Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

Xochi said:
"Jessica Yaniv" is a refreshingly real-sounding tranny name. It really grinds my gears when trannies want to be taken seriously as women but name themselves Lumamina Shadowbringer Faerylynn or some shit.
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The shine fades with the realisation he probably named himself after Jessica Rumpel, one of the teenage girls he was obsessed with and harassed.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
So this morning I woke up and my period had started in the night. Ladies, you know how it goes. We've all been there, right?

You know who is never going to know? JY.

JY will never once know what it's like to get your period.

I'm going to go drink some herbal tea and feel smug about this.
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Bah! If you really want "I R WAMMIN" points for stink ditch festering, you'd skip the herbal tea & go straight to the vodka/scotch/tequila (sans salt & lemon, as that's just gay!). Herbal tea is for weaklings & feeling smug is pointless. Use that erratic hormonal stew coursing through your veins, be a true WAMMIN & go start a fight with a neighbor or total stranger over a parking spot, then cry about it for 3 hours before eating 3x your body weight in chocolate & salt. Jonny can have a stink ditch made for him, but it will never bleed every 28 days nor will it birth a child & he will never know hormonally induced RAGE. Even with Troon Candy (estrogen & anti-androgens), the tampon sucker will never know the real XX experience.
 
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MadameMidlifeCrisis said:
Bah! If you really want "I R WAMMIN" points for stink ditch festering, you'd skip the herbal tea & go straight to the vodka/scotch/tequila (sans salt & lemon, as that's just gay!). Herbal tea is for weaklings & feeling smug is pointless. Use that erratic hormonal stew coursing through your veins, be a true WAMMIN & go start a fight with a neighbor or total stranger over a parking spot, then cry about it for 3 hours before eating 3x your body weight in chocolate & salt. Jonny can have a stink ditch made for him, but it will never bleed every 28 days nor will it birth a child & he will never know hormonally induced RAGE. Even with Troon Candy (estrogen & anti-androgens), the tampon sucker will never know the real XX experience.
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He can still eat three times his body weight in chocolate and salt though. That's pretty clear.
 
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SourDiesel said:
He can still eat three times his body weight in chocolate and salt though. That's pretty clear.
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I kinda hope Yaniv sightings help us discern his natural diet. We have proof of the faggy bar food, timbits and french fries, I just wanna know is he a real gorl who eats chocolate and orange chicken or does mom just sneak in 10 pound bags of chips to save him from anorexia. I be he thinks he's 'curvy' or 'thicc' and not the fat slob with a gunt and a VPL that he is.

ETA: and Olive Garden. Sorry I forgot that one. But it is 'all you can eat'...
 
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simulated goat said:
I kinda hope Yaniv sightings help us discern his natural diet. We have proof of the faggy bar food, timbits and french fries, I just wanna know is he a real gorl who eats chocolate and orange chicken or does mom just sneak in 10 pound bags of chips to save him from anorexia. I be he thinks he's 'curvy' or 'thicc' and not the fat slob with a gunt and a VPL that he is.
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Easy for some to get to that weight but maintaining that bulk and actually putting on more weight means a hell of a lot of face stuffing and idleness. And yet he claimed that he doesn't eat and throws hundreds of $$$ food away - it's obvious the only place he's throwing it is down his throat.

I've known genuine wheelchair 24/7 users manage to exercise, even if it's just their upper torso, so this lard arse has no excuse. Christ, this beast even has a fat head.
 
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pr3nt177 said:
Easy for some to get to that weight but maintaining that bulk and actually putting on more weight means a hell of a lot of face stuffing and idleness. And yet he claimed that he doesn't eat and throws hundreds of $$$ food away - it's obvious the only place he's throwing it is down his throat.
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Boy Gorl probably would be a natural at mukbangs. Really dude, just let people watch you eat endless pasta bowls and tell some ballwaxing creepypasta while doing it. Your fellow Canadian Chantal makes enough money to buy all the food she wants doing pretty much that. Your dog smells better than those cats, I promise. Pleese? I swear I'll never be able to look away...
 
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simulated goat said:
Boy Gorl probably would be a natural at mukbangs. Really dude, just let people watch you eat endless pasta bowls and tell some ballwaxing creepypasta while doing it. Your fellow Canadian Chantal makes enough money to buy all the food she wants doing pretty much that. Your dog smells better than those cats, I promise. Pleese? I swear I'll never be able to look away...
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I said something along the lines that Jonny & Chantal should team up to do yukbangs on here a while ago & I still think it should happen. They could pull up a trough & then do each other's makeup. (pardon me, I think I need to... yep; I'm gonna spew!🤢) Imagine the wonders if this gruesome twosome came to be.
 
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Reposting from lolcow.farms, but I thought it was pretty funny (but also autistic). It was in the thread of Shay Gnar/Dolly Mattel (a failed sex worker) and I thought the resemblance is there. Similar eyes, nose, stupid smirk, eye-fucking themselves when taking a selfie, loves self medicating ... AND she's into age play. A match made in heaven?

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