Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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Dynastia said:
He's a convicted pedophile who'll spend the rest of his life in PC with a ruined reputation. I don't see what's so implausible about him committing suicide.
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Especially if he did name folks he knew it was only a matter of time before someone got to him.
 
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Flexo said:
That would make a fantastic SNL sketch:

MOS: hey, back off, CIA, he's ours to kill.
CIA: fuck off, Mossad, we were here first.
CLINTON ASSASSIN: oh is there a line? Can someone just let me take an ear? I need to get paid.
MI6: guys, I need this kill or the queen's going to have my head.
CIA: literally?
MI6: I don't know.
RANDOM HITMAN: hey, while you guys are fighting I'll just need to talk to Jeff-
MOS: oh no you don't, goy. You wait your turn like everyone else.

EPSTEIN: You know what? I'm just going to kill myself so none of you get credit. How's that? *hangs himself with middle fingers raised to everyone*
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That is if SNL actually did something to poke at the left.
 
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Trying to keep up with the thread so I hope I don't post anything obsolete:
British connection:
Interesting possibility brought up by a few people and we know that british higher ups have no problem engaging in shady business, even toppling governments. See Simon Mann's story Simon Mann's story. In Dankula's video he also points out one of the people who sold him out had a little accident, so we can theorize stuff like that is within spooks' capabilities.
Suicide watch:
According to Reuters:
a source said he was not on suicide watch at the time of his death.
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Despite that, Epstein had been taken off suicide watch, a special set of procedures for inmates deemed in danger of taking their own life, a source familiar with the matter told Reuters. He was on suicide watch as late as Thursday, the source said.
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Epstein was housed in the Special Housing Unit, even as guards are required to remove prisoners on suicide watch from the unit, according to a Twitter post by Preet Bharara, a former U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York. The SHU separates inmates such as accused sex offenders deemed likely to be harmed by other prisoners from the general population.
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So at the time, was he or wasn't heon SW? Whichever the case was, looks like they got a little lazy with the procedures.
 
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He's done it, boys. He's cracked the case. Jeffrey Epstein was assassinated by the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia because of the work he was doing for Jared Kushner while he was working with Michael Flynn to.. Proctor a deal with the.. Russian Direct Investment Fund and the Seychelles Islands? Sure, all of that sounds perfectly sane and not at all like the ravings of a lunatic, why not.

And to think, these are the people who scream at the Right and accuse the Right being conspiracy theorists.
 
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