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In the photo on her Insta where she turned herself yellow her eyes look pinned to me, but it also looks like there's bright light shining on her at an angle, so, hard to tell.
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In the photo on her Insta where she turned herself yellow her eyes look pinned to me, but it also looks like there's bright light shining on her at an angle, so, hard to tell.
Ms.bojangles
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I would assume that we indeed have some IF rejects incoming. Post has been deleted and I'm sure many bans were issued today.
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Jessi is live on IG right now but I’m at work, hope somebody else can take one for the team & watch or capture it. She’s speaking super clearly & manic as usual, looking very healthy for someone who’s HASHTAG DYING also no seizure yet. Fingers crossed!
Sooperspoonie
kiwifarms.net
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The heavy moderating on IF, combined with lack of interesting new posts is bringing more people over here (including myself). The “holier than thou” attitude of the mods is just annoying. You can make fun of this but not that and if you are too mean you are just bullying which is not allowed. And if you make the slightest reference to any personal experience, you are blogging and get suspended or banned.
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Okay, this is my first time trying to archive insta videos. Why can't she just use her Youtube channel instead? Anyway, apologies if they don't work properly.I'm glad I woke up early today, because I was just in time for the shitshow that is dontpetmeimtriggered dragging her dog offleash with a shock collar into walmart. This puppy is like 8 months old max and she's doing this shit now. I wish shock collars were fucking illegal where this psycho bitch lives. That dog isn't being obedient, he's fucking terrified.
Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Stay tuned! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
18 Likes, 0 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Stay tuned! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”www.instagram.com
Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Part 1! #offleash #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
20 Likes, 1 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Part 1! #offleash #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior…”
Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Part 2! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
19 Likes, 0 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Part 2! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”
Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Such a good boy. #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
31 Likes, 1 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Such a good boy. #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”
I don't know how to download videos from insta so idk. I'm big mad tbh.
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Sarah-Jean's last video was so great. this is why I introduced her. What a chimp-out. From "dad's going to buy me a brand new phone!" "Dad bought me new carpet!" "Dad let me take over his house!" to "DAD EXPECTS ME TO WORK FOR THINGS I WANT AT 34 YEARS OLD!!"
She claims she can barely stand up, needs a wheelchair, passes out, has heart issues, and hates kids but her first idea is... nannying or caretaking. Not working as a store clerk, call center, or getting some dumb entry-level office job stuffing envelopes, not even something physically but not mentally taxing like handing out menus door-to-door or cleaning offices at night. These are the jobs Dani did when she used to work.
Nope, Sarah-jean jumps to something where a human life depends on her to arrive on time and be competent to keep them alive.
I (still) don't know anything about makeup but wouldn't getting a job as a makeup rep at a department store counter be pretty easy for someone who has the skills? Just show up and make people look pretty then sell them the products you used? I understand traveling to events/shoots to do artsy makeup is a bitch but applying basic-ass natural shit to someone's face in the same store every day can't be that bad.
She claims she can barely stand up, needs a wheelchair, passes out, has heart issues, and hates kids but her first idea is... nannying or caretaking. Not working as a store clerk, call center, or getting some dumb entry-level office job stuffing envelopes, not even something physically but not mentally taxing like handing out menus door-to-door or cleaning offices at night. These are the jobs Dani did when she used to work.
Nope, Sarah-jean jumps to something where a human life depends on her to arrive on time and be competent to keep them alive.
I (still) don't know anything about makeup but wouldn't getting a job as a makeup rep at a department store counter be pretty easy for someone who has the skills? Just show up and make people look pretty then sell them the products you used? I understand traveling to events/shoots to do artsy makeup is a bitch but applying basic-ass natural shit to someone's face in the same store every day can't be that bad.
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She would have to stand up all day if she was working in a salon or a department store doing make up. Think of how many videos she would post dedicated to her foot and back pain.
iluvmylife
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Seriously that video was SPECIAL!!! And you are right, a job in a higher end department store at a makeup counter wouldn’t be physically taxing at all. Maybe a tiny little bit when handling inventory deliveries and all that but IT IS MAKEUP AND SMALL! Nothing like clothing retail, which is not the easiest job in the world (def not the hardest either but there is more to it than just ringing up clothing and letting people into fitting rooms. Floor set changes are very physical and often done through the night). Surely there is MAC or other high end brands she could be working for near her.
She had call out comments that her BK wasn’t vegan and I saw she posted a long comment later addressing that. She said that she asked for “no mail” (too dumb to make sure her spellcheck was functioning correctly and change it to mayo) and says she asked for it to be grilled on a non meat grill. Because she’s an informed vegan. Yeah I have a bridge in central pa to sell anyone who actually believes that!
ETA: her sub count continues to grow steadily and I’m just wondering how this will all play out once monetization happens. I feel like she is convinced the YouTube thing will be prosperous and she is stalling on job thing. Will be interesting!
Also ETA: I’m a mother to now teenagers and I wouldn’t even let her be responsible for them and they are pretty much autonomous. Can’t imagine her with a baby or young child! Hell I can’t even imagine her having any kind of desk job either because of how fucking stupid she is!
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Yeah that's a point. But there's got to be some store that didn't require her to stand all day.
I was just thinking this because she's less than 1/2 hour from the Mall of America in Bloomington, which has almost 500 stores, kiosks, and eateries. Surely she could find one that let her sit down while she worked. If she showed up to her interview in a $6000 wheelchair, explained that she could walk for short distances, no one would be like "this is bullshit, you're faking." Even if it was just handing out perfume samples or something. People in wheelchairs find jobs all the time.
I know this is just an excuse to not work but it's just the fact that her first choice is literally one of the last things a person in a wheelchair who passes out constantly, hates kids, and has heart issues would choose that baffles me.
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Since you're new here, I would like to point out that kiwifarms is also not a huge fan of 'blogging', except that it's called 'powerleveling' here. It's okay to talk about things you have personal experience with, but we don't need to know that you have 8 chronic illnesses and have had sepsis 47 times.
Wrong: She's totally lying. When I was in the hospital because my fibromyalgia and chronic lyme flared up at the same time, the doctors definitely did not prescribe me oxycodone (although they did have to explain why several times because I'm autistic, haha). They gave me a Lyrica script instead.
Right: She's totally lying. Doctors wouldn't prescribe opioids for someone with her conditions, only Lyrica or Gabapentin.
That having been said, if you have experience in the medical field that isn't related to you or your relatives being patients, there's more leeway here, but we still don't care about your personal life as a nurse/doctor/whatever, only your professional expertise.
edit: the time when it's okay to make 'I' statements are when you're talking about something that isn't a simple factual claim that can be gotten from either personal knowledge or the internet, for example:
"I live in the same town as CrazyZebraSpoonie, and I see her walking around with no crutches all the time." or,
"I'm of Munchistani descent, and this behavior is unfortunately normal in our culture, even among Munchistani-Americans."
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Jonzie leak: after romanticizing her addiction and anorexia, she has, predictably, relapsed on fentanyl and xanax and now her weight is being monitored. (Bless the Jonzie leak, as always)
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They should all be sure to post pics standing next to sober folks with light colored eyes.
Some patients need to be dismissed--a weirdly co-dependent opiate addicted former child anorexic should be banned from all but the ED and be treated and streeted unless she's going into full-time-grown-woman detox/rehab.
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Aww widdle tiny romanticizing her time inpatient. Guess what Jonz, adult addicts are not cute. They’re haggard, skinny, missing teeth, and generally regret their time doing drugs if they live long enough to look back on it. Why do you want to be taken care of so badly? It is honorable to take care of oneself. People with legit disabilities are prideful and insistent on caring for themselves to a harrowing degree. Yet, here you are wasting everyone’s time wanting someone to care for you. These people care for you strictly because they’re paid to. Get clean (again), and make something of your life!
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I'm glad I woke up early today, because I was just in time for the shitshow that is dontpetmeimtriggered dragging her dog offleash with a shock collar into walmart. This puppy is like 8 months old max and she's doing this shit now. I wish shock collars were fucking illegal where this psycho bitch lives. That dog isn't being obedient, he's fucking terrified.
Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Stay tuned! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
18 Likes, 0 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Stay tuned! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Part 1! #offleash #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
20 Likes, 1 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Part 1! #offleash #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior…”Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Part 2! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
19 Likes, 0 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Part 2! #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”Nicky Cantrell on Instagram: “Such a good boy. #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome #edszebra #edswarrior…”
31 Likes, 1 Comments - Nicky Cantrell (@dontpetmeimworking) on Instagram: “Such a good boy. #dog #chronicallyill #chronicillness #chronicillnesswarrior #ehlersdanlossyndrome…”
I don't know how to download videos from insta so idk. I'm big mad tbh.
It's pretty easy from a PC - inspect element >> type .mp4 in the search bar >> hover over the code until the video is highlighted>> right click and open link in new tab. It should show you just the video >> then right click again and save video as...
Then upload them here to be preserved FOREVER
Summary:
Super sevREEEly disabled nicky - so disabled she needs a service dog- is feeling super duper enough to go out for a shock training session with her PUPPY, but don't worry guys, she's been doing it a long time.
praises the dog for "self correcting" (out of fear) after she brandishes the shock collar control
gets to fucking walmart where she immediately tells the dog to sit and the video ends abruptly
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She's not discussed here often, but it seems ChronicZebra, aka Mairead is now a licensed counselor in the Denver area.
Can you imagine going for therapy, meeting your new counselor, googling them and finding out who she is? Yikes.
Can you imagine going for therapy, meeting your new counselor, googling them and finding out who she is? Yikes.
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The revolt over at IF is getting pretty gay but also pretty funny. Someone made a post about PW's dozen sepsis cases. Someone else has been linking to shit people wrote exposing mods. The newest mod is backpedalling after her own posts were deleted by other mods.
It's the typical IF slapfight but this time they're losing even their usual stans.
It's the typical IF slapfight but this time they're losing even their usual stans.
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They always say people go into counseling because they’re messed in the head. The biggest thing she had going for her is that her name hadn’t been said too many times on IF or here. But her name is also so unique that she will be effed by this.
Good job, Mairead.
My favorite thing about her is that she’s been called out for being only 28 years old and having the forehead wrinkles of a 40-45 year old. This is utterly not common in HEDS, where even fair-skinned HEDS patients frequently have zero forehead wrinkles even into their 40’s or 50’s. So, she has started photoshopping and cropping her photos to hide the evidence. But, you can’t erase internet history.
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Holy shit I have no idea she was only in her late 20s. It's like Dani. You look at her face and it's nearly impossible to see that under those forehead grooves that look like tire tracks, she's only 33 or so.
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I know! She may be 29 now as I think her birthday was this week. But her skin looks like a normal person would in their 40’s and HEDS or CEDS person 55 ish.
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Yeah, rule number one of the internet: if you have a super unique name, maybe don't put it on your munchie ig account.