Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fatguypewdiepie]

People have not learned how to pose an accusation to Hammy.

What should have been said is "When are you going to admit you are 599.9 pounds?"

Amber: "I'm not 599.9 pounds "

I know how these cunts think

This bitch started running ads at the start. I open her videos to read comments. Rip me

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Re reading a chunk of the ALR General thread (particularily the Late Destiny and Early Thumby Eras) is quite amusing, you gorls are right.

I didnt have an active Kiwi Farms account at the time, which is a massive shame because I was still lurking and reading all the threads and forums around that time. It's funny to think about what I would have been posting back then.....probably "Wow, this new butchy bulldyke looks like she would backhand AL if she tried squealing and oinking for one too many rides to Wormmart! Can't wait to see someone else be the real man in the relationship!" Oh but alas....how little I knew at the time,

But god damn. Those super old photos of Necky are DEPRESSING. Especially the ones that the Sherlock Holmes Kiwis fished up of her from pre-AL, the weight gain is fucking real. I think my favourite photo is the mirror selfie with the KoRn beanie, giving us that mean mugging realness. Compare her to now....and she has triple or quadrupled in fatness and is a spineless doormat to a screeching unwashed Fupabeast horror.

Poor Necky. You had such potential.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Re reading a chunk of the ALR General thread (particularily the Late Destiny and Early Thumby Eras) is quite amusing, you gorls are right.

I didnt have an active Kiwi Farms account at the time, which is a massive shame because I was still lurking and reading all the threads and forums around that time. It's funny to think about what I would have been posting back then.....probably "Wow, this new butchy bulldyke looks like she would backhand AL if she tried squealing and oinking for one too many rides to Wormmart! Can't wait to see someone else be the real man in the relationship!" Oh but alas....how little I knew at the time,

But god damn. Those super old photos of Necky are DEPRESSING. Especially the ones that the Sherlock Holmes Kiwis fished up of her from pre-AL, the weight gain is fucking real. I think my favourite photo is the mirror selfie with the KoRn beanie, giving us that mean mugging realness. Compare her to now....and she has triple or quadrupled in fatness and is a spineless doormat to a screeching unwashed Fupabeast horror.

Poor Necky. You had such potential.

Yes! I was looking at the old Aunt Tammie stuff and decided to go back and read the end of Destiny/beginning of Becky (around page 81). It was great fun. There was crying Amber, drunk Amber, uber cunty Amber and more.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

This led me down the rabbit hole of re-reading the general thread from around this time in 2017. Some quotes were oddly prescient; others didn't age so well:


Yeah, we all know how that turned out.

Strange, I did the same thing and this was the exact post I almost quoted and commented on, too

Seems people in Albertland often do the opposite of what people expect...looking back at early Becky I think a lot of it was front tbh, and she was perfectly happy but I'm sure that she's totally had it with Al now - whether she will ever have the cock and balls to leave her gargantuan ass is another matter altogether

 

[marjoram]

It's a good time to re-read (or read for the first time) old Amber general posts 'cause she's sooo fucking boring now. It is a MASSIVE (ahem) disappointment how truly lame and spineless Thumby turned out to be....

Anyhow, does anyone have an archived copy of the "you stirred the pot" video where the Thumb spent her time mean-mugging the camera while Big Al reamed Rafe about the Rarity spaying stupidity? Al took it down and I can't find a copy; this makes me sad because it was fucking hilarious.....

 

[Twinkie]

It's a good time to re-read (or read for the first time) old Amber general posts 'cause she's sooo fucking boring now. It is a MASSIVE (ahem) disappointment how truly lame and spineless Thumby turned out to be....

Anyhow, does anyone have an archived copy of the "you stirred the pot" video where the Thumb spent her time mean-mugging the camera while Big Al reamed Rafe about the Rarity spaying stupidity? Al took it down and I can't find a copy; this makes me sad because it was fucking hilarious.....

I think I know the video you're talking about but I can't find it in full. I looked at @666EVE666 channel and I don't think she has it, either. There are clips of that video (if we're thinking of the same thing) in these haydur edits I found with a quick yt search:

Spoiler: vids

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I miss the old, nostalgic mean-mugging Necky with her No-Chin and beanies speculation-causing potential.

Just looking at Necky on the surface.....at her appearance only? Like in videos and of photos on her and stuff right now in circa-Summer 2019.
She looks like a massively obese, red faced middle aged old man OR a greasy fat ugly school shooter. Like....? How absolutely damn depressing. I won't say that she doesn't deserve it, though. Because exactly like Big Hamber, Necky is a (semi)functioning adult with autonomy and perfectly capable of every decision she makes. She SHE chooses not to cut or wash her hair,and she chooses to keep porking out and stuffing her face like a pig with her hamplanet deathfat gorlfriend, and she chooses to be a cunty enabler.

(((Just being clear why I don't have sympathy for a the victim.)))

I think I know the video you're talking about but I can't find it in full. I looked at @666EVE666 channel and I don't think she has it, either. There are clips of that video (if we're thinking of the same thing) in these haydur edits I found with a quick yt search:

Spoiler: vids

Damn Twink, you can always be counted on to be an encyclopedic tome of ALR knowledge and lore. And whipping out the videos like this too. Nice.

Anyway....videos like this is kind of exactly what I mean. AL absolutely and totally treats Necky like complete shit and anyone who thinks that Necky is an abuse/manipulation/Narc victim would be 100% right to do so and that's super fair. But she is ALSO a turbo cunt herself and here is exactly why. It's not that totally black and white. She is a victim and an enabler and ALSO a liar and a bitch and hahahahaa wow this is all such good fun.

 

[marjoram]

I think I know the video you're talking about but I can't find it in full. I looked at @666EVE666 channel and I don't think she has it, either. There are clips of that video (if we're thinking of the same thing) in these haydur edits I found with a quick yt search:

Spoiler: vids

Yup, that's the one. Thanks so much for looking.
Would be a real shame if that whole vid was lost...just Thumby watching is worth it.

 

[Mandaark]

Soooo what I got out of this was she'll admit it once her shitty backlogged content catches up.
"When it happens in the backlogged vlogs I have lined up, I'll admit it, but currently the narrative is that I havent gotten there yet. And I don't lahh, boo boo."

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Hammy’s big mad about ~bolth~. I don’t care if this blonde doofus also says it that way Hamber, still doesn’t make it right! And look how hard we are, “My ass doesn’t belong in Kentucky.” Neckster and ALR are cold as ice fam!

 

[marjoram]

Her ass isn't IN Kentucky, it's in Tennessee; the rest of her is still in Kentucky tho....

 

[bev]

When she and Becky first got together, she'd exoticize herself by telling Becky she's from California. Becky would tease her about it and Amber responded by really upping her southern accent to be accepted.

Now, she's ditched her faux-southerness and started alienating herself again. Paired with Eric liking shady comments under his videos, despite the massive vid delay, something's amiss in Ye Olde Fag Shanty to this day.

 

[Mister Dodo]

Call me a pussy but I feel like I want to cry when I hear about her pets.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

This bitch started running ads at the start. I open her videos to read comments. Rip me

On the bright side the general rule is that you have to watch 30 seconds of a video for it to count as a view and watch a whole ad for youtube to pay her for it, so if you skip/pause the ad you're giving her no money.

Just some tips to prevent ourselves from funding the binge monster's Cheesecake Factory sprees.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Is there any chance Becky has an inheritance or cut of life insurance if her mom dies (which of course I hope doesn't happen)? If Becky had enough money it could really kick start her to get away from Al especially since you know Al's not going to be supportive if Becky's mom really does have cancer.

 

[bev]

On the bright side the general rule is that you have to watch 30 seconds of a video for it to count as a view and watch a whole ad for youtube to pay her for it, so if you skip/pause the ad you're giving her no money.

Just some tips to prevent ourselves from funding the binge monster's Cheesecake Factory sprees.

Or download Brave.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

Is there any chance Becky has an inheritance or cut of life insurance if her mom dies (which of course I hope doesn't happen)? If Becky had enough money it could really kick start her to get away from Al especially since you know Al's not going to be supportive if Becky's mom really does have cancer.

She has tons of problems with her family and also other siblings/relatives, so I don't think she'll get much.

Even if she did get money, she'd be too lazy to make anything of it. Remember that she quit her job the first chance she had, I doubt she'd un-suck herself from Ham (who makes thousands per month) even if she got big money from insurance. She hates responsibility, I can't imagine what she'd do with that money even if it was plopped in her hands.

 

[Twinkie]

Her family is poor. There's no inheritance.

And we still don't know that her mom was diagnosed with cancer. this rumor is getting a little out of control imo

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

Very random thought, but can someone tell me why she has a Fitbit? I don't have one but from what I know its used for tracking steps/heartrate... she doesn't walk though? What the hell is she using it for, there must be 20 steps logged at the end of the day. Are there some other features that are useful to her that I don't know about?

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Very random thought, but can someone tell me why she has a Fitbit? I don't have one but from what I know its used for tracking steps/heartrate... she doesn't walk though? What the hell is she using it for, there must be 20 steps logged at the end of the day. Are there some other features that are useful to her that I don't know about?

She's on a weight loss journey, boo boo.