DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[MoonRocker]

i mean, im not gonna cry over the guy getting trolled or anything, but if you cant see a difference between 'haha this donation will get the trolls goats' and ' haha your dead wife is disappointed in you' then, all due respect, you might have a touch of the 'tism. Not trying to high-road you or anything, just saying.

Anyway, DSP(as usual) is the one who gains my ire. if true, Jeff is a grieving widow looking for some kind of connection with another person. DSP just seems to see him as a living wallet, taking advantage of a guy who lost his wife. Never once has he said something along the lines of 'hey jeff man i appreciate everything youve done for me, but you know you dont have to give me money to be appreciated right?' Instead, he only acknowledges him when he throws those sheckles his way.

It’s exactly because planetcuck is throwing away his dead wife’s money that he deserves all the shit he’s getting.

Go get a fucking escort or something if you’re lonely and want the semblance of a connection; you’ll even get your dick sucked. Instead of tossing your money away at a fat fuck who has multiple times made it clear that his fan base can never be considered as friends because they’re not “real” people.

If you want an e-connection, there are many female streamers who do a much better job than DSP at selling you that very illusion. Go to one of them.

But no, this guy comes in and constantly goes “hur hue hur eat dis trolls” and tips Phil big money just to prove his non-existent point and get more attention from us.

If that’s what he’s looking for, I say we give it to him. No sympathy from me here.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

i mean, im not gonna cry over the guy getting trolled or anything, but if you cant see a difference between 'haha this donation will get the trolls goats' and ' haha your dead wife is disappointed in you' then, all due respect, you might have a touch of the 'tism. Not trying to high-road you or anything, just saying.

Anyway, DSP(as usual) is the one who gains my ire. if true, Jeff is a grieving widow looking for some kind of connection with another person. DSP just seems to see him as a living wallet, taking advantage of a guy who lost his wife. Never once has he said something along the lines of 'hey jeff man i appreciate everything youve done for me, but you know you dont have to give me money to be appreciated right?' Instead, he only acknowledges him when he throws those sheckles his way.

You are aware which site you're on, right?
Why do you even come here if this very mild trolling upsets you?
Just two days ago someone told me not to dox PlanetJeff since it's a "gay op" even though I talk about it in public, you're telling me I have a "touch of the 'tism" because I don't see a problem with fucking with someone who wants our attention and is asking for it?
It's not like we have a picture of his wife that we put through a zombie face filter and are mailing it to him, Christ dude.
If you dislike what we do - and that's not a royal we, many people do this - go to Reddit and shitpost about Phil there. Noone is holding a gun to your head.

Also before you try to virtue signal more about PlanetJeff you should know if this dead wife lore is even correct, he was giving Phil money even before she moved on.


EDIT:

[2017-04-30 19:44:01 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 Hey Phil - longtime patreon, and even longer watcher. love this day's event!

His wife died last year if we can trust Phil, last year was 2018. He was tipping, subbing since at the very least April, 2017. There is also a comment that I can't be fucked to find again, I think it was on TKOH that he subscribed to his Patreon on near enough when it was made.
So people need to stop giving this fucking excuse of him grieving in his own way.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

i mean, im not gonna cry over the guy getting trolled or anything, but if you cant see a difference between 'haha this donation will get the trolls goats' and ' haha your dead wife is disappointed in you' then, all due respect, you might have a touch of the 'tism. Not trying to high-road you or anything, just saying.
.

Sorry, are we on Kiwifarms or Resetera? Chill with the faggotry

 

[Pargon]

i mean, im not gonna cry over the guy getting trolled or anything, but if you cant see a difference between 'haha this donation will get the trolls goats' and ' haha your dead wife is disappointed in you' then, all due respect, you might have a touch of the 'tism. Not trying to high-road you or anything, just saying.

Anyway, DSP(as usual) is the one who gains my ire. if true, Jeff is a grieving widow looking for some kind of connection with another person. DSP just seems to see him as a living wallet, taking advantage of a guy who lost his wife. Never once has he said something along the lines of 'hey jeff man i appreciate everything youve done for me, but you know you dont have to give me money to be appreciated right?' Instead, he only acknowledges him when he throws those sheckles his way.

Dead wife condition does not magically stop dumbfuck behavior from being regarded as dumb. They were criticizing what he does specifically in reference to having lost his spouse ("your wife dies and this is what you turn to doing?") which is both a valid point and a thing I've seen done by a dozen users here. The only difference is that guy was doing it to Jeff's face.

I've also seen it mentioned that Jeff is specifically blowing his wife's life insurance payout on Phil; I'm not certain if there's proof of that in the form of Jeff himself stating it but if so he should be roundly mocked with messages of "this is how you remember your wife?" until he drops off the face of the internet forever. The same with people who blow their graduation money or Christmas bonus on Phil; that is money that doesn't come around all the time. You're meant to do something to make your life better with it and instead you use it to wipe the ass of a man who lacks the grace to even thank you properly for doing so. Don't even get me started on people who are throwing their SSI or UI at him - that's money meant to keep you alive and instead it's going to a spoilt toddler's weekly Amazon haul. There's a reason they all have a thread in the subforum; they may not be active enough to be cows but their behavior certainly qualifies them and if we're not about laughing at exceptionalism then what are we about?

I'm not sure what would make me feel better knowing: that PlanetJeff is truly lost in the woods and somehow so bad off that Phil is his guiding light, or that they're two peas in the same autistic pod. Either way I hope he goes away tomorrow and never comes back because then I could stop worrying about using something he worked on as an engineer and it exploding catastrophically and killing everything I love.

 

[NervousSideEye]

i mean, im not gonna cry over the guy getting trolled or anything[...]

For someone not crying you sure are doing a lot of crying. It's the internet, people are going to be assholes to each other. If a dead wife joke gets your panties in such a twist maybe you should just stick to Reddit or even risk going outside if your sensibilities can stand it.

 

[uncritically]

Dead wife condition does not magically stop dumbfuck behavior from being regarded as dumb. They were criticizing what he does specifically in reference to having lost his spouse ("your wife dies and this is what you turn to doing?") which is both a valid point and a thing I've seen done by a dozen users here. The only difference is that guy was doing it to Jeff's face.

I've also seen it mentioned that Jeff is specifically blowing his wife's life insurance payout on Phil; I'm not certain if there's proof of that in the form of Jeff himself stating it but if so he should be roundly mocked with messages of "this is how you remember your wife?" until he drops off the face of the internet forever. The same with people who blow their graduation money or Christmas bonus on Phil; that is money that doesn't come around all the time. You're meant to do something to make your life better with it and instead you use it to wipe the ass of a man who lacks the grace to even thank you properly for doing so. Don't even get me started on people who are throwing their SSI or UI at him - that's money meant to keep you alive and instead it's going to a spoilt toddler's weekly Amazon haul. There's a reason they all have a thread in the subforum; they may not be active enough to be cows but their behavior certainly qualifies them and if we're not about laughing at exceptionalism then what are we about?

I'm not sure what would make me feel better knowing: that PlanetJeff is truly lost in the woods and somehow so bad off that Phil is his guiding light, or that they're two peas in the same autistic pod. Either way I hope he goes away tomorrow and never comes back because then I could stop worrying about using something he worked on as an engineer and it exploding catastrophically and killing everything I love.

I mean, he didn't say hey your wife died and you give this noodle-arm lout her insurance money? you're a retard. He pretended to be his dead wife, and said every time you give DSP money the devil has his way with me. All I said was it was fucked up. funny, but fucked up.

For someone not crying you sure are doing a lot of crying. It's the internet, people are going to be assholes to each other. If a dead wife joke gets your panties in such a twist maybe you should just stick to Reddit or even risk going outside if your sensibilities can stand it.

I never said my panties were in a twist. I'm just not delusional about my assholery. I laughed at the joke, but I can still recognize it's fucked up. Granted I should have kept my faggotry to myself, looking back at it it does look like im clutching my perls, but oh well.. Also telling someone to basically 'go back to reddit'? thats faggier than anything i said, lol. KF is so hardcore... Sorry for the double post

 

[Prince Lotor]

I mean, he didn't say hey your wife died and you give this noodle-arm lout her insurance money? you're an exceptional individual. He pretended to be his dead wife, and said every time you give DSP money the devil has his way with me. All I said was it was fucked up. funny, but fucked up.

I think the point people are trying to make is that planetjeff knowingly waltzed directly into the 'Tismnado and now he's laid down in it lighting his farts on fire while saying 'Hahaha 'Tismnados can't hurt me ', so at this point whatever autism and trolling that gets anonymously thrown at him is something he put out a 'Welcome' mat for. Anything getting thrown his way that you may think is too fucked up, planetjeff is ultimately the architect of. It's like the frog giving the scorpion a piggy-back ride across the pond, planetjeff is the frog.

I'm just upset that no one made a 'planetjeff'sdeadwife' account sooner.

Edit: Oh, ok dood. It just sounded a lot like troll-shielding at first

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Do you guys think Kat can channel spirits, and that is why planetjeff keeps donating?

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

It just hit me. His fans really think they have some mutual friendship with Phil. That explains a lot, but also is a very sad thought.

That's that classic "Phil Burnell Cult Grooming" working in full effect.

Make your problems their problems, make your expenses their expenses, treat them like a collective, work to combat a unified "enemy", and punish any and all who think outside the collective. Do that, and dim-witted autists will bend knee to you with the hope of becoming your "friend". It's the only way Phil keeps his fans around

 

[Comma]

I want to preface this post with the following information:

- DSP received at least $2,150 in cash from tips on August 4th (during the cat reveal marathon:

)
- DSP got paid around $3,500 by Twitch on August 15th (July monthly round-up post by @actually)
- on August 15th, DSP mentioned his bank account didn't overdraft for the first month in a long time (https://youtu.be/oEPxYISq_4Y?t=1384) [that's his own video, but if you don't want to give him views, there's a clip down below]
- after the cat reveal of August 4th, DSP received an additional $1,270 in cash during streams up until August 16th, not counting yesterday
- during the streams of August 15th and August 16th, he received at least $395 in cash from tips
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Total: a whopping $6,920 of cash funds was added to his bank account between August 4th and August 16th.


Alright, let that sink in for a bit. Just think of the, quite frankly, exorbitant amount of cash he received over the course of 12 days.

Ready?

Are you sure?

Are you really, really sure?


Okay, now listen to this, taken from yesterday's pre-stream:

(https://youtu.be/i4Tp_O4FV_E?t=1489)

He needs to buy games in the coming weeks, you guys. He needs to buy three games. Three. Games.

That's $180 when assuming they're all $60 AAA titles. $180 is 2.6% of the amount of cash he received in the past 12 days, and he still can't refrain himself from pushing for cash donations by holding new games hostage.
And don't forget: in his case, spending $180 on games is not like dumping it into a black hole, because that money will in turn generate new revenue for him. Fuck, he can get SIX games from the amount of cash he received the past two days ALONE. And besides Twitch and tips, I didn't even include the other ways he generated money within the past 12 days...

This truly is e-begging of the highest form. Like, at an actual professional level.

If there would be an EVO-like competition for e-begging, I'm sure he'd finish at the top spot (4th).

 

[ReentryPhantom]

This just shows why planetjeff is okay with the scamming. Also, instead of updating your PC, you give Phil $1000?

 

[Pargon]

I mean, he didn't say hey your wife died and you give this noodle-arm lout her insurance money? you're an exceptional individual. He pretended to be his dead wife, and said every time you give DSP money the devil has his way with me. All I said was it was fucked up. funny, but fucked up.

I'd agree with you completely, except:

• Jeff's dead wife was information freely given by Jeff, and
• he pokes the bear by thumbing his nose at trolls with his donations.

Stories you tell about yourself to crazy people on the internet do not suddenly become sacrosanct when lunatics start leveraging it against you. This is a lesson every cow fails to learn which is what part of what makes them a cow. Utilize some common sense and understand that you don't get to use your vulnerabilities only as a pity shield when you otherwise fail to Act Right. The cows, I mean, not you, user uncritically on the Bird Ranch.

If Jeff wasn't about sticking it to da trollz then he'd donate anonymously. There's a half dozen ways to do it and everyone knows about them from Phil's mouth. But he's just like every other whale; he wants the charge of public recognition that flaunting his money brings. Well I'm sorry but you don't get to do that and simultaneously declare you ought to be free from any and all criticism, just like how you can't cry about being called an animal killer when you buy and wear a $3000 real mink coat in public. Actions and decisions have consequences you might not foresee, and unfortunately showing your ass in public spaces often carries ones more immediate and sometimes more severe than is necessary. That's human nature and that's the culture we're in nowadays.

I get where you're coming from but there are Phil orbiters who are genuinely deserving of pity and I don't think PlanetJeff is one of them.

 

[Slander Man]

I haven't noticed superblindman around the sphere in a while. Has he wised up?

 

[PieceofShet]

I haven't noticed superblindman around the sphere in a while. Has he wised up?

Nah. He will never see the light.

EDIT:

meanwhile on his forum

No tweets about the maintanence.

 

[actually]

This just shows why planetjeff is okay with the scamming.

TBF, I'm pretty sure those last two comments are him joking around. 501c3 is a designation for a charitable organization--if anything, it's a bit of a jab, except that Jeff is clearly in full follower mode.

I haven't noticed superblindman around the sphere in a while. Has he wised up?

OverRustleLogs

Twitch.tv chat logs.

overrustlelogs.xyz

He's still around, though not giving as much.

Nah. He will never see the light.

OOOOF.

 

[Drip Feed]

I want to preface this post with the following information:

- DSP received at least $2,150 in cash from tips on August 4th (during the cat reveal marathon: View attachment 896491)
- DSP got paid around $3,500 by Twitch on August 15th (July monthly round-up post by @actually)
- on August 15th, DSP mentioned his bank account didn't overdraft for the first month in a long time (https://youtu.be/oEPxYISq_4Y?t=1384) [that's his own video, but if you don't want to give him views, there's a clip down below]
- after the cat reveal of August 4th, DSP received an additional $1,270 in cash during streams up until August 16th, not counting yesterday
- during the streams of August 15th and August 16th, he received at least $395 in cash from tips
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Total: a whopping $6,920 of cash funds was added to his bank account between August 4th and August 16th.


Alright, let that sink in for a bit. Just think of the, quite frankly, exorbitant amount of cash he received over the course of 12 days.

Ready?

Are you sure?

Are you really, really sure?


Okay, now listen to this, taken from yesterday's pre-stream:

View attachment 896564














(https://youtu.be/i4Tp_O4FV_E?t=1489)

He needs to buy games in the coming weeks, you guys. He needs to buy three games. Three. Games.

That's $180 when assuming they're all $60 AAA titles. $180 is 2.6% of the amount of cash he received in the past 12 days, and he still can't refrain himself from pushing for cash donations by holding new games hostage.
And don't forget: in his case, spending $180 on games is not like dumping it into a black hole, because that money will in turn generate new revenue for him. Fuck, he can get SIX games from the amount of cash he received the past two days ALONE. And besides Twitch and tips, I didn't even include the other ways he generated money within the past 12 days...

This truly is e-begging of the highest form. Like, at an actual professional level.

If there would be an EVO-like competition for e-begging, I'm sure he'd finish at the top spot (4th).

I was expecting him to say something at the end like "Or i could buy Jasper a toy, tip to buy my cat some toys" im sure we'll see something like that soon, funds for a cat scratchy pole or some other shit.

 

[Wurstbrot]

That's that classic "Phil Burnell Cult Grooming" working in full effect.

Make your problems their problems, make your expenses their expenses, treat them like a collective, work to combat a unified "enemy", and punish any and all who think outside the collective. Do that, and dim-witted autists will bend knee to you with the hope of becoming your "friend". It's the only way Phil keeps his fans around

Isn't it funny? When Phil has problems then it's everyone's problem. But if he achieved victory he yells "It was MEEE RREEE. I did it. The person who is MEEE got the win just ON MY OWN, without help!"

*exaggerated

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil is so SALTY over this lol

Jasper THE Cat | Bonfire

Its Jasper, Jasper the cat.. Its Jasper, Jasper the cat

www.bonfire.com

Phil is going to be so busy in court he wont have time to stream!

 

[SowonNation]

funds for a cat scratchy pole or some other shit.

pretty sure his parents got him covered on everything that's cat-related. They bought him a cat tree and a couple toys after all - and Phil couldn't possibly beg for money to buy him food. People would be wilding out and contact animal care (rightfully so).
Imagine owning a pet and have your dying parents pay for it. Philbert living the baylife with two revenue streams.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I dunno. He did have his WWF successful years with his dumpster-fire approach to gaming, but then, just like Russo, failed to adapt on new platforms and eventually folks realize he's not the auteur that he thinks he is.

Original Youtube feature video algorithm was DSP's answer to prime of his career Dwayne Johnson being on the roster. Original Adsense algorithm was DSP's answer to Steve Williams catching fire as a crossover star at the same time. Analogy still holds, and he's even got the Vince Russo facial hair configuration now that I think about it.

He got the "139" confused with "193", but the sum is correct.
He got the math mixed up earlier also. 25% Italian plus 25% Polish plus 50% Other equals 100% authentic Italian.

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He's done this regularly enough that when combined with his poor driving ability in games I suspect he might be marginally dyslexic.

Excuse my ginposting but it just came to me during a regularly scheduled 30 min pee break;

How long until some bright spark calls the WSPCA on Phil and tells them he's neglecting and/or abusing his cat in hopes of creating a sequel to The Swattening live on stream?...I'm well aware of course animal control don't show up at houses in riot gear and packing shotguns but they can obtain search warrants and fuck with his unfuckable schedule in theory.

This is gayops. Don't give gay operators gayops ideas that aren't even funny when done to CWC.

Don't know much about PlanetJeff, but trolling someone about their dead wife is pretty fucked up imo. Also, is Swaggins a mod again? Saw someone asking him for a ban in the chat.

It's only funny if he's lying about the wife. Other than that it's poor taste and even an autistic detractor should see that but hey, they got banned so obviously Phil got really bothered by it and it was totally funny dood and certainly not cringe trihard shit, or something...

It’s exactly because planetcuck is throwing away his dead wife’s money that he deserves all the shit he’s getting.
...
But no, this guy comes in and constantly goes “hur hue hur eat dis trolls” and tips Phil big money just to prove his non-existent point and get more attention from us.

No it's not, it's because where he's throwing the money. And guess what, he's getting what he stated he wants from doing it! This is not directed at you, or anybody who posts here, specifically, but if this is the only subforum on kiwifarms you post on or even just follow, do yourself a favor and go to lolcow general and pick out a new thread and read some posts, get an idea of what other lolcows who are nefarious (horrorcow tagged ones are good for this) do to upset the commentators over, then compare that to what Phil does six days a week and see if they're equal. 9/10 times, he's the weak tea being served when compared to other lolcows. Or failing that, just consider the differences in retconing Panda's naivety giving her a pass in living with and spending the money Phil collected for them, when Leanna has posts talking about how she loves Phil and how he makes them money playing video games, admitting to be in on the 'con', against what Phil's wife gets accused of knowing of or condoning regarding the exact same 'con' but nobody can produce screenshots of her bragging about that on some cooking forum somewhere like the soap making forum holds for Panda's respective post history. The obvious existence of that double standard for Phil's romantic partners shows it's the associate of these ancillary people who draws the ire of a lot of posters, not the other people themselves or even their actions separated from the associations with the subforum's topic.

Why do you even come here if this very mild trolling upsets you?
Just two days ago someone told me not to dox PlanetJeff since it's a "gay op" even though I talk about it in public, you're telling me I have a "touch of the 'tism" because I don't see a problem with fucking with someone who wants our attention and is asking for it?
It's not like we have a picture of his wife that we put through a zombie face filter and are mailing it to him, Christ dude.

Nobody who disagrees with your posts seems upset with you, in fact I appreciate you bringing in video clips of Phil lore that I don't know or have never seen that back up the points and hypocrisy you are trying to illustrate because I love learning new things, even about Phil Burnell, that I never knew before while recognizing that I don't know more than a lot of long time watchers of him such as yourself are knowledgeable about. I'm going to assume you're claiming I 'told (you) not to dox PlanetJeff,' but I didn't, I asked how your plan of doxing someone who tips saying they want to upset what they perceive as DSP's trolls failed to give an obvious attention seeker what they are seeking because I don't understand the logic in that, but that's not asking you not to do it, that's asking for an explanation of what I'm missing here as to why even bother in the first place since that's what they appear to want in response to their tips. Yes, I did say the IRS thought you were gayop'ing them when they told you which form to fill out to narc on DSP's tax evasion, but then even told you to use the moderator's running tally at the end of the year to do just that if you're interested in the trophy points. Mailing the picture of the wife to Jeff would require a proper dox to get it there in the first place too, just saying...

This just shows why planetjeff is okay with the scamming. Also, instead of updating your PC, you give Phil $1000?

emotes no longer imply a joke anymore? If you take the username off these they become detractor in chat posts for the last two and the first one is somebody talking about a seven year old computer system that still works well enough for him to use.