Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Doctor Placebo said:
Oh yeah, especially since he was put on suicide watch earlier because he had neck injuries, which they never confirmed were self inflicted or inflicted by another inmate/guard, then they took him off watch for no apparent reason.

Here's a more reliable source:
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/jeffrey-epstein-dies-by-suicide-report.html

We just should be careful about spreading possible wrong information because it makes it easier for the Bobs of the world to say, "Hurr durr, conspiracy theory!" and bury it.
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Got it, don’t do anything that makes Blob look smart.

Also this is FUCKING SUSPICIOUS and this could lead to a public outcry of letting off Epstein and his cohorts (whether or not I like them) that easily.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
While he's not getting angry that Epstein is dead as that's for lesser, filthy creatures who work for a living to suffer through, he did get quite mad at Universal pulling The Hunt.

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I am not surprised that he was disappointed about having no movie where liberal elites hunt down conservative hicks like animals, basically his wet dream.
 
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XtrmGamr719 said:
I am not surprised that he was disappointed about having no movie where liberal elites hunt down conservative hicks like animals, basically his wet dream.
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Based on the trailer, the liberal elite Most Dangerous Game enthusiasts are probably supposed to be the bad guys, although it's also very likely the director will pull a "both sides are bad, guiz" a la The Last Supper, despite one side kicking off the plot by hunting the other for sport.

But I'll bet Bob either never realizes they're supposed to be bad to begin with or writes a 60 tweet essay about how they're actually the heroes of the story and all the horrible things they do are justified, and any message from the movie suggesting otherwise is either because the director was a coward or was being sneaky and subversive. Which will be pretty ironic considering Bob's "weekend warrior who hunts people" Predator movie pitch.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob's directly tweeted about this only once (as of this writing). I checked his replies and found this.

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Side note, isn't Peter Coffin the guy that claimed to be married only for it to come out that his wife was a Real Doll?

EDIT: Yes indeed he is.

My question is this: Why can't he EVER say anything directly without trying to flower up the language so poorly that it's distracting or without using a pop culture reference? Just come out and say you want a real purge to happen only to the midwest that you can watch on Disney PPV?

While he's not getting angry that Epstein is dead as that's for lesser, filthy creatures who work for a living to suffer through, he did get quite mad at Universal pulling The Hunt.

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I can't find the tweet right now, but wasn't he fapping himself raw over the scene in Kingsman where the WBC expy got massacred by Colin Firth's character, because he believes it's cathartic to watch bad things happen to "bad people?"

Bob: Not liking the gays in a movie= they deserve to be butchered.
Also Bob: Actually raping kids= eh, I can see this both ways.

If it wasn't for double standards, some people wouldn't have any standards at all.
 
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From a man who mocks people requesting a release of that alternate cut of superman
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(they cancelled the hunts release)
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
I can't find the tweet right now, but wasn't he fapping himself raw over the scene in Kingsman where the WBC expy got massacred by Colin Firth's character, because he believes it's cathartic to watch bad things happen to "bad people?"

Bob: Not liking the gays in a movie= they deserve to be butchered.
Also Bob: Actually raping kids= eh, I can see this both ways.

If it wasn't for double standards, some people wouldn't have any standards at all.
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I think you're thinking of this.

"It's possible that the scene DOES actually fit into a broader undercurrent of disdain for all things American surging just below the story's surface" :story:


"In fact the longer it goes on the more it feels like Kingsman cheekiest gag is an implication that the world can and must be saved from the toxic influence of boarish, uncouth American imperialism by... dignified...classy British imperialism"
Project much Bobbyboi?
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Lastly, you just don't understand, man! Housecats NEED to hunt for their OWN psych-health! Thus we must mow down all the obsolete mayonnaise ghouls like the chaff they are for OUR psych-health! #BringBackTheHunt

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From a man who mocks people requesting a release of that alternate cut of superman
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(they cancelled the hunts release)
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lol I know right?
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
I can't find the tweet right now, but wasn't he fapping himself raw over the scene in Kingsman where the WBC expy got massacred by Colin Firth's character, because he believes it's cathartic to watch bad things happen to "bad people?"

Bob: Not liking the gays in a movie= they deserve to be butchered.
Also Bob: Actually raping kids= eh, I can see this both ways.

If it wasn't for double standards, some people wouldn't have any standards at all.
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It wasn't a tweet, it was part of his review of Kingsman, he also fapped over Dane DeHaan's character in Chronicle and the scenes where he goes psycho, probably imagined himself in that situation.


EDIT: Ninja'd by @Ralph Barnhardt
 
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Funnily enough, many of the Deplorable Obsoletes are outdoorsmen and hunters. It the Superior People started kidnapping Obsoletes and hunting them on private estates, and the Obsoletes knew they were being hunted, things may not turn out the way Bob thinks they would turn out.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Funnily enough, many of the Deplorable Obsoletes are outdoorsmen and hunters. It the Superior People started kidnapping Obsoletes and hunting them on private estates, and the Obsoletes knew they were being hunted, things may not turn out the way Bob thinks they would turn out.
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Who would you rather have in the “superior future”?

An obese diabetic basement dweller who’s only skill (if you can call it that) is making poorly produced YouTube videos with bad hot takes or a farmer who knows how to hunt, fish, and live off the land?
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
Who would you rather have in the “superior future”?

An obese diabetic basement dweller who’s only skill (if you can call it that) is making poorly produced YouTube videos with bad hot takes or a farmer who knows how to hunt, fish, and live off the land?
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Bob must think that nerd trivia contests will be key to the power structure of the superior future
 
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