Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Gargorrrl]

You know what's always been a weird thing about this cow (probably already mentioned and shit does she not already have enough trashy weirdness)

But she's always so dead set about arguing that all we see in anything she publishes as 'content', she's absolutely rabid about saying it's not everything or it will never be a representation of what she is an what her relationships are like.

Videos, at least, are the time where you can make up the most shit and really try to sell a lifestyle you're not living, and Amber just CAN'T do the same.

- Her weight is disgustingly apparant each and every upload

- Her diet is obviously contradicting her "healthsum" view she has of herself when she eats one frozen vegetal

- Her girlfriend eternally looks ready to be the reason of the next school shooting (gaycare counts, right?) or to hang herself.

Ultimately, as has been more than said before : the only person she's deluding is herself, and if she thinks parroting that her media presence isn't all her life is cracked up to be then there's just no helping that level of stupid, ignorant, and trash tbh

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

i'm late on this but I remember a few weeks ago reading a story from a nurse on Reddit about how she had to treat a 500+ pound woman for bellybutton pain, and when they lifted up her flabs they found a rotten half eaten chicken wing that had caused an infection (maggots and all). It got me thinking of Amberlynn and her bellybutton adventure from a while ago, and I'm wondering if that was about her

Yeah, it reminded me of a Reddit post too. I've been looking for it ever since she talked about her bellybutton, but I can't find it so I'll summarize:

Spoiler: You know you wanna read this

ER nurse. Enormous fat woman came in saying she had a growth on her belly. They heaved her up onto an exam table and the doctor took a look. It was a large black lump -- at a glance, it had all the characteristic signs of malignant melanoma.

Bad news for the patient. She had a bunch of kids with her, and the nurse had a minute of sympathy for the piglets who were gonna grow up without a mama pig, because the tumor was really that bad-looking.

Then the doctor muttered something and grabbed it with a pair of forceps.

It came off.

It was a mushroom. It was growing on her.

They sent her home with instructions to bathe more often.

The doctor disposed of the mushroom. Later, he told the nurse that he was afraid that if he didn't get rid of it himself, he was concerned the patient would just fucking eat that, too.

 

[8008135]

Check out, if you like, Aunt Tammie's massive dump..... of screenshots between her and Big Al on page 538.
Just in case there's any question in your minds if Al is as big a cunt off screen as she is on.
(Yes, the answer is yes)

This led me down the rabbit hole of re-reading the general thread from around this time in 2017. Some quotes were oddly prescient; others didn't age so well:

Yes. One person I don't think she'll ever do it to is Becks though, because she knows Becks will leave her nasty ass. But for other people who have a more tender spot for her, she'll mentally abuse and use them.

Yeah, we all know how that turned out.

 

[497]

If you're a certain percentage under the poverty line AND reside in a state with expanded Medicaid, yes. That would be Becky because she's an adult with no job. Even if she receives SSI (and I personally believe she does) she qualifies. There are Medicaid buy-in programs (so to answer your question: No, Medicaid coverage is not COMPLETELY free for all who qualify) but that's not relevant here.

What was funny was a few questions later the question "do you's work together?' came up and AL gave another quick response "technically...." and moved on. So yeah they do, but Becky just doesn't count the income on certain applications. It starts to put more light on how much Becky needs AL even though alot of people say AL needs Becky. So if people think Becky is going to leave anytime soon forget it...no way can Becky's family afford to take care of her the way AL can.

 

[marjoram]

This led me down the rabbit hole of re-reading the general thread from around this time in 2017. Some quotes were oddly prescient; others didn't age so well:


Yeah, we all know how that turned out.

Yeah, lots of people thought Thumb had a spine back in the early days of their relationship, but Big Al does know how to pick 'em.
It's an interesting time in Amberlore. Those screenshots were dropped between the two big Rafedramas--after "don't tell her about the pasta or she'll eat it all" and just before the cat dumping/Rarity spaying mess. It's remarkable how these hillbillys can make life or death drama out of anything and also points up nicely what a cunt Thumby is....

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

Yeah, it reminded me of a Reddit post too. I've been looking for it ever since she talked about her bellybutton, but I can't find it so I'll summarize:

Spoiler: You know you wanna read this

ER nurse. Enormous fat woman came in saying she had a growth on her belly. They heaved her up onto an exam table and the doctor took a look. It was a large black lump -- at a glance, it had all the characteristic signs of malignant melanoma.

Bad news for the patient. She had a bunch of kids with her, and the nurse had a minute of sympathy for the piglets who were gonna grow up without a mama pig, because the tumor was really that bad-looking.

Then the doctor muttered something and grabbed it with a pair of forceps.

It came off.

It was a mushroom. It was growing on her.

They sent her home with instructions to bathe more often.

The doctor disposed of the mushroom. Later, he told the nurse that he was afraid that if he didn't get rid of it himself, he was concerned the patient would just fucking eat that, too.

God please no how did the smell just stay trapped in the flabs? It's an actual fungus growing on her body, it must have smelled like fermented meat and unwashed ass. The fact that someone had to actually fuck that woman to conceive all those kids is... disturbing.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Oh ffs I can't resist posting this classic from the annals of fatty hygeine fails (make sure to keep clicking "expand" to see all of OP's additional responses)

Reminds me of the OG of livejournal horror. Besides blowfly girl ofc.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Reminds me of the OG of livejournal horror. Besides blowfly girl ofc.

The comments under this story are peak 2005 internet drama and were fun to read.

 

[stuffandthings]

Oh my fuck

The oddest thing is that unless she was pregnant/had given birth recently she probably wasn’t producing any actual tard cum... she just had that monkey suck her tit for her enjoyment.

Repeated nipple sucking can induce lactation even if someone hasn't recently given birth. This includes men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipSK8uN3AnI

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Repeated nipple sucking can induce lactation even if someone hasn't recently given birth. This includes men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipSK8uN3AnI

Everyday i stray further away from god's light

 

[stuffandthings]

Everyday i stray further away from god's light

But that is some service animal monkey. It must have been very well trained to literally suck the liquified fat from it's owner's sweaty teat. You know what they say calories in, calories out. Every little bit helps.

 

[FunkyFresh87]

 

[literally low-key]

When it happens, not if it happens. Oh, it happened for sure.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Her vlogs are like 2 months behind anyway so for all we know it already happened.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

if only she would learn. just fess up, hamhocks. it would be better received if you would stop lying your curdled ass off.

 

[Pastel_Ace33]

if only she would learn. just fess up, hamhocks. it would be better received if you would stop lying your curdled ass off.

I think it is safe to say she is incapable of being truthful about anything. We all remember when she started being a cocky little asshole about never being 600lbs so there is no way she is ever going to admit it willingly. Or at the very least she'll wait for one of her 'beloved' pets to die and then go on an emotional eating binge and then blame her finally hitting the big 6 on the death of her furbaby.

 

[Orange Banana]

I wish she would just weigh in and show her getting on the scale. Just seems even more fishy with these ceiling weigh ins.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Reminds me of the OG of livejournal horror. Besides blowfly girl ofc.

13 years ago...

I reread that entry and kept mumbling “why is this familiar?”...and then I saw the sheets and in a flash IT ALL CAME BACK.

 

[Xenomorph]

People have not learned how to pose an accusation to Hammy.

What should have been said is "When are you going to admit you are 599.9 pounds?"

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I think it is safe to say she is incapable of being truthful about anything. We all remember when she started being a cocky little asshole about never being 600lbs so there is no way she is ever going to admit it willingly. Or at the very least she'll wait for one of her 'beloved' pets to die and then go on an emotional eating binge and then blame her finally hitting the big 6 on the death of her furbaby.

Plausible scenario. Except she will say 604 when really she will be 684. After which she will be a cocky little asshole about never being 700. She should just be like Chance and embrace the growth.