Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

She became lesbian last year... a "trans non binary lesbian" (????) if that makes any sense.

Then she got a girlfriend called (Twitter) @loverbex... lasted for just 4 months.

The fucking terms these gender specials come up with to describe themselves are so r.etarded. I just can't with this shit.

 

[mobeek]

The fucking terms these gender specials come up with to describe themselves are so r.etarded. I just can't with this shit.

The idea is always to win the "oppression olympics"... pretty sure she hates the color of her skin cuz that makes her less oppressed, amirite?!

So far I haven't watched a single video of her even showing a tiny little bit of pain, even dancing, touching the dolls, grabbing a big box, etc... and, according to her, every slight touch will make her on pain.

Coming back to the r.tards self described terms... look how "oppressed" she became since last year. Tumblr: Not even once!

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

I'm in two minds about whether people who have fundraisers for medical needs should show receipts, but if she got the wheelchair surely the cost could be found online and checked against the amount she raised?

Her insurance could have covered some of the cost. Or she could have gotten a grant. Then you have her saying "See it's a $20k wheelchair. Just look at this listing on the website!" when her copay was only $3k and now she has $17k for travel fun.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I was being hyperbolic, but here's a reddit comment that proves it wasn't by much

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lmao "the pain is worse than amputation." This is what happens when you get all of your medical knowledge from Gunsmoke reruns. Rattler done bit my leg, gotta see the ol' sawbones.

Not even touching the childbirth part.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

lmao "the pain is worse than amputation." This is what happens when you get all of your medical knowledge from Gunsmoke reruns. Rattler done bit my leg, gotta see the ol' sawbones.

Not even touching the childbirth part.

I wanna see her go through childbirth now
" I barely made it, I was bleeding out on the table and the doctors rushed to stop it while I was in 30/10 pain and screaming for mercy" all the dramatics

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Today on "The Non-Adventures of a Totally Healthy Individual," Sarah Jean is feeling emotional over her decision to throw her life away to play sick kid in her daddy's house.

Spoiler: summary

-Her pre-theme music teaser is a lovely clip of her doing cromolyn nasal spray and sniffling boogies, because thats what I wanted to see on my lunch break.
-Slept in today because her new room is very dark. Not sure what if anything she's going to do today
-Dad is going to the casino to see "the real Natives, err, Indians, ...Natives" at a Pow-wow
-Really bad allergies says the woman who brought in a fucking goldenrod and put it on a windowsill next to her bed.
-There's goo coming out of her eyes when she blows her nose. She doesn't normally have seasonal allergies, just her fake "mast cell"
-She changed her mind about the pow-wow because it's icky out after the rain.
-More froggos in her window.
-SHE NEVER FINISHED CLEANING UP HER ROOM AFTER VOMITING ALL OVER IT THE OTHER DAY. Why are all these girl so grimy?!
-Emotional. Made her bed look pretty and it made her think of how she had so much when she lived in Florida and she threw it all away to play sick girl. In Florida she had friends, a good job, living her best life, was happy and satisfied, and the longer she lived there the better her life got. She got a loft with vaulted ceilings and a spiral staircase which is exactly what she wanted from childhood, could grow her own food, had a nice car, could spend money freely without checking her account. But it was a short time and it was "taken" from her when she decided she'd rather play sick on the internet and not have to work or be a grown up.
-Eating vegan bacon mac and cheese. Does she ever eat real food? Belches loudly. Hasn't eetuhn before now, maybe.
-Made 15 care packages for Ronald McDonald House, also a huge mess. Messes mean you got some stuff done.
-Has to change frequently in a day because she's sweaty.
-Wants to do something because the weather is nice, wants to go to the dog park but she can't because Gizmo is still sick and she could only bring Freckles... who could very well be shedding the same nasty respiratory infection that Gizmo has. Thankfully she doesn't go
-Went to a bar for some live music on EvilDad's insistence and she knows he's going to use it against her when she continues to not work despite being perfectly capable. Tried to force EvilDad to go to the bar by going home and dragging him out, he made her feel awkward because he begs her to invite him places and how mean of him. She's such a good samaritan because people at the bar were nice to him when he did go.
-Not hungry but making stuffed shells
-Breathing problems, didn't think it was a problem until a recent doctor appointment told her that her O2 sats were low and her breathing was shallow. She has O2 machines (canisters) for trigeminal neuralgia, something she's never claimed to have to my knowledge and which is so painful it makes people kill themselves, but sure.
-pasta montage. She didn't cook them long enough but now she's hungry so she's going to eat them anyway. Chantal-tier gross eating noises.

I really don't understand why these girls would just throw their lives away like this. Like Skinwalker had her dream come true, she was working for Disney and living in Celebration (a Disney-designed planned community akin to living in Main Street, USA) and had friends and her family that she was obviously very close to moved there then something triggered her to start starving herself and playing Jesus's Favorite Invalid. Sarah-Jean was making money, lived in a nice place, had friends and... the only specific trigger i've found for her is that her mother was very ill and needed a transplant (I think, she might have said that she would need a transplant in the future but i can't find the post in my comment history). And she just, noped the fuck out of her "best life" to go live with her dad in the middle of nowhere, Minnesota. So either she's lying about how great her life in Florida is or something in her little pea brain flipped and made her think she could become a social media celebrity if she faked sick, and now she's in too deep. Or both. Florida sucks.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I really don't understand why these girls would just throw their lives away like this. Like Skinwalker had her dream come true, she was working for Disney and living in Celebration (a Disney-designed planned community akin to living in Main Street, USA) and had friends and her family that she was obviously very close to moved there then something triggered her to start starving herself and playing Jesus's Favorite Invalid.

Back when I worked over there I saw a lot of younger women from Celebration with severe mental illnesses. There's something fucking going on there. Harmony was much the same.

I wonder if it's something in the water or if it's just the whole Stepford lifestyle that breaks them.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Back when I worked over there I saw a lot of younger women from Celebration with severe mental illnesses. There's something fucking going on there. Harmony was much the same.

I wonder if it's something in the water or if it's just the whole Stepford lifestyle that breaks them.

I'm sure you already know this, but both of them (as well as Seaside) are New Urbanism master planned communities, basically the pre-millennium attempt at building a utopian community. You drive around those places and there's no bikes on the lawn, no towels thrown over the balcony, and all the historic-looking architecture is sculpted styrofoam and EIFS bolted on to bog-standard late twentieth century suburban buildings. It's no coincidence The Truman Show was filmed in Seaside – the whole town has that eerie, fake soundstage look. They also draw tourists like crazy and, from a few books I read that were written by former residents, they feel like they were living in a zoo.

I'm guessing it's like trying to live in a shopping mall.

 

[TardHunter]

I found an interesting specimen while browsing munchies over my morning coffee.

Meet Lorna. She claims myalgic encephalomyelitis, as well as hinting to a slew of other problems, which require many appointments, a wheelchair, and chronic attention. She likes to whine about doctors not understanding / not caring and “trying to fob [me] off on antidepressants”. Most of the meat will be spoilered for post length purposes.
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Or you’re just a drug seeker using your fake illnesses as a crutch, and a manipulation tactic.

Also diagnosis chasing (with other munchie advice)









Prior to her social media exploits, she was apparently a schoolteacher.



Putting the rest into a spoiler. Check out the hashtags...

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[Munchie_Minder]

I found an interesting specimen while browsing munchies over my morning coffee.

Meet Lorna. She claims myalgic encephalomyelitis, as well as hinting to a slew of other problems, which require many appointments, a wheelchair, and chronic attention. She likes to whine about doctors not understanding / not caring and “trying to fob [me] off on antidepressants”. Most of the meat will be spoilered for post length purposes.
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Or you’re just a drug seeker using your fake illnesses as a crutch, and a manipulation tactic.

Also diagnosis chasing (with other munchie advice)

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Prior to her social media exploits, she was apparently a schoolteacher.

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Putting the rest into a spoiler. Check out the hashtags...

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ewwwwww. Know who she reminds me of? Kelly the vamp. I like how she gets pissed when the doctor rules out pots based on her blood pressure and pulse standing and sitting. That’s literally the poor man’s test, ya dummy. Most people don’t get pissed when a doctor rules something out. They are RELIEVED. The munchies are palpable.

 

[dopedodo]

Her insurance could have covered some of the cost. Or she could have gotten a grant. Then you have her saying "See it's a $20k wheelchair. Just look at this listing on the website!" when her copay was only $3k and now she has $17k for travel fun.

IIRC she's Canadian, in Ontario I think? Not sure how the health system works there for things like wheelchairs.

lmao "the pain is worse than amputation." This is what happens when you get all of your medical knowledge from Gunsmoke reruns. Rattler done bit my leg, gotta see the ol' sawbones.

Not even touching the childbirth part.

I fucking hate it when people claim that their particular condition is "the most painful known to mankind", because dramatics, and also pain is subjective. I've heard it for about 6 different conditions now, and none of them are Exploding Head Syndrome!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Jonzie's back at Cleveland Clinic with her cancer kid beanie and her collar pulled askew to show her leads, teasing a big update and teehee, so funny, the heroin addicted anorexic who fucked her heart up is joking about dying!


Stay tuned to find out how this piece of shit is wasting medical resources today!

 

[OverturnSyrup]

I have EDS and it's odd to see people fake EDS, I thought fibromyalgia was the one everyone claimed to have.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Jonzie's back at Cleveland Clinic with her cancer kid beanie and her collar pulled askew to show her leads, teasing a big update and teehee, so funny, the heroin addicted anorexic who fucked her heart up is joking about dying!
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Stay tuned to find out how this piece of shit is wasting medical resources today!

I had to rate this as optimistic for two reasons: 1) that our blessed leaker delivers on the update 2) that she’s dying and actually needs any of the medical resources she’s wasting. If you’re gonna tease and bait with dying, just do it. Don’t waste the Narcan.

So stunted she has to resort to getting attention with death and suicide baiting. 15 years old and I’d give you a pass on that. Otherwise, go smoke a bowl, grab a beer, and do what the rest of us do with our horrible lives and complain about capitalism on reddit.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I had to rate this as optimistic for two reasons: 1) that our blessed leaker delivers on the update 2) that she’s dying and actually needs any of the medical resources she’s wasting. If you’re gonna tease and bait with dying, just do it. Don’t waste the Narcan.

So stunted she has to resort to getting attention with death and suicide baiting. 15 years old and I’d give you a pass on that. Otherwise, go smoke a bowl, grab a beer, and do what the rest of us do with our horrible lives and complain about capitalism on reddit.

Jonzie leaker always delivers and is my most consistent leak. If leaker fails to deliver the problem is that Jonzie did not post an update.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I have EDS and it's odd to see people fake EDS, I thought fibromyalgia was the one everyone claimed to have.

Fibro is an old grandma disease. EDS is the sick princess disease that causes 32/10 pain whenever you have to do adult things.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

I have EDS and it's odd to see people fake EDS, I thought fibromyalgia was the one everyone claimed to have.

No one cares that you have EDS. Just sayin.

 

[I hate children?]

lmao "the pain is worse than amputation." This is what happens when you get all of your medical knowledge from Gunsmoke reruns. Rattler done bit my leg, gotta see the ol' sawbones.

Not even touching the childbirth part.

Anyone experiencing pain like childbirth every single day would check out permanently after a very short period .

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Fibro is an old grandma disease. EDS is the sick princess disease that causes 32/10 pain whenever you have to do adult things.

Fibro doesn't get you fun drugs and toys anymore, just an SSRI and instructions to exercise and sleep better. If you're lucky, EDS &co can get you a port, a wheelchair, fun braces, a feeding tube, TPN, opiates, a service dog... the possibilities are endless!

 

[Munchie_Minder]

No one cares that you have EDS. Just sayin.

Exactly. Only time people care if you have a condition is when you are a dying cancer patient and you come to confirm to sickbed lupus faker princess Carrie that people dying of cancer indeed hate her guts for wasting their health and life pretending to be sick.

Fibro doesn't get you fun drugs and toys anymore, just an SSRI and instructions to exercise and sleep better. If you're lucky, EDS &co can get you a port, a wheelchair, fun braces, a feeding tube, TPN, opiates, a service dog... the possibilities are endless!

If you’re “lucky”. Lol. All of that sounds like an absolute pain in the ass, especially if you don’t need them. I guess the flip side to that coin is, if you don’t really need them, you don’t have to really use them. I guess that’s why it is rare to find any munchies that have spouses and children. Ain’t nobody got time for a toddler yanking on yer port that you don’t really need. Who wants to pretend to need a wheelchair to go use the bathroom the 50 times a night you have to while pregnant? Ugh.