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I remember the first episodes of season 5 of Samurai Jack being really damn good, but for some reason the later half was quite a letdownAlso, let's take a moment to appreciate some talent.
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I remember the first episodes of season 5 of Samurai Jack being really damn good, but for some reason the later half was quite a letdownAlso, let's take a moment to appreciate some talent.
Raring you disagree because my only complaint about s5 is that there wasn't more.I remember the first episodes of season 5 of Samurai Jack being really damn good, but for some reason the later half was quite a letdown
Because she's a woman. We're supposed to see her shitty behavior as being bold and daring, not as her having serious issues.Why are we supposed to like this bitch again?
My worthless opinion:
Ignore the press releases. Disney's actions suggest that they are losing money on Star Wars and they are cutting their losses. Everything from films to the park is being scaled back.
I've heard defenders use the Western Allies during the interwar period as an example. But even they at least tried to rearm towards the end there and were facing an opponent that had already eclipsed them industrially.Are there? I'm raking my brain, but I can't find a similar instance, where after a massive, genocidal war, the winning side (that also ended up on the receiving end of the genocide) would then just go "We don't need an army from here on out and we will in fact have no system in place to deal with a resurgence of our mortal enemies."
There's a long tradition to military blunders and political failures, sure, but on this scale, I can't think of one.
There's some lazy explanations for that too. The Unknown Regions are mostly uncharted but Snoke has maps apparently. Which completely ignores that the First Order has to then go and establish infrastructure and a population base to actually extract any of that on a scale rivaling that of the densely populated core that they abandoned. Maybe if they were automated to the extent that the CIS was it might be feasible but we know now from TLJ that they prefer to just force slave kids to dig it up.It also doesn't make any sense, since if the Unknown Regions had such an abundance of resources, they'd be strip mined and no longer be "Unknown".
Are there? I'm raking my brain, but I can't find a similar instance, where after a massive, genocidal war, the winning side (that also ended up on the receiving end of the genocide) would then just go "We don't need an army from here on out and we will in fact have no system in place to deal with a resurgence of our mortal enemies."
The Last Jedi damaged the brand so badly that they can't even move the merch anymore, I keep seeing and hearing about vast swathes of SW merchandise in stores constantly being put on clearance and almost none of it sells, we're at the point Disney could be offering to pay people to take the merch and they wouldn't be able to move any of it.
But, you know, I see these posts and tweets and so on out in the wild where people talk about getting emotional and crying over TLJ and I feel like I’m a member of an entirely different species. These brand defenders are claiming the movie was ackshually a success (a BILLION dollars) and keep repeating that it was "critically acclaimed" which is a meaningless phrase because for a long time now "film critics" aren't better equipped to judge the merits of films than anyone else...we're not talking about serious critics like Pauline Kael here, we're talking about glorified bloggers and soft-headed dweebs with liberal arts degrees who write in meaningless buzzwords and blurb-talk and have their intellectual energies severely taxed by having to write 250 word reviews of blockbuster films.
We haven't had a functioning movie criticism culture in a long time, there is very little actual critical thought or examination of cinema by film critics, it's mostly a bunch of people who approach film with what boils down to a "I don't know if it's art but I know what I like" dullard attitude. The only real reason for them to exist is that they will often rubber-stamp approval on enough dreck so as not to put off advertisers. "4.5 out of 5" "5 stars!" "90% on Rotten Tomatoes!",.
-There's Roman Empire as prime example. They had defeated the Germanic tribes but never followed through (and began recruiting them for calvary). They then didn't respond to massing numbers of people fleeing famine and got overrun.
-Byzantines defeated the Ottomans, (after employing them as mercenaries) but decided they liked them better as a counter-weight to other kingdoms in the area. Big woopsie there.
-The first crusade fell apart after taking jerusalem, and instead of pressing against still-fractured muslim forces, called it a day to enjoy their spoils.
-There's a long history of Chinese states dealing with an immediate barbarian problem, then turning attentions elsewhere and then regretting that decision, Genghis being the chief example.
-I'm reluctant to include Carthage here as when they squandered military advantage it was principally because post-victory they wouldn't have been able to press their advantage or it was so slight they never had a hope of making it to Rome, to say nothing of the general battlefield superiority of Roman land forces.
- Pre-Islam Mecca defeating the Medina army but not pressing the assault, and then getting straight rocked.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if the Disney is just renting the IP rumors turn out to be true.My worthless opinion:
Ignore the press releases. Disney's actions suggest that they are losing money on Star Wars and they are cutting their losses. Everything from films to the park is being scaled back.
Clone Wars lasted 12 seasonsI guess the Resistance cartoon is ending after this season.
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‘Star Wars Resistance’ Season 2 Trailer Shows Supreme Leader Kylo Ren and pre-‘Rise of Skywalker’ Setting
The trailer also confirms that the second season, which debuts in October, will be its last.www.indiewire.com
This seems rather devastating, tbh. I guess it didn't really catch on with audiences and has to be axed quickly.I guess the Resistance cartoon is ending after this season.
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‘Star Wars Resistance’ Season 2 Trailer Shows Supreme Leader Kylo Ren and pre-‘Rise of Skywalker’ Setting
The trailer also confirms that the second season, which debuts in October, will be its last.www.indiewire.com
The timing of the cancellation with the work failing and the unusual reshoots seem off to me.This seems rather devastating, tbh. I guess it didn't really catch on with audiences and has to be axed quickly.
They then wrote excuses for Ruin and JarJar, since there's no implication of that in the films. Even in my napkin script I took the time to state that they were going through a massive economic collapse that made military building a shit proposition.I've heard defenders use the Western Allies during the interwar period as an example. But even they at least tried to rearm towards the end there and were facing an opponent that had already eclipsed them industrially.
Hell even the shitfest that was Rebels was at least able to last 4 seasons. Its like I said weeks ago when discussing Resistance. It was a shit series with shit animation, shit characters, shit reception, a shit premiere, a shit ton of backlash on youtube and shit viewership/ratings that were even lower than those for Disney's baby show Puppy Dog Pals (which is fucking getting a third season). How do you fuck up so hard that a baby show about dogs manages to fuck over Star Wars and what was essentially Disney's attempt at making their own Filoni Wars?Clone Wars lasted 12 seasons
Resistance lasted 2
Get fucked.
That's the comic I posted about last week. The darn plant isn't even dangerous to humans. Its a freaking bug-eater. I even posted a pic of an FO officer doing the same thing with animals but for more practical and useful purposes. All this shit does is make the Resistance/Rebellion look like assholes.I've found a page from one of the Holdo comics, it's not the one I saw a few days ago but anyway. If I'm not mistaken, she kills the plant because she uses its fluid (blood?) as hair dye.
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Bob Iger is about to a fucking idiot when he realizes fucking with James Cameron and the rest of Fox’s executives and properties was a dumb move.Hell even the shitfest that was Rebels was at least able to last 4 seasons. Its like I said weeks ago when discussing Resistance. It was a shit series with shit animation, shit characters, shit reception, a shit premiere, a shit ton of backlash on youtube and shit viewership/ratings that were even lower than those for Disney's baby show Puppy Dog Pals (which is fucking getting a third season). How do you fuck up so hard that a baby show about dogs manages to fuck over Star Wars and what was essentially Disney's attempt at making their own Filoni Wars?
To make matters worse, Fox is getting its shit kicked in by stressed Disney execs.
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Fox Feels the Pressure From Disney as Film Flops Mount
This report card isn’t going on anyone’s fridge. Twentieth Century Fox received its first-quarter grades from the Walt Disney Co. last week, and in a public rebuke, the studio’s new corporate paren…variety.com
Even Variety doesn't want to touch Star Wars anymore.
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Your crushed dreams sustain me!
Gee, how in the world could they have made a show that would have been a hit?Hell even the shitfest that was Rebels was at least able to last 4 seasons. Its like I said weeks ago when discussing Resistance. It was a shit series with shit animation, shit characters, shit reception, a shit premiere, a shit ton of backlash on youtube and shit viewership/ratings that were even lower than those for Disney's baby show Puppy Dog Pals (which is fucking getting a third season). How do you fuck up so hard that a baby show about dogs manages to fuck over Star Wars and what was essentially Disney's attempt at making their own Filoni Wars?
I found an incredibly comprehensive article about Galaxy's Edge and its construction written by a former Disney insider columnist (Al Lutz himself) who offers some new details along with some shit about cancelled elements I've posted about before but with new saucy bits, and best of all... BEHIND THE SCENES DRAMA!
Its an interesting read and I suggest you all give it a whirl. It even goes into detail on the drama going on during the park's construction, and its verifiable since everything he says matches up with what I've said and posted about the interiors of the Kylo Ren ride, which he adds further by explaining that the reason the ride didn't open with the rest of the park was due to numerous technical problems and delays. Apparently the ride isn't working as intended. He also mentions a shit ton of other things that were cut including what happened to the aliens and performers that would be at the park, like the Nikto bounty hunter. In short, the reason the park is so bland and worthless is because it was designed for Instagram whores and Bob Chapek along with Disney execs are revealed to be fucking idiots at last! Its like that Tell All book we've been waiting for (almost)!![]()
MiceAge Disneyland Rumor Update – Promising the Moon
This wasn't how the summer of 2019 was supposed to go for Disneyland. The TDA suits had been planning for years for the opening of Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge, fighting over budgets and parkwide projects that would help manage the huge crowds that would descend on Anaheim the moment Disneyland's...www.micechat.com
And to show Disney/Lucasfilm/Jake Lunt's "WTF" decision-making when it comes to aliens, the picture below was their new take on Banthas which were going to be used at Galaxy's Edge before getting replaced by a Dewback which got it quickly cancelled.
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And here's the unfinished and cancelled Bantha/Dewback animatronic.
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Also here's a very fitting meme.
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Those examples are interesting, but I'd argue that most of these deal with people making a miscalculation (such as focusing on the wrong problem or underestimating a certain threat). In many instances, these issues arose after some large empire grew complacant and believed itself "too big to fail", too. When you consider that the New Republic apparently ditched their army while still dealing with threats such as remnants of the Empire as well as the Hutt Cartels and so on, it's still sort of on a different level.
But I'll repeat, the examples are still pretty good.