said that glow-in-the-dark-Americans made him give Epstein that sweetheart deal 10 years ago.

The Clintons are a red herring for conservatards. It's bigger than that.
 
Can we just fucking stop with the Clintons and talk "intelligence" instead? Acosta straight-up said that glow-in-the-dark-Americans made him give Epstein that sweetheart deal 10 years ago.

The Clintons are a red herring for conservatards. It's bigger than that.
The clintons are just pawns of the racist left
 
The problem with Epstein is that what he got away with for so many years was so absurd, that it makes it sounds worse and more absurd than all of the Comet Ping Pong Pizzagate talk and that's all we know about, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Thanks to the media gaslighting in the next twenty-four hours, you're going to be seen as insane for even bringing the Epstein case up or discussing it at all.
 
Can we just fucking stop with the Clintons and talk "intelligence" instead? Acosta straight-up said that glow-in-the-dark-Americans made him give Epstein that sweetheart deal 10 years ago.

The Clintons are a red herring for conservatards. It's bigger than that.
Acknowledging realpolitik and the use of illicit sexual contact as leverage in spycraft is less exciting than pretending the Pedoluminati are out there. The ambiguity of real life has nothing on Manichean dualism.
EDIT: And goddamn, can people stop calling disinfo "gaslighting"? The media isn't fucking with your radio or planting bugs in your house and spiking your milk with LSD: you're as bad as Tumblr with this shit.
 
Because if trump had done anything incriminating it would’ve been on the front page of every news organization months ago.
Where is the evidence the Clintons did anything? The Clintons and Trump were friends for years. If they have something to hide it’s in their best interest to hide it together.
 
and now he's dead soooo?
My point is that if I told you three years ago that we'd see Epstein getting thrown into prison under charges of operating a globe-spanning child-trafficking ring that implicated some of the most powerful people in the world up to and including the Royal Family from England, you'd have looked at me like I was a crazy person. "The Rules" don't apply anymore, this is the Clown World and it comes with a whole new set of rules. Jeffrey Epstein was an untouchable, that's why he got off with barely more than a slap on the wrist. This time he got off with a six-foot-deep hole in the ground.
 
I don't see why it's so implausible that he just killed himself. First there are the documents that name several of his sick kidfucking cronies. He doesn't need to sing like a bird: He already wrote the fucking symphony. Second, he was going to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Too much evidence for his friends in high places to make this all go away and a slap on the wrist would make the general public very suspicious. He probably hung himself because the jig was up, and there was no escape this time. You all know what they do to kidfuckers in prison and it's not pretty. Jeff offed himself, and we're about to see a lot of indictments.
 
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