Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

Industry standards are ever evoloving though. If you've ever lived in a really old apt you'll notice the interior doorways are more narrow particularly for closets and bathrooms (this is sometimes true for old houses too but almost always true for old apartments because cheap). Just moving to a place that is newer construction might make a big difference to her. We know the house is fairly old and I can see in that pic above the frame is smaller than you'd find in new construction.

Then again, you could see in the hotel video that she had to squeeze sideways through the bathroom door and that was probably pretty wide, being a hotel + modern construction.

 

[gay frogs]

Too fat to fit through a doorway? Don’t lose weight, just move!

People hamburglers size don’t fit through the standard big size doorways. They have to shimmy through sideways. Thinking of all the things a place must have for her to move in is depressing. Almost makes one feel bad for her... almost.

 

[Twinkie]

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

I dont know if I have ever heard anyone in the house explicitly say it out loud (Hamber and her narcissistic ego would never allow it) but we certainly almost always see her lying like a huge, sloppy blob on either the ottoman or the floor. Her giant continental shelf of lard / weird square of ham of an ass forces about a foot of clear airspace between her back and any couch or chair she could ever hope to actually sit in.

Something that I have also always found kind of unusual and a little strange/creepy is just how far apart AL is constantly from Necky. In the vlogs and her own Snapchats, when they are in the house together ol' NeckNeck is constantly sitting or lying as far away from Hamber as it looks like she can possibly be. She is always on completely the opposite side of the couch and/or room, in Lexington she was huddled far away on the bed, etc. Have you guys noticed that too? You reckon its a physical repulsiveness and overall stench thing? Or does Necky (just maybe?) might finally be getting sick of Ham's insufferable bullshit at last, too?

I think Becky is lot more vulnerable to teasing.
While Amber doesn't give a shit about being a freak show - Making thumbnails of herself deepthroating a kabob. Becky, I'm guessing still gets her feelings hurt.
She probably just always trying to avoid the camera which I can imagine is a little difficult since two vloggers are constantly flailing their cameras around the house.
The times she's on camera amber probably had to stomp her feet until Becky agreed.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think Becky is lot more vulnerable to teasing.
While Amber doesn't give a shit about being a freak show - Making thumbnails of herself deepthroating a kabob. Becky, I'm guessing still gets her feelings hurt.
She probably just always trying to avoid the camera which I can imagine is a little difficult since two vloggers are constantly flailing their cameras around the house.
The times she's on camera amber probably had to stomp her feet until Becky agreed.

I think Becky is more self-aware than big AL. She probably knows that whatever Amber will produce, will be a shit-show, so she wants as little as possible to do with it. She seems more relax with the boys in their vlogs.

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

BuT ShE dOeSN't ReAd tHe cOmMeNtS

 

[Billie Ross]

BuT ShE dOeSN't ReAd tHe cOmMeNtS

Awhn, Victimlynn mode is on, what she expected after that video title?
She should had some sense and named "Becoming a Disco Mirror Ball".
I'm sure no whales would be mentioned in the comments that she does "NOT" read.

 

[foodiebloobie]

AL literally thinks she's a hot potato. The way she eye-fucks herself when she sees herself says it all. She still thinks despite being 600 lbs, that she has a "cute face". Necky on the other hand seems to have always been an insecure thumb-creature. AL puts her down a lot too, I'm sure that has something to do with how the Neckster projects her image to the world VS AL.

 

[Snusmumriken]

BuT ShE dOeSN't ReAd tHe cOmMeNtS

We don’t know why you’re shocked either, Whalelynn.

 

[mekalekahi]

I looked at the comments and see maybe 2 calling her a whale....she calls herself these things in her own vlog and erics so whats the problem?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I looked at the comments and see maybe 2 calling her a whale....she calls herself these things in her own vlog and erics so whats the problem?

She has been known to furiously delete comments too.
Which is really, really dumb if you want to cry about comments that are "CyBeRbUlLyInG" you. Can't have it both ways....pick a lane, ManateeLynn.

 

[raritycunt]

BuT ShE dOeSN't ReAd tHe cOmMeNtS

I thought she had a thick skin? Or was she talking about her impenetrable fat armour?

 

[Make Believe]

You know she binged hard after that rant

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I thought she had a thick skin? Or was she talking about her impenetrable fat armour?

Well she doesn't have thick skin judging by those stretch marks that look as if they're about to break from the amount of fat underneath her skin.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Good of her to let everybody know the whale comments bother her. I'm sure they'll stop now.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Good of her to let everybody know the whale comments bother her. I'm sure they'll stop now.

But was this the plan all along?

Post this on IG,
send more traffic to the vid,
???,
profit.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

But was this the plan all along?

Post this on IG,
send more traffic to the vid,
???,
profit.

YUP! She knows exactly what she's doing. If she wasn't such a lazy do-nothing, she could cash in even more by writing some books:

"The Art of Being a Victim" by Amberlynn Reid
Tips and strategies for appealing to people's sympathies. Read this book and you too can learn how to win a gold medal in the Oppression Olympics.

"How To Have Your Cake And Eat it Too: A Dummies Guide to Monetizing Failure" by Amberlynn Reid
Autobiography of how she gained internet notoriety by being a gluttonous lying pig.

"Laying in a Field of Sunflowers" by Amberlynn Reid
It's just a picture book of her and her wallet getting progressively fatter, but the last picture is an empty wallet and a single sunflower by her tombstone with the inscription, "Why Me?"

 

[FitBitch]

BuT ShE dOeSN't ReAd tHe cOmMeNtS

I don't know why she's surprised either, she set up the joke and everyone delivered on beat like we rehearsed this.

 

[ADHD]

But was this the plan all along?

Post this on IG,
send more traffic to the vid,
???,
profit.

Considering this video has less than 38k views, yes, that sounds spot on.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

BuT ShE dOeSN't ReAd tHe cOmMeNtS

"I built my career in being a circus freak. How dare you treat me like a circus freak!"