Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[SOINCHU]

Ashleigh is in this video but... different voice?

I have a question: Why is Ashleigh's voice significantly different everytime we see/hear her?

Same voice, same mild Scottish accent. I really think people here are getting desperate to find something to hang a conspiracy on.

 

[It's HK-47]

Ashleigh is in this video but... different voice?

I have a question: Why is Ashleigh's voice significantly different everytime we see/hear her?

Go try recording yourself with a fading (or faked) accent, with significant lengths of time between each recording, and with wildly-different recording devices (Not to mention covering your mouth in one recording). I'd wager good money that you sound remarkably different with each attempt. Of all the things that aren't making sense in here, this one is perfectly reasonable.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Actually, she did say "our family" when she was referring to the events that have been transpiring. Granted, this isn't as clear cut as if she had said "I am Peter's wife and we have a son named Harrison", but I doubt this is something a landlord would say unless you're going to say he paid her to say all that, in which case why would you trust anything she says in the video if you're just going to make excuses when the evidence doesn't fit the theory you were hoping for?

This. I've been following this thread since it began. I figured it was a real girl because as others have pointed out, it's one hell of a convoluted ruse to imagine. It's a tad more complex than making one fake twitter account like he did before with that Asian qt.
also, every real doll I've ever seen (including the one Null posted that did legit resemble her) still look like dolls. Or at least to me they did.
I find it quite possible this girl either has self esteem issues and is shooting below her league in the looks department, or, crazy thought, she sees something legitimately attractive in him. Hell, I know I personally am usually attracted to guys most ladies wouldn't be. It's not impossible.
Anyways, once again, this! Everyone in this thread has been whining about such easy proof being a simple quick video of them together. Now that the video exists EVERYTHING is wrong with it!
"Well where's the baby! Totes fake baby!"
"HA! She totes only said 'our family' and not 'I'm his wife'! Doesn't count!"
"Ok, so she's real. But look at how much we can read too much into this and say she's not sitting close enough and is obvs spooked by him even tho they're literally just sitting together like we all originally wanted to see!"

I understand it would be immensely interesting and stuff if this was a doll. But give it up already guys. We have plenty of other strange and unusual folk on the internet to judge/follow/point and laugh at.
Let it go~

(Or at least hush about the wife and focus on how unfunny he is and how he thought kicking himself in the balls in front of audiences everywhere was totes chill)
ETA: also, if you guys are ok with the thought that a doll can be shooped to look real-ish, shouldn't you also entertain the idea of a real live girl shooping themselves enough to look doll-ish?

 

[Rogowski]

Like someone said a few posts up, this feels like a hook/oh shit moment shown after the credits of a movie to make sure you are waiting for the sequel. I've accepted that she's real but I don't think everything is on the up and up as Peter would have you believe. I'm just enjoying the banter and speculation and I think this isn't the last we've seen of this guy. He's gotten a very mild taste of twitter fame now and he probably won't let go.

 

[superthermite]

I don't think everything is on the up and up as Peter would have you believe. I think this isn't the last we've sen of this guy. He's gotten a very mild taste of twitter fame now and he probably won't let go.

There's something very suspect about the whole Ashleigh "flying to America to lose her virginity to Peter and get married in a trashy vegas chapel" story, the fact that the breasts seems to radically change size between the braceface photos/videos and other selfies, and the fact that the twitter/tumblr accounts all read like they were written by Peter.
There's quite possibly something even more horrifying than a doll going on here.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Like someone said a few posts up, this feels like a hook/oh shit moment shown after the credits of a movie to make sure you are waiting for the sequel. I've accepted that she's real but I don't think everything is on the up and up as Peter would have you believe. I'm just enjoying the banter and speculation and I think this isn't the last we've seen of this guy. He's gotten a very mild taste of twitter fame now and he probably won't let go.

Oh by all means, it's still p suspicious when it comes to Harrison. In fact, I think the whole deal would've been a hell of a lot more believable if none of those strange hospital photos existed.
My main thing was the actual title of this thread/ it's original beef:" Peters wife: is this a thing that actually exists?"
But ya, there's totes prob something not kosher in regards to that baby that has eyes set far too far apart across it's face. I believe it is a real (unfortunate-looking) baby, but other than that, it's a spooky detail I can't really figure out.

 

[AnOminous]

I understand it would be immensely interesting and stuff if this was a doll. But give it up already guys. We have plenty of other strange and unusual folk on the internet to judge/follow/point and laugh at.
Let it go~

Ain't over til it's over. Whether or not there's a doll, there's something weird going on and there's going to be milking going on. /cow/ certainly isn't going to forget this clown trying to get 8chan taken down.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Ain't over til it's over. Whether or not there's a doll, there's something weird going on and there's going to be milking going on. /cow/ certainly isn't going to forget this clown trying to get 8chan taken down.

Ye. Like I said, is still spooky that he took so long to post the vid and something is still off about the babby.
And like I said, even tho I believe the wife is real, there are plenty of other factors that still make this dude an interesting and entertaining lolcow.

 

[For The Internet]

Babby is not formed right, that is for certain.


Very strange looking child. I never believed it was a doll. No reborn doll maker would ever made a baby that deliberately... unfortunate.

 

[Null]

>Scottish accent.
>Unambiguously refers to the two as a family.
>Immediately starts shilling patreon.

Ruse for attention and money. Basically the m.o. of anti-GG.

 

[Springer]

There must still be the Doll or photoshop, though. Already it was decided that there was the maiden with the teeth issues and also the doll/shop fotos. I don't think anyone who was abreast with proceeding Infos thought anymore that there was not real human and only fake.
I think consensus was both.
The unnatural, identical stances of the feet, along with the doll model found, plus old video of Peter having Doll in background and many filters scream: Doll!. But also there is real lady, who had more natural images(like the one in hospital dress).
(and, well, to be a little crass, what happened to the braces' lady'giant breasts in the posted video with Coffin?? She is very pretty girl, but her chest is normal size not the G cupped size she claimed on her Tumblers, and which were the focal point of so many fotos. On the blog she had them before her pregnant, so it was not just this temporary babytime growth)

I'm still voting Coffin writing the Blog and 'her' Twitter, otherwise I don't think Ashleigh would seem so confused about why the Video is being made.
There has been many tweeting about the subject from "her".

I am glad he did make the Video to put some doubting to it's rest; but I still think he is an unfunny douchecanoe. I try and keep an open mind that humour should be allowed to flow where it wills, but some of his Jokes are just cringe making. Not just about offensive things, but also bad. If you try and be a crude humourist it helps for goodwill to actually be funny.
And I think his rapid 360 on his opinions on rape jokes, respect for women beyond the physical attributes of their body, etc. is just to now try and be in Bed with the SJW who succeed on Paetron. He want that success as he plugs this Pateron ad nauseum; it is not about a sincere change of morals, just a desire for more Money.

This ethics flip flop for Money, and also trying to make his wife look more busty just for attention to her on Tumblr(compared to her looks in the video he posted) is why I believe I am not unfounded in my dislike of this man.

And I think there still is something off in things, and I doubt this will be last of his Milchgivings.

 

[The I Scream Man]

>Scottish accent.
>Unambiguously refers to the two as a family.
>Immediately starts shilling patreon.

Ruse for attention and money. Basically the m.o. of anti-GG.

Conan approved? Seems legit.

Also @Ron_Swanson @Rogowski and others who are getting rated poorly in this thread, the reason is because you guys are being epic sperglords about it. You may or may not have realized it but you heavily implied that anyone not agreeing with your position was defective in some way, and you took the whole thing way too seriously. Peter Coffin is not someone yall should be gettin rustled over, which is rich coming from me and my Iconoclast hate boner, I know, but the point stands.

 

[MrFloppy]

have you guys figured out its actually peter who's the doll yet or are you that naive

 

[Null]

have you guys figured out its actually peter who is the doll yet or are you that naive

Your pretentiousness is not appreciated by anyone.

 

[CWCissey]

have you guys figured out its actually peter who is the doll yet or are you that naive

Peter's a dummy, not a doll.

 

[For The Internet]

I still don't understand why the size of her boobs is an issue. Several of the farm girls have explained she's increasing the size of her breasts by layering padded bras and possibly stuffing too. You can see the multiple bras in a couple of shots. That her boobs change dramatically between shots is not a mystery, I imagine it's pretty hard to keep size consistent when you pad to that degree. Also, as someone pointed out a 32G only sounds big because the band is so small. If she had a bit more weight on her she'd only be a C-D cup, which is average.

 

[CWCissey]

I still don't understand why the size of her boobs is an issue. Several of the farm girls have explained she's increasing the size of her breasts by layering padded bras and possibly stuffing too. You can see the multiple bras in a couple of shots. That her boobs change dramatically between shots is not a mystery, I imagine it's pretty hard to keep size consistent when you pad to that degree. Also, as someone pointed out a 32G only sounds big because the band is so small. If she had a bit more weight on her she'd only be a C-D cup, which is average.

I think some of the kiwis here are holding out for tit pics.

 

[For The Internet]

I think some of the kiwis here are holding out for tit pics.

More than likely, ha ha. Can't really blame them, gotta get some more interesting content now that the mystery has largely been solved.

 

[The Nameless One]

Didn't start following this until recently. While I wanted to believe the girl was just a doll, I always found the most plausible theory to be that she was a real, live weirdo who wanted to look like a doll. There are notable examples of women who unhealthily disfigure themselves to look like Barbie or Jessica Rabbit, after all. And years ago I dated a girl who sometimes took photos where she tried to look as much like a doll as possible: stiff posture, blank stare, manipulated lighting, effects to have perfectly clear skin.

I also learned from that experience that it's possible for a girl to a) neurotically view her own body to be disgusting, and b) to desperately seek validation by posting pics of it on the Internet. So I never bought the argument that Ashleigh couldn't have BDD because she posts a lot of (heavily manipulated) pictures of her body. The girl is probably just a massive control freak when it comes to presenting her self image.

It's funny, people make realistic dolls like Real Girls to look like real women with idealized proportions, and some people try to emulate that imitation and end up looking more like the sex dolls than like more attractive people, capturing all the flawed qualities of the dolls as much as the desired qualities.

So yeah, bravo to Peter, he managed to bag an attractive nerd girl with massive emotional problems that will probably never be addressed by therapy, just by being a harmless nice guy with nothing else going for him. I'm sure they'll be very... er... "happy" together. :-)

 

[AnOminous]

So yeah, bravo to Peter, he managed to bag an attractive nerd girl with massive emotional problems that will probably never be addressed by therapy, just by being a harmless nice guy with nothing else going for him. I'm sure they'll be very... er... "happy" together. :-)

I think you mean by pretending to be nice, because he has a long history of rape jokes and other nasty behavior. Not that I give a shit about that for its own sake, as so do a lot of people, but his whitewashing of himself and outrageous hypocrisy are offensive in their own right, even if by themselves they wouldn't constitute lolcow behavior.

Not to mention his initial disgusting behavior that set all this off back in 2010-11, when he was stalking and harassing an Asian blogger about having had plastic surgery while himself having a fake racist stereotype of an Asian girlfriend.

There were plenty of reasons to despise this guy before now, whether or not he's a pathetic loser with a sex doll or a pathetic freak in a dysfunctional relationship with a lunatic who happens to be at least genetically human.

I'm pretty impressed at Jace for knocking him to the back burner, actually.