Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

[MZ 052]

One of the few times I went to the Olive Garden, there was legit some crystal meth left at the booth I was seated at by the previous customer.

So I complained to the waiter and he said 'Shhh, or everyone'll want one'

 

[AbraCadaver]

Makes sense he’d only want to eat somewhere where he knows he management. Yaniv LIVES to push others around with the threat of a more powerful authority behind him. And he needs back-up to protect his enormous flabby arse if someone decides he needs to be taught basic respect. Being able to whine to the manager makes him feel safer, and more able to torture the waitstaff.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Didn't he have his 30th there and no one showed up?

 

[wabbits]

But what are the Olive Gardens' ladies room like? The mirrors especially. Yaniv can't be wasting his time at locations that don't facilitate his photojournalism, you know.

 

[a feel]

Since this is the shitposting thread, I feel okay wandering off topic and wondering aloud how many straight men get the brozilian? This seems like a thing to have done, which I'm sure the lady waxers are relieved about. Straight men are ahead of the game if they don't have dingleberries or jock itch.

Never encountered hairy balls in the wild. It's mostly grandpas who don't give a shit, but nearly everyone else takes care of themselves, men and women alike. Personally, I've never been with a guy who wasn't at least neatly trimmed or shaved. Source: Eurofag who loves to sauna.

 

[a feel]

It should be noted this family tree is pretty thorough and current with other family members contributing but makes no mention of Miriam having a sister. More on that later.

Has anyone seen the sister alive and well recently?

It all makes sense now. He is the sister.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

It's interesting that Yaniv's bumble profile says he Never uses cigarettes, alcohol, or pot.

Contradicts his Twinkie defense about being "sooo drunk" when he went on his death threat filled posting rampage a few days ago.

Are you suggesting this stunning example of transexual femininity who's cruelly attacked by the unwashed, racist Indians is lying? Constantly and repeatedly?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Hmm... Not sure what or who to believe here...

Can we get a third opinion from a farmer who have smashed a looot of pussy?

How about a farmer who has a pussy. The description is correct.

 

[Bani]

I was going to make a joke about shipping Yaniv with CWC, but even Chris is out of Johnny's league.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

When the fuck did Yaniv have time to get a tan?

 

[a feel]

When the fuck did Yaniv have time to get a tan?View attachment 889474

What has this poor little piggy ever done to you?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What has this poor little piggy ever done to you?

Yeah, I sorta feel bad now. That pig is at least 100x more passable than Yaniv could ever hope to be.

 

[pr3nt177]

When the fuck did Yaniv have time to get a tan?View attachment 889474

Trotters are certainly cleaner, lost weight too. Impressive.

 

[Purin Chan]

Please enjoy my extremely unfunny and unoriginal edit

 

[What This Old Thing!?]

Yaniv has inspired a burgeoning legion of shitposting socks. Here are just a few that I have noticed.

Shitposting Sockpuppets On Parade

Meet the family that loves heckling Mad Miriam:

"Jessica's brother"

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"Jessica"

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Currently suspended

Another "Jessica"

Mr Jessica Yanova (@BallzWax) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Mr Jessica Yanova (@BallzWax). I have a beautiful menstrating vagina. Canadian retard. Pronouns: fat/it/retarded/gross/land whale

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Mr Jessica Yanova (@BallzWax) on Twitter

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Pedo bear avatar, rhymes with trusted nerd

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Reporting Live on the Scene:

Intrepid Investigator 🕵️‍♀️ (@JYNewsNetwork) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Intrepid Investigator 🕵️‍♀️ (@JYNewsNetwork): "This is an investigative thread on Yaniv's long and horrifying history on https://t.co/djWbQZWmB6, where he would pester teen girls with questions about pads and tampons and ask for permission to go into girls' washrooms...

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(That last one actually has a pretty good pin going over Yaniv's unwholesome texts with young girls.)

Edit to add another:

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http://archive.li/JqwxN"
https://twitter.com/BustedTurd
"I'm JY until JY lifts the social media ban. Are we there yet?"

 

[2nd_time_user]

You should start a new thread on the shitpost socks. Interesting in itself.

 

[ComeGetSome]

Only marginally-related to JY since I found this account tacked onto some tweets - but this is comedy gold.

https://twitter.com/JackieMacmilla5

 

[What This Old Thing!?]

You should start a new thread on the shitpost socks. Interesting in itself.

Do you think so? Maybe, if people want. There are lots of hecklers out there to list, that is certain.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

I was bored.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

What if JY became one of those Sovereign Citizen nutjobs?