Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).
40K's hive cities were supposed to be dystopic fiction! Not a blueprint for the future!
 
So, remember Bob's rant from a few months back?:

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Well, I found this gem that I never saw posted here while browsing the responses on Twitter:

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Now, I already refuted this bullshit a while back, so here's the link to it in case anyone's curious:


My own personal take on this is that Bob knows, by Social Justice Progressive Stack standards, he's been dealt a shit hand as a straight white male, so he's trying to squeeze every last drop of victimhood from his being as he possibly can.

I'm not sure who's most exceptional, the woman who insists that it's slightly affluent Republican men who most exploit the poor (ignoring the plethora of wealthy, corrupt Democrats who steal taxpayer money meant for poor constituents,) or MovieBob for replying "What I was saying wasn't ACTUALLY what I was SAYING!"

Or maybe it's Chris Chipman for doing that thing men do when they let their mustaches grow past their lips. That has gotta be NASTY and it's gotta feel like you're chewing on pubes whenever you talk. (Either clip it or grow it out and comb it sideways...)
 
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It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).
This shit makes me unironicly wish for a nuclear war.
 
It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).

"Could look like." IOW, "this is pure wishful thinking but we have to fill out this issue with something so here goes." Hell, if you rephrased it as a question ("will this be what the city of the future looks like?") you'd go ahead and trip Betteridge's Law.
 
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Ugh, Bob really is to nerds what KANGZ are to black people. Yeah, sure if it were not for those white neanderthal jocks we be living on the moon right now.

Those tweets have become nearly as Bob-defining as "No bad tactics, only bad targets," and might have surpassed it if they were a little pithier. They certainly better demonstrate his total failure to grasp reality and his overinflated ego.
 
This is going to sound just as cringy as anything Bob Chipman has ever said. But just to spite him I wish somebody with more computer knowledge then me would make a first person shooter called ''Save Trump's America'' were you play as obscure 90's comic character Bloodstrike shooting angry clones of Bob Chipman while spouting quotes from Adam Sandler and Michael Bay movies. Other objectives would be saving Republican voters and finding easter eggs like death nintendo characters all while soundtracks from My little Pony plays in the background.
 
This is going to sound just as cringy as anything Bob Chipman has ever said. But just to spite him I wish somebody with more computer knowledge then me would make a first person shooter called ''Save Trump's America'' were you play as obscure 90's comic character Bloodstrike shooting angry clones of Bob Chipman while spouting quotes from Adam Sandler and Michael Bay movies. Other objectives would be saving Republican voters and finding easter eggs like death nintendo characters all while soundtracks from My little Pony plays in the background.

How close is "America's retribution" to what you're looking for?

In Bob's defense he lifts something heavy whenever he has to go to the fridge.

possibly not. Surely Chip has at least considered a "silent butler/locked basement door" cohabitation solution
 
How close is "America's retribution" to what you're looking for?



possibly not. Surely Chip has at least considered a "silent butler/locked basement door" cohabitation solution

I think it's probably been established that Bob, while undoubtedly inhabiting a BELOW GROUND APARTMENT, INSECT, doesn't actually live with his brother's family. That said, the image of a triple-padlocked cellar door with a dumbwaiter into which Chris occasionally throws raw meat and lowers six packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade is too hilarious to resist.
 
it's pretty well established that Bob wants to oppress the people in Flyover America and just how classist that is... but I just considered that whole thing from the opposite angle

Let's think about how Bobby has pushed the view that there is structural racism in America. Let's also think about whose votes he wants weighted more than flyover America

Has anyone called him on the heavily implied racism of putting the levers of power into the hands of highly educated coastal elites? I.e., those with family wealth to afford pursuing a PhD, not to mention the actual demographics of the highly educated coastal elites? It's awfully close to advocating for a three-fifths solution
 
I am genuinely curious as to how Bob thinks his corn-syrup, flour and meat heavy diet would fare if those farmers just decided to stop shipping food to the East Coast.
In his defense, in times of famine he could outlast us skinnier people by living off all the fat he's stored up. Except he would almost certainly die long before then from not having insulin to treat his beetus, so it's irrelevant.
 
EDIT: Plinkett is apparently spelled with two t’s which explains why I didn’t get any hits. New finds are under OP if you care, which let’s be honest, you really shouldn’t.

You know I’ve been wondering about something, what’s Bob’s stance on RedLetterMedia? I know he mentioned the Plinket review of The Phantom Menace in one his videos, exclaiming that he was gonna cut off detractors at the pass by linking “that damn Plinket video” (I’m almost certain that’s the quote) himself. I would like to point out that I distinctly remember him “”””linking”””” the video by PUTTING THE URL IN HIS VIDEO AND NOT IN THE DESCRIPTION LIKE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD. I kinda remember that he kinda gave the Plinket review some back handed praise but seemed overly dismissive of it. Perhaps some of his hatred for the Midwest comes from the fact that he got insanely overshadowed by a gaggle of drunken, hack frauds from Milwaukee? I did a short little twitter search and I couldn’t find anything from him referencing them but I am an idiot, cyclops connoisseur of Bobbyboi so I wouldn’t rule out human error on my part. I will say that Jack Packard and him follow each other and he does follow the official RLM account. Whether that means anything or not I think is up for the philosophers to decide.

That or a bunch of spergy tards on a certain Doxxxxxxing and/or Hairassmint blog.

...eh, poTAYto poTAHto

EDIT: So I did find some things.

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Everyone I don’t like is a First Order sympathizer
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You know I’ve been wondering about something, what’s Bob’s stance on RedLetterMedia? I know he mentioned the Plinket review of The Phantom Menace in one his videos, exclaiming that he was gonna cut off detractors at the pass by linking “that damn Plinket video” (I’m almost certain that’s the quote) himself. I would like to point out that I distinctly remember him “”””linking”””” the video by PUTTING THE URL IN HIS VIDEO AND NOT IN THE DESCRIPTION LIKE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD. I kinda remember that he kinda gave the Plinket review some back handed praise but seemed overly dismissive of it. Perhaps some of his hatred for the Midwest comes from the fact that he got insanely overshadowed by a gaggle of drunken, hack frauds from Milwaukee? I did a short little twitter search and I couldn’t find anything from him referencing them but I am an idiot, cyclops connoisseur of Bobbyboi so I wouldn’t rule out human error on my part. I will say that Jack Packard and him follow each other and he does follow the official RLM account. Whether that means anything or not I think is up for the philosophers to decide.

That or a bunch of spergy tards on a certain Doxxxxxxing and/or Hairassmint blog.

...eh, poTAYto poTAHto

He has a well known hatred of them.
 
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