Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
we'd manage to get those names from him
That's the thing. We'll never know if they aren't. Over the coming decades who will use what info as leverage? This was never going to have a happy ending. Epstein was never going to sing and the pedos from all over Hollywood, DC, etc were never going to get ripped from their mansions and thrown into the light. It was never going to happen. It was never going to be allowed. What exactly is happening is the question.
 
Hey, do you all want to know the really fun part? If Epstein is dead--faked-suicide or murder or just regular suicide--no one else will have standing to challenge the search warrant on any of his properties. Everything will be admissible against any other defendant without any possibility of a motion to suppress. If this was a murder, they didn't think that part through very well.
Let me go back for a second and cover this a little better, since I don't think many people are familiar with the law on this. Legal challenges from very highly-paid defense lawyers--hired by some of the richest, most-powerful people on the planet--to get all of the evidence in Epstein's mansion thrown out of the case against their clients as they spent years challenging the search warrant?

Done. Gone.

Somebody like Alan Dershowitz or Prince Andrew or Bill Richardson or any of the other powerful, influential people who had incriminating evidence seized by the feds from Epstein's mansion that showed them performing sexual acts with underage minors had a shot at getting this evidence tossed. Now, they do not.

Anything found in that mansion is now admissible in court, because Epstein is dead or "dead." Years and years of litigation just went up in smoke and turned into a hyper-streamlined process from start to finish. Remember how all of these lawyers wanted an entire year to read the ~1,000,000 documents found in the mansion? Gone. It's admissible now, get cracking.

Now the members of this cabal-cult that Epstein created can't get any of the evidence against them tossed, or even delay their forthcoming trials for years and years because... Epstein is dead. I really can't reiterate this strongly enough: If this was a murder, it was a really, really stupid idea on their part. If anything, it just poured rocket fuel into the tank.
 
Self ligature is possible and has become a common method in shitty psychiatric wards with insufficient safeguarding and supervision.

Avicii/Tim 'I found evidence of child trafficking while in the UAE and began trying to speak out about it' Bergling's brutal 'self slashing' with a wine bottle wasn't believable. And neither is this.

Contrary to popular belief, you have to be one of the serious crazies to be able to bring yourself to bleed yourself out or ligature yourself without anything to suspend from. Those methods are reserved for the real nutjobs.

I miss the good old days of staged accidents, involuntary psychiatric holds, and poor Brittany Murphy's 'mold poisoning/pneumonia/overdose'. They're not even trying to convince us anymore.

Even if there was no evidence of this being a murder, Epstein is a cocky bastard, a narcissist, and has been for years, and is definitely the type to rat if there's no reason for him not to rat anymore. Last time he could still have his life back if he shut the fuck up and got on with it. This time, it was over no matter if he got off or not. Hence, no reason for him to shut up anymore.
 
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This new season is really wild.
I get the feeling this picture is painted on Hillary Clinton's bedroom ceiling

Sprayed with yellowing, crusty, yeast scented old lady cumsquirts, a few pints of ritualistic goat blood, and three years of collected tears...
 
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Now the members of this cabal-cult that Epstein created can't get any of the evidence against them tossed, or even delay their forthcoming trials for years and years because... Epstein is dead. I really can't reiterate this strongly enough: If this was a murder, it was a really, really stupid idea on their part. If anything, it just poured rocket fuel into the tank.
Nothing will come of it and I'm willing to make a bet with you right now.
 
Epstein's dead? Wow, this week has been a crazy one.

I was expecting him to die in custody, but not this soon.

Here's the thing, we can talk about how the Clintons and many other elites had him killed and I'm not going to rule that out, but he might have actually committed suicide.

Epstein is a high profile sex offender who has been all over the national news, and as a general rule, sex offenders do not last long at all in the joint. If they're put in protective custody, they might have a chance depending on the nature of their crime but hardcore pedophiles like Epstein are dead meat even in PC.

Considering how much information they seized in the New York raid alone, I don't even think Epstein needed to rat out any other wealthy degenerates. Trump has also been gunning for him with this investigation, so Epstein was going down for good either way.

Even if Epstein did sing like a canary, he'd squeal like a pig for the next several decades.

So, I'm going to cast my votes for both Bill Clinton and Epstein himself.
 
Now the members of this cabal-cult that Epstein created can't get any of the evidence against them tossed, or even delay their forthcoming trials for years and years because... Epstein is dead. I really can't reiterate this strongly enough: If this was a murder, it was a really, really stupid idea on their part. If anything, it just poured rocket fuel into the tank.
Here is a thought. Maybe it was indeed a murder/forced suicide, and it was organised by one or more business/political rivals of his cabal-cult in order to achieve just the outcome you described
 
Let me go back for a second and cover this a little better, since I don't think many people are familiar with the law on this. Legal challenges from very highly-paid defense lawyers--hired by some of the richest, most-powerful people on the planet--to get all of the evidence in Epstein's mansion thrown out of the case against their clients as they spent years challenging the search warrant?

Done. Gone.

Somebody like Alan Dershowitz or Prince Andrew or Bill Richardson or any of the other powerful, influential people who had incriminating evidence seized by the feds from Epstein's mansion that showed them performing sexual acts with underage minors had a shot at getting this evidence tossed. Now, they do not.

Anything found in that mansion is now admissible in court, because Epstein is dead or "dead." Years and years of litigation just went up in smoke and turned into a hyper-streamlined process from start to finish. Remember how all of these lawyers wanted an entire year to read the ~1,000,000 documents found in the mansion? Gone. It's admissible now, get cracking.

Now the members of this cabal-cult that Epstein created can't get any of the evidence against them tossed, or even delay their forthcoming trials for years and years because... Epstein is dead. I really can't reiterate this strongly enough: If this was a murder, it was a really, really stupid idea on their part. If anything, it just poured rocket fuel into the tank.

So what you're saying is ....Epstien's mansions and private resort are about to ' mysteriously' burn to the ground?
 
So what you're saying is ....Epstien's mansions and private resort are about to ' mysteriously' burn to the ground?
An FBI agent accidentally turned on a blacklight in Epstein's basement and the sheer blaze of burning white light coming off literally every square inch of the room ignited the very atoms of the building and it went off like a nuke
 
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