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I saw this on Twitter earlier. It's from the Dr Aphra comics and apparently they have no editor to proof-read the scripts.

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I could swear that was actually from the Vader comic but all my tpb are currently unavailable.

It honestly should have ended with Vader chucking Aphra out the airlock, rather than Aphra miraculously knowing that would happen rather than getting cut in half with a lightsaber
It was actually the closest they came to cleverness. Early on in her introduction Aphra mentions that she know Vader will kill her and says something like "do it however u want, just don't toss me into space" and goes on for a brief bit about how getting shoved into space would be the worst death ever.

In essence, she did a b'rer rabbit ploy.
 
I saw this on Twitter earlier. It's from the Dr Aphra comics and apparently they have no editor to proof-read the scripts.

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To be fair there's a lot of screw ups like that in comics. Like the time JJJ yelled at Godzilla he uses the wrong "your".
How badly are they going to fuck up Dune?
They'll do a perfect job adapting the Brian Herbert books for the big screen.
 
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Here’s the thing Disney has to keep in mind, McGregor was one of the few things almost people universally liked from the prequels, even the prequel haters liked him in them. Alec Guinness set the bar high with his portrayal of Obi Wan, which was a lot for McGregor. However, he delivered in a big way, adding dimension and depth to his character even when the wonky dialogue did him no favors on either front. And now, almost everyone recognizes McGregor more as Obi-Wan than Guinness.

If Disney goes the route of just cucking him like the Picard show is heading, then it’s doom.

Speaking of living up to legacies, has anyone heard from Alden Ehrenreich? I hope Solo didn’t tanked his career because he honestly wasn’t bad as Han.
 
I could be wrong though, I didn't know she was also in the Vader comics.

That's where she originated in fact. Vader needs "an outside agent" and recruits her. She plays along with him through the entire first vol run then gets spaced at the end. Sometime after that she got her own series.

Man i could do an essay on Aphra...

Here’s the thing Disney has to keep in mind, McGregor was one of the few things almost people universally liked from the prequels, even the prequel haters liked him in them. Alec Guinness set the bar high with his portrayal of Obi Wan, which was a lot for McGregor. However, he delivered in a big way, adding dimension and depth to his character even when the wonky dialogue did him no favors on either front. And now, almost everyone recognizes McGregor more as Obi-Wan than Guinness.

If Disney goes the route of just cucking him like the Picard show is heading, then it’s doom.

Speaking of living up to legacies, has anyone heard from Alden Ehrenreich? I hope Solo didn’t tanked his career because he honestly wasn’t bad as Han.
Was agreeing with you right up until that last paragraph. Nothing against Alden, wish him luck in endeavors, but he was NOT solo.

THIS is solo.
 
That's where she originated in fact. Vader needs "an outside agent" and recruits her. She plays along with him through the entire first vol run then gets spaced at the end. Sometime after that she got her own series.

Man i could do an essay on Aphra...
I think the character could have worked, but definitely has too much Donut Steel qualities to make it work.
I actually like the idea of some psychopath working with Vader outside of the imperial power structure, but it already became obvious what kind of story it was going to be when Doctor Aphra's reaction to Vader was about what you expect from a fan fiction writer with the hots for the bad boy. And all the worst qualities of the character got turned up to 11 when she got her own series. No, I still stand by my opinion that the perfect end for the character was getting spaced as a reward for her services.
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I think the character could have worked, but definitely has too much Donut Steel qualities to make it work.
I actually like the idea of some psychopath working with Vader outside of the imperial power structure, but it already became obvious what kind of story it was going to be when Doctor Aphra's reaction to Vader was about what you expect from a fan fiction writer with the hots for the bad boy. And all the worst qualities of the character got turned up to 11 when she got her own series. No, I still stand by my opinion that the perfect end for the character was getting spaced as a reward for her services.
Its weird really, the initial impression of Aphra's time in the Vader comic made it feel like it was a written by an obnoxious teenage fanfiction writer with the hots for Vader who just went out of their way to introduce the most annoying and out-of-place character possible, but then you find out that the writer is some 30/40-something year old balding man who talks about how the character is meant to be a symbol of inspirational feminism in a male-dominated comic because she's "Gurl Indiana Jones! And she didn't have the hots for Vader gaiz cuz she's 100% lesbionic and independent!" How the fuck is this sarcastic quipping bitch straight out of a Kate Leth comic inspirational?

Not only did her entire run in the Vader comic feel weird but her spinoff just had her making a joke out of the SW universe and everything it stood for by having it conform to her needs and views while shitting on and deconstructing everything. And then there's shit like mushroom Kreia ghosts, stealing the thunder from Luke, surviving any encounter on pure dumb luck and plot armor and featuring the gay robot man who can use the Force after somehow ending up possessed by the avenging gay Force angel of justice out to kill Aphra for killing this abomination. Even Aphra's supporting characters are just edgy do not steal versions of pre-existing characters, with her having C-3PO, R2D2 and Chewbacca as part of her crew but they all got the Shadow the Hedgehog treatment. Her whole comic is written like one of those Ewok toddler comics from the 80s but with swearing, implied sex and non-bloody violence to simulate the illusion that its meant for an older audience, but its just as juvenile (if not more so) as the Ewoks going off to fight the toad-men to save the Ewok princess. It doesn't help the fact that she's an insufferable and traitorous cunt who takes a big shit on anyone and anything she comes across. Only thing this brat can't do is use the Force which she doesn't need according to her, even replacing the word Force with Void.
 
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See, Aphra is one of those things where you can see the seed of a good idea slowly rot away.

Her initial introduction was... a bit tongue in cheek but not too bad - it's only natural to want to cross over Indiana Jones & Star Wars (been done once before). So he's a chick now? Ok, actually not a bad chance considering they also made this rule63 version "evil" so the sex swap ended up being the least big change about her. The problem is rather than have her keep calm and collected and professional (you know, like Indiana Jones DOES - except in extreme circumstances) they increasingly turned her "quirky" and made her "autistic" which just ruined the joke.

Then there are the murder droids...

Don't get me wrong, I of course had ever reason to love these - they are literally Threepio & Artoo painted black (make the jokes you want here), the problem is they turned them into 1 note jokes AND tried to keep them evil. "Tee hee, 000 just tortured a doctor to death - that lovable scamp." (of course it was always done off screen) I mean even I know to keep "kill all humans" to a modest running gag and not reference "kill all humans" in every paragraph of "killing all humans" in every post that I make on this "kill all humans" website. No joke - that is seriously what it is like to watch the droids in this thing.

Here's the other thing: Artoo just does NOT translate to a silent medium. In the movies, he remains delightful because his sounds are varied to avoid a rut and his movements are very expressible. In a comic book, "beep - boop" cannot be as varied nor can you have the robot "act" in still frames. I mean, with a human shaped figure, readers can look from one panel to another and mentally map out the movements because they are familiar with them and thus infer a lot from the stilled body language. R2-D2 is a literal trash-can shaped swiss army knife. Part of the fun in the movies is seeing what new thing would pop out of him next. But humans have no real reference point for how the movement works in real life (because of the nature of movie watching) so the illusion of a well-stocked robot pal doesn't work as well on the page.

Half of this applies to the Chewbacca knock-off as well. (literally colored black, LITERALLY wearing an eye patch)

The author could have greatly improved things had they took the opportunity to more fully embrace the differences. Like having the weapon-loaded R2 knockoff speak very eloquently - even upper class while the 3P0 knock-off was like Groot, repeating a phrase or word that the R2 would translate. And then have the Chewie replacement be like... what if it was a gungan? A bad ass gungan? Or maybe instead of a big, furry, silent type, he was a Watto alien - small, hairless, and talkative. Just fully embrace the flip side of it all. Or what if the robots actually managed to usurp the organics and were leading a murderous rampage?

But no, we just had to take the Star Wars cast and go "but what if they were evil?" Only it's not really evil, but more like... "religious movie" evil where they're just rude. Sometimes. Anything actually bad is done off screen. I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised about this from Disney, you just wish if they were going to commit to the bit, they wouldn't like... publish a Darth Vader comic in the first place!

And the Darth Vader comic seems to be the one where they actually TRIED.
 
Looks like the Kenobi show will only last 6 or 8 episodes...
There's no way they could ruin the character and the setting in such a short run time... right? Oh who am I kidding. Even if it doesn't have Kenobi reduced to second banana to a Kennedy-insert, it'll probably just be used to shill Disney media by having Snoke or a time traveling Kylo Ren as a villain or it ends with remaking the Rebels episode that has space Aladdin meeting Kenobi. Or worse yet, it might just be poorly written and partly directed by D&D or Rian Johnson. Least worst case scenario is that its actually decent but they replace all the old aliens with new Jake Lunt creatures and Tusken Raiders are re-imagined as noble trans muslims like in the new books.

Also there's rumors going around that D&D may get their SW project cancelled. But that's just a rumor though so take it with lots of salt. And if their project isn't cancelled, there's a good chance they might not even write it.
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I love how the Kennedy defenders think we hate women running studios and production companies. I mean, a woman green lit my two favorite movies, Braveheart and Saving Private Ryan.
You think that hating women and liking something they did is mutually exclusive? Let me take you by the hand and guide you into the magical realms of feminist circle logic!

*puts on pink-pussy-hat*

See, you enjoy Braveheart and Saving Private Ryan, cause they are male power fantasies and self-insert flicks, one where the main character is super strong and a great leater, that kills a bunch of people and the other where he's so super special that the US Army sends guys in the middle of a war just to save him. In both cases it's mindless male militarism and the male perspective is validated by exclusively catering to their tastes and experiences.
That means, you only approve of these women cause they willingly submit to the male reaffirmation of power and superiority.

And now for the coup the grace in femtard logic:

This means you enjoy the movies the same way a patriarch in the 50s would enjoy a sandwich his slave-wife made in the kitchen for him. You do not support women by liking these movies, you actually support the Status Quo in which a women's merit is entirely dependent on their role as a willing slave to the patriarchical system.

This is what radfemtards on universities actually believe.

*takes off pink-pussy-hat and throws it in the trash compactor*

The problem isn't whether you support women as a man or not. It's not and never was about radfems looking at a situation and deriving a perspective from the facts. They do it the other way around, they have their bias that everything is "patriarchy this" and "male dominated space that". They take the conclusion that they want to draw and then make the facts fit that goal, either by bending the facts, by selectively choosing them (and ignoring everything that doesn't fit) or by simply making "facts" up.

This also explains why oldschool heroines such as Ripley, Sarah Connor or even Leia don't phase them. They twist and turn until the prior existence of strong independent females in movies reaffirms their modern views that women up till now have been treated akin to blackface minstrel acts (a similar issue that is handled the same way, I might add, only swap "sexism" with "racism"). Or why women who managed to make their way into the upper management and got past the supposed "glass-ceiling" by hard work are disregarded. If anything, they are traitors to their sex, since they make themselves slaves to the male power system. At least that's what chubby, ugly, abrasive, disgusting and thoroughly unlikeable radfemtards shout whenever one brings it up. The idea that a woman might have to pour in hard work into her career in order to rise to a high position is absolutely repulsive to these nitwits.
 
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Major Lee (The guy who made that awful video defending TLJ that Mauler and co tore to shreds) is back with another big brained take on Star Wars). Warning: You will lose braincells by watching it
I guess I'll wait for someone to tear this video apart in their own video, just so I don't give him clicks.
 
Looks like the Kenobi show will only last 6 or 8 episodes...
There's no way they could ruin the character and the setting in such a short run time... right? Oh who am I kidding. Even if it doesn't have Kenobi reduced to second banana to a Kennedy-insert, it'll probably just be used to shill Disney media by having Snoke or a time traveling Kylo Ren as a villain or it ends with remaking the Rebels episode that has space Aladdin meeting Kenobi. Or worse yet, it might just be poorly written and partly directed by D&D or Rian Johnson. Least worst case scenario is that its actually decent but they replace all the old aliens with new Jake Lunt creatures and Tusken Raiders are re-imagined as noble trans muslims like in the new books.
I would have loved to see Obi-Wan bored out of his mind, living by himself in the desert with nothing to do.
Just mіlking banthas and swearing at sand people.
 
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