Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
To everyone going "The Clintons did it!":
-Epstein likely had a considerable amount of actionable intelligence on persons of interest across the globe, if the rumors about him being the broker of illicit sex for various notables is true.
-The CIA is known to pull individuals with connections that fall into federal custody and make them into "ghost" assets, giving them the safety of being publicly dead while using their networks to exert soft and hard power overseas.
-Epstein already tried to kill himself or was the target of an assassination once, which means that a second attempt under suicide watch would be suspicious if this was an actual cover-up attempt.

Either the Clintons are simultaneously powerful enough to beat out the CIA at asset-grabbing on the CIA's own turf and dumb enough to launch the most transparent cover-up of all time that would make Kennedy look straightforward and unambiguous, or the death is a legal fiction for the CIA to pull him.
 
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This is genuinely angering to me. I'm pretty desensitized to blackpill shit, especially after Daddy Jim and Null have blackpilled me over the last few months, but this is some other level shit, I thought maybe, MAYBE, we'd manage to get those names from him, because maybe our fucking worthless government wouldn't be completely inept and one hundred percent retarded, or fucking worse, in on it. I hate everything about this situation to my very core, and if this is a nothing to say post feel free to delete it null you fucking faggot, but goddamn this whole situation makes me wish that we didn't live in this stupid, awful, backwards, brainlet-filled clown world. I just want to die today, fuck.
 
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If he was dead by the time they got to him why did they have him on an oxygen pump as they were wheeling him into the hospital?

In their defense, he wasn't cold and grey, so if CPR had been started in the jail, most EMS directors would require the responding crew to continue CPR until they arrive at the hospital for a doctor to call it. If I was on an ALS truck responding to fucking Jeffrey Epstein necking himself, I would start CPR too, because fuck making the wrong call on that one.

I would be interested to see if there are more pictures showing them not performing CPR when they were leaving the jail. I would also be curious to know what medical staff responded in the jail itself.
 
Honestly surprised he didn't commit """"suicide"""" by shooting himself in the back of the head three times.

That would havebeen too suspicious. This time its suicide by hanging with no appreciable locations to hang from. I suppose we are to believe he choked himself to death.
 
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Question: Could it be possible another Billionaire mostly unrelated to the Clintons had connections to Epstein and wanted to kill him?
I think there was quite a big fucking line of rich assholes that were probably gunning for him, its just easy to pin it on the Clinton's because they are the most well known suspects. We were never going to find out all those who were probably implicated in his "assisted suicide" because hes dead now.
 
That would havebeen too suspicipus. This time its suicide by hanging with no appreciable locations to hang from. I suppose we are to believe he choked himself to death.
Maybe he David Carridane'd himself with his shirt while he was jerking off to a splatter of shit on the walls that vaguely resembled an underage Haitian girl
 
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