Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[cans.wav]

He's trying to play the texts off as a big joke

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Why does it have to be about "getting your dick wet"? What about intimacy? Human beings need this in a relationship. Without intimacy, they would just be living together.

Mumkey made it very clear he didn't want intimacy he wanted to use her as a cock sleeve and that's it. In fact here is is saying it.

 

[Guts]

What? If anything, Liu's been outed as being immature and desperate.
I think most people with her level of emotional maturity would behave the same if their e-celebs lover was yo-yo'ing them from literally proposing and giving up everything, to dumping them and lying constantly.

I like how Mumkey took her off her (very important) medications, and you call Liu the unhinged sociopath. Ha, wow.

I was mainly referencing her incessant attempts to contact Mumkey even though he had proven to be nothing but bad news along with her increasing tendency to surround herself with internet orbiters in an attempt to shield herself. Not gonna act like I don’t feel bad for Liu, but she ain’t blameless in all this. There are more players than just Mumkey and Liu, you can’t forget about what she’s done to others in the wake of this too.

 

[Unog]

I want to fill you with a gallon of cum and then take you to the airport.

Holy shit, what a fucking line. Really letting the self-centered incel part of him show there, Jesus Christ.

Edit: For extra hilarity, try reading that line in BroTeamPill's voice. It sounds like something he'd say in one of his streams lol.

 

[MCRonald]

Mumkey made it very clear he didn't want intimacy he wanted to use her as a cock sleeve and that's it. In fact here is is saying it. View attachment 892357

Shitty edit but I thought it might be funny.

 

[Guts]

Holy shit, what a fucking line. Really letting the self-centered incel part of him show there, Jesus Christ.

“That mask... can you take it off?”
“It would be very painful.”
“You’re an edgy guy.”
“For Liu.”

 

[Psicopax]

19:05 "He made me a Tinder with my face, so I could find a girl who wanted to experiment with a couple."

HAHAHAHA! That, I can respect, Tyler.

Remember he said he couldn't find a match on either Tinder or Bumble even after swiping right on everyone every 12 hours.
So its obvious he used Liu to find a woman to have sex with because he couldn't match with shit.

 

[Guts]

Mumkey made it very clear he didn't want intimacy he wanted to use her as a cock sleeve and that's it. In fact here is is saying it. View attachment 892357

Why is he admitting to looking for illegal drugs on a public platform?

 

[Unog]

Why is he admitting to looking for illegal drugs on a public platform?

Given what's taken place both recently and over the past few weeks, do you really think that he's intelligent enough, or of sound enough mind, to understand what the problem with that is?

 

[Psicopax]

This shit is so fucking dumb that there's that small part of me that doubts it's real and is just some tard level modern art. I know that's not the case but God damn motherfucker.

Wtf i love modern art now

 

[变性黑鬼]

Mumkey made it very clear he didn't want intimacy he wanted to use her as a cock sleeve and that's it. In fact here is is saying it.

This was after she betrayed him by continuing to air their dirty laundry to internet talkshows such as The Killstream. He wanted intimacy with her, but she made it clear that all she wants is e-drama and teenage cocks, like he says in one of the messages.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Why is he admitting to looking for illegal drugs on a public platform?

Woah, that never even occurred to me. Christ on a cross how dumb is Mumkey to admit to looking for drugs on a public platform where everyone knows his real name and his address is only a google search away. If the cops don't pay him a visit or at least stat watching him I will be very surprised.

 

[Null]

Have none of you used a fucking website before? Do you realize you can just attach images in a nice gallery below your post without embedding them? Without spoilering them? Without FULL SIZE image embeds?

CTRL+V, backspace, ta-da. It's attached. It's there. Everyone can see it. It doesn't take up space.

 

[Rotollo]

Twitter

archived 15 Aug 2019 20:09:30 UTC

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Simian D. Jimmy on Twitter

“Going rate for an interview is still $200 for 30 minutes since I'm evidently such a hot commodity in your community. DMs are open! 🤑🤑🤑 https://t.co/lfeNFtivp9”

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mumkey wanting money for an interview is funny as fuck since its more then 10% his average patron gives at this point

 

[Jack Awful]

Jesus Christ has he gone insane?
I thought he was all about Peace and Love.

Jeez, and I thought WE were mean.
Had shit gone differently, Tyty might have made a great Kiwi...

 

[Thirteenfifty]

holy shit, you know you've hit rock bottom when even the post pillstream gunt is laughing at you.

edit: twitter screencap included, Ethan Ralph having a few laughs at mumkey's expense

Jeez, and I thought WE were mean.
Had shit gone differently, Tyty might have made a great Kiwi...

he was into lolcows before he destroyed his life and became one, I bet he even has an account on here.

 

[Guts]

holy shit, you know you've hit rock bottom when even the post pillstream gunt is laughing at you

To be fair, Ralph has staying power as a solid interviewer and host (while nominally sober) while Mumkey’s edgy shtick gets stale pretty fast once you realize it’s not a shtick.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I thought the whole "Mumkey was obsessed with LSD" thing was just a theory because he mentioned that he tried it once. But damn, I didn't expect that he would go on drug-fueled sex rampages with a pedofur.

Even though she came with receipts I still question her story. She's clearly loving the attention and trying to build an internet presence off of this drama.

Also I'd like to propose this as a new random.txt

 

[Rebis]

Honestly I think a human has the right to expect intimacy (and yes, sex) out of a relationship. But if you’re not getting what you want your choice is to leave, not to fuck with your partner’s meds.

 

[Unog]

mumkey wanting money for an interview is funny as fuck since its more then 10% his average patron gives at this point

I'd say it's less funny and more pathetic, he's saying he'll only come on for 200$ because he knows nobody will pay him that to go on a show, thus avoiding having to actually hash out how fucking monumentally retarded and insane he's been acting for months now.

To be fair, Ralph has staying power as a solid interviewer and host (while nominally sober) while Mumkey’s edgy shtick gets stale pretty fast once you realize it’s not a shtick.

Ralph's show was made by his cohosts, he's a pretty shit interviewer and host.

Even though she came with receipts I still question her story. She's clearly loving the attention and trying to build an internet presence off of this drama.

I don't question it, these are two people who are equally shitty and she's trying to save whatever face she thinks she can by making Mumkey look as bad as she does. It's retarded and won't work since she's a fucking pedophile, but I don't see any reason to doubt the veracity of the pms she's shown.