DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

DSP is a classic case of only having a webcam because everyone else does. A webcam adds nothing to his playthrough and takes away from it.

It did add something memorable for everyone who saw it. Cough, cough dickstroke phil, cough cough. That was memorable, along with being horrifying

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Back in 2011 Phil went all in on bulldozing his way through Catherine on Xbox 360 to meet those high I'm Mr Views so give me muh dues standards. Cut to September 3rd 2019 and the remake Catherine: Full Body will be releasing in the west. Since the season Premiere of I Have a Wife! it seems quite likely that "modern era" DSP will be swerving on by yet another hot new release because he's not going to cheat on the real authentic Katherine with fake waifu kitties Catherine, Katherine or Rin.

It's a pity since I hear new character addition Rin is an alien and would perhaps prove to be a preferable soulmaidu for a fucking outer world oddity like Phil Burnell. The game features a story focused on sex, love and fidelity and includes a couch co-op challenge mode fit for a loving couple like Phil and Kat.. the same Kat who loves weeb/atlus games.

But y'know he doesn't need games like this anymore dood. Too machoor. He prefers the refined narrative complexity of... Minecraft and Mario 64.

 

[samovski]

Back in 2011 Phil went all in on bulldozing his way through Catherine on Xbox 360 to meet those high I'm Mr Views so give me muh dues standards. Cut to September 3rd 2019 and the remake Catherine: Full Body will be releasing in the west. Since the season Premiere of I Have a Wife! it seems quite likely that "modern era" DSP will be swerving on by yet another hot new release because he's not going to cheat on the real authentic Katherine with fake waifu kitties Catherine, Katherine or Rin.

It's a pity since I hear new character addition Rin is an alien and would perhaps prove to be a preferable soulmaidu for a fucking outer world oddity like Phil Burnell. The game features a story focused on sex, love and fidelity and includes a couch co-op challenge mode fit for a loving couple like Phil and Kat.. the same Kat who loves weeb/atlus games.

But y'know he doesn't need games like this anymore dood. Too machoor. He prefers the refined narrative complexity of... Minecraft and Mario 64.

Is it really that bad? I know he said he wouldn't do side-content with romantic shit but do you think it's to the point of avoiding a pretty decent game because of it? All he has to do to show he's a "mature responsible adult" is play the game and not act like a catholic priest at a playground. Avoiding any sort of romance options in games is incredibly stupid, especially for someone who claims people don't know a good game nowadays. He's cutting off huge chunks of story/comedy/drama for no reason.

 

[DankSydePhil]

This GTA 4 playthrough is horrendous, doesnt play any music because music will distract him from "Interaction with chat" Cant play the talk radio because Phil said they put it on a CD so itll be copyrighted. Yet youtube is only a archive. Then states he doesnt wanna turn off music completely in the options settings because of the cutscenes. Added that made a remark again about people in chat messaging him about being a mod, that he doesn't need mods yet hes constantly every few mins doing a lean in banned.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I'm watching Tervin's re-stream, and DSP, for some reason, discussed his hygiene habits, and I'm pretty sure he just said that on days where he doesn't shower, he washes hi "NETHER REGIONS" with a wet towel.

37 year old streamer has the same hygiene habits as an old west prostitute. What the fuck?

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

This GTA 4 playthrough is horrendous, doesnt play any music because music will distract him from "Interaction with chat" Cant play the talk radio because Phil said they put it on a CD so itll be copyrighted. Yet youtube is only a archive. Then states he doesnt wanna turn off music completely in the options settings because of the cutscenes. Added that made a remark again about people in chat messaging him about being a mod, that he doesn't need mods yet hes constantly every few mins doing a lean in banned.

Not surprised his playthroughs are 50% begging, 20% dead air, 20% rants/rage/lean in manual bans and 10% snorts.i predict a shift in mods within the next month. At least one or two will leave but he’ll just get new cucks to be mods

 

[Comma]

DSP just went on a small rant about people dumping their money in a black hole.

Replace "Rockstar"/"GTA Online" with "DSP":

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Is it really that bad? I know he said he wouldn't do side-content with romantic shit but do you think it's to the point of avoiding a pretty decent game because of it? All he has to do to show he's a "mature responsible adult" is play the game and not act like a catholic priest at a playground. Avoiding any sort of romance options in games is incredibly stupid, especially for someone who claims people don't know a good game nowadays. He's cutting off huge chunks of story/comedy/drama for no reason.

Yeah that's the funny thing it's a pretty enjoyable/challenging game with decent writing and it avoids a lot of the typical anime cringe that would turn off non-enthusiasts.. but I won't be shocked if he avoids it for fear of heckling over elements like the monster baby stage (I don't want to be the father of a human baby!) and the uncertainty of what the new content brings to the game. If anything it'll serve as a good example of how far he's willing to actually push this just say no to vidya romance angle because yeah if he's really willing to skip an entire game based on its central themes (one that he's already played most of before no less) he's shooting himself in the big inflamed gouty foot.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP just went on a small rant about people dumping their money in a black hole.

Replace "Rockstar"/"GTA Online" with "DSP":

The same sucks, that's why people spend millions of dollars on it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Yeah that's the funny thing it's a pretty enjoyable/challenging game with decent writing and it avoids a lot of the typical anime cringe that would turn off non-enthusiasts.. but I won't be shocked if he avoids it for fear of heckling over elements like the monster baby stage (I don't want to be the father of a human baby!) and the uncertainty of what the new content brings to the game. If anything it'll serve as a good example of how far he's willing to actually push this just say no to vidya romance angle because yeah if he's really willing to skip an entire game based on its central themes (one that he's already played most of before no less) he's shooting himself in the big inflamed gouty foot.

This just shows how mature DSP really is if he cannot even look at elements of life like this in the eye. Even in videogame form. The anime shit just makes it a little lighthearted.

He stuck his dick in crazy and put a ring on a banshee and he has turned himself into a worm.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

There was a really great part in his stream where someone asked where he can upload his fanart. Phil said to go to thekingofhate forums and upload it in the fan art thread because there is a legal disclaimer that after uploading a picture, Phil owns said fanart and rights to it.

So if I go to google and look up declawed cat art, save it and upload it to his forum, it's his. Even if I stole it and didn't get permission from the creator. I'm no lawyer, but no that's not how it works.
I swear he's asking to be fucked with.


Edit:

UPDATED LEGAL ADDENDUM BY THE WEBMASTER: Please note that by posting up ANY artwork in this thread, you are completely rescinding the legal rights of said artwork and therefore NO copyright claims nor trademark claims can be made by your person moving forward for said art. Posting artwork in this thread gives Phil Burnell sole permission to use this artwork for ANY purposes moving forward. If you do not agree, please do not post anything in this thread. Thanks! - Phil

 

[VibRibbon]

DSP just went on a small rant about people dumping their money in a black hole.

Replace "Rockstar"/"GTA Online" with "DSP":

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Better than dropping it into an ACKhole

 

[Kermit the Frog]

DSP just went on a small rant about people dumping their money in a black hole.

Replace "Rockstar"/"GTA Online" with "DSP":

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Also keep in mind that Phil admitted to dumping hundreds of dollars on a fucking WWE mobile card game. Phil wouldn't haved considered himself addicted or having some sort of problem that needed help, though. It's his money, dood, he can spend it however he wants! He doesn't have a spending problem! It's none of your business! Phil is so deluded he probably thinks that GTA Online players would be fans of his and Rockstar is literally stealing money from him.

 

[AckedyACK]

So, just curious, what would be the reason that someone would watch DSP or give him money?

Dude, even Freud and Skinner would tell you, after 5 years of research into this matter: "I have absolutely no fucking clue".

To solve this question you need to be fluent in 'extremus retardatius', so unless someone here is willing to smash themselves over the head with a brick a few dozen times to get to their level, no one can help you.

 

[Adamska]

Also keep in mind that Phil admitted to dumping hundreds of dollars on a fucking WWE mobile card game. Phil wouldn't haved considered himself addicted or having some sort of problem that needed help, though. It's his money, dood, he can spend it however he wants! He doesn't have a spending problem! It's none of your business! Phil is so deluded he probably thinks that GTA Online players would be fans of his and Rockstar is literally stealing money from him.

Pig lies to himself so much that his understanding of reality changes every day to what satiates his malignant ego the most. Even the Joker would call him crazy at this point.

 

[clownpiss]

the guy who's given $5k to phil (before twitch cut/taxes) mocking phil and pointing out his shitty personality, yet you literally gave the guy 5k for nothing. its like the lack of self awareness phil has attracts the retards on the same spectrum to him.

as liquid richard pointed out its $500 not $5k

 

[Adamska]

the guy who's given $5k to phil (before twitch cut/taxes) mocking phil and pointing out his shitty personality, yet you literally gave the guy 5k for nothing. its like the lack of self awareness phil has attracts the exceptional individuals on the same spectrum to him.

Look at this pigroach fan and laugh. He thinks he's a "detractor".

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Night stream off to a good start

And now of course HINT HINT.............

 

[Adamska]

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Is that what Pig looks like now? Because if so, he's aged three to five years in like one.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

the guy who's given $5k to phil (before twitch cut/taxes) mocking phil and pointing out his shitty personality, yet you literally gave the guy 5k for nothing. its like the lack of self awareness phil has attracts the exceptional individuals on the same spectrum to him.

500, not 5000 but yeah you're right otherwise. These spergs who think they're trolling phil always end up with bit badges over 50-100 dollars. Idiots.