Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

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[Lone MacReady]

Uh oh, look what's trending again...
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Edit: updated with new trending, they're waking up!

Just gonna say right now, and of course I'm not saying anything new, but Twitter is gonna edit that Clinton body count tag right off the trending feed soon I'd imagine. Just want to say it out loud for when the faggots inevitably do.

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

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Aw, lookin' a little blue there, Jeffy! What's got ya hung up?

 

[Smarty Pants]

I thought it was a joke at first when I saw a few people tweeting about it. Holy fucking shit. How am I supposed to not put a tinfoil hat on? Especially when names were dropping left and right yesterday. Fuck your rational explanations - every schizo that follows Q predicted this shit. This is clown world. Alex Jones was right about everything. Epstein was killed by the lizard people.

The conspiracy people are going to have a free for all and in a month nobody will remember this - that's the saddest part.

 

[PN 801]

What I wanna know is who is Clintons hitman.

The dude must be raking in money.

 

[Terminus Est]

This is great news. Hopefully all those connected to him die soon as well.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Huh, that took longer than expected.

 

[I-chi]

God this fucking sucks so much rotten ass lol

I fucking hate the goddamn rich, I hate pedowood, I hate this trashfire of a goddamn system.

 

[Mesosalpinx]

How can one man be right about so many things?

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can't fool Norm

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[break these cuffs]

lol, everyone said they'll have him killed, then the name list came out and a day later he's dead. What a coincidence.

For everyone that posted "good" - Now everyone he was involved with in his pedo-sex-ring shit is 100% gonna get away with it.

Yeah, none of the evidence they were going to use against him can be used against anyone else. That's the way the law works.

 

[frozenrunner]

Boy, tomorrow's episode of No Agenda is going to be great.

 

[Quijibo69]

Just in case someone is as confused as I was about the mentions of Matt Groening, one of the accusers apparently wrote a short story describing his nasty-ass feet and it hilariously made its way into the case's evidence.

I wonder if Matt Groening is a pedo. FYI Billy West is for real a pedo and he was on Futurama as a pizza delivery boy, makes you think...

 

[Anonymous For This]

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Seems strange to me that they wouldn't put a sheet over the corpse. They would have to know there were cameras outside.

I used to think the whole "5 shots to the back of the head suicide" thing was just 98% meme. Fucking nevermind, I guess.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

Epstein, the man that got police to put security camera's in his entire mansion just so he could blackmail powerful people. Kills himself instead of taking half the USA with him?
And we are supposed to believe this? cute.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

lol, everyone said they'll have him killed, then the name list came out and a day later he's dead. What a coincidence.

For everyone that posted "good" - Now everyone he was involved with in his pedo-sex-ring shit is 100% gonna get away with it.

They were always gonna get away with it.

 

[EasyPeasy]

death by Arkancide

 

[zap2theextreme]

Pedophiles run the world

 

[wes]

What I wanna know is who is Clintons hitman.

The dude must be raking in money.

Only the finest of Bitcoin Assassins.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Anyone have any idea how 'suicide watch' actually works? How strict is it, really? 24/7 monitoring? Multiple cameras? In-person surveillance? Surely it was multiple people's explicit job to make sure this couldn't happen.

How the fuck did this cunt find the time and space to kill himself?

“Oh, no! Looks like my belt fell off into your cell. Mr Epstein, did your hear me? I said my belt fell off into your cell. I’ll be right back but it’s a long way, sir. Might take me like half an hour to come back.”

 

[AmpleApricots]

Yeah, none of the evidence they were going to use against him can be used against anyone else. That's the way the law works.

If you believe that's not just gonna be swept under the rug and obstructed into impossibility now the way this guy was silenced I don't know what to tell you. He's gone, it's out of the public eye, the media will mysteriously stop reporting on this case alltogether and in a month the average people will barely remember the guy. The people involved in his sex shit and his death will get away unmentioned.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Note the orange jumpsuit: there is no way he was on an intensive "suicide watch".
The suicide smock they put you in when you try to anhero in jail:

EDIT: as noted he potentially could have been moved to a less attentive watch.