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LiquidCancer said:
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Arguably the worst name for an emote I've EVER seen.
Boomer Burnell has to make sure that people are aware that this is a DSP emote. Well, no shit gramps - you own the dsp-prefix on Twitch after all.
On top of that, it's named "Pepefixed". Why even include the fixed here? Popsicolo probably sent him an email with a png of the emote attached to it, and he copy-pasted everything when he uploaded it. Talk about Ultimate laziness.

I can't wait for him to randomly own up to the Shawn Michaels-meme and come up with a "dspShawnMichaelsDsp"-emote out of nowhere.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
It's amazing that he has the audacity to completely revise something that the people who returned for the next Madden stream had been there for, like he thinks they're completely different people. Everyone was there for the one-pass-and-meltdown, Phil.
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The "worst" example was when the fan donated him a new controller for the Switch and DSP complained the entire morning stream playthrough of Super Mario Maker 2 about how the controller wasn't working right. TWO HOURS LATER, someone tipped DSP (genuinely) and said that he was sorry that DSP's new controller was broken and DSP went on a rant about how his controller wasn't broken and that it must be the new meme now.

Edit: 2 Mighty D videos. First is the morning playthrough and second (starting at 48 seconds) him saying the controller wasn't broken). I'm pretty sure these playthroughs were the same day and Mighty D's "2 days later" represents the 2 days it took to make the second video.


 
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I know I’m like a day late but god damn I just watched the newest snort video and dark really said the game devs for those sponsor streams told twitch “Phil did nothing wrong”

It’s absolutely incredible haha. There has never been a single person in darks life that has ever said he was wrong or did something wrong...and if they did they were assholes trying to fuck with him.

If you cracked open this dudes head his brain would be made of glass, his mind is so god damn fragile
 
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Phil "I was jacked! That's actually true!" Burnell in his element as the toughest SOB in da FGC

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Salubrious said:
DSP REALLY REALLY hates RNG, to the point where I believe DSP thinks RNG is bad game design. That's why he hates it when the computer intercepts him or causes a fumble as I showed in the video above: he thinks it's random (dindu noffin wrong), and random is bad.

I really first noticed it during the legendary Ludwig fight: one of DSP's chief complaints was that Ludwig had more than one attack that it could do in a given situation and that it was bullshit game design because it was impossible to learn the pattern if Ludwig could do more than one thing.

DSP is stuck in the boss battle design mode of 25 years ago.
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Also when he ran past mobs straight to boss arenas in Souls. If a mob hit him as he ran past he'd call it bullshit because the last time he ran past they didn't hit him. He's a strange man.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
I know I’m like a day late but god damn I just watched the newest snort video and dark really said the game devs for those sponsor streams told twitch “Phil did nothing wrong”

It’s absolutely incredible haha. There has never been a single person in darks life that has ever said he was wrong or did something wrong...and if they did they were assholes trying to fuck with him.

If you cracked open this dudes head his brain would be made of glass, his mind is so god damn fragile
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I think the most amazing part of that rant was "oh, people are saying that female streamers are getting away with more than males? They just want to move to Mixer because Ninja moved there."

Just straight up gaslighting. DSP ignored people's actual complaints and said that they just wanted to be Ninja. He is so fucking bitter towards Ninja.
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
Phil "I was jacked! That's actually true!" Burnell in his element as the toughest SOB in da FGC

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Not going to mix lolcows too much, but from this picture Phil really, really reminds me of a younger CWC.
I'm pretty sure if they were friends it would start a vortex of autism strong enough to end the world.
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I guess the story to take away from DSP and CWC is to never cheat on your partner.
Phil said his parents cheated, and their son turned out to be a utter retard. Chris's father cheated and knocked up Chris's mother, ruined his previous relationship and got a son, CWC.
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
the autism in these cheer wars I swear to god.
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You've got ludwigworldorderfan, who claims to be a retired AMD chip engineer, and handicappedgaminger, who is cheering $20 to say Mickey Ds over and over.

Edit: I will say that it's hilarious to see these two (especially handicapped) getting straight-up mocked by people with $250 and $500 bit badges. I saw nihilistic_goldfish and babymangaming321abc (better known as westsiderascal) doing it, among others.

Phil also took the time to note that while ludwigworldorderfan was the top cheerer for the stream, they were not top cheerer for the week (HINT HINT HINT).
 
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We Are The Witches said:
The nonsense is too blatant. To me this sound like someone seeking attention, I wouldn't give him any more.
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Seems to be the case. Phil insisted (after handicapped cheered and said something about getting mean DMs) that he knew who handicapped REALLY WAS and they should stop pretending. Handicapped has cheered like $150 today. WTF?
 
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I'm watching the pre-stream and Piggy seems to be in a good mood. He's doing that thing where he painfully tries to ad-lib exaggerated scenarios to try and be funny.

And...man, it really sinks in how stuck in his pre-teens his sense of humor really is. I don't think I've heard of anyone over the age of fifteen who still says things like "sucks donkey balls."
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
I guess the story to take away from DSP and CWC is to never cheat on your partner.
Phil said his parents cheated, and their son turned out to be a utter exceptional individual. Chris's father cheated and knocked up Chris's mother, ruined his previous relationship and got a son, CWC.
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sad thing is chris is better at video games than dsp
 
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“The part about the Madden difficulty that I like is that he tried it for, what, all of one play? One fumble and he freaked out and changed it back, saying it was all RNG and it didnt reward his 'hard work'.

But the next time he talked about Madden and adjusting the difficulty, he said things like 'they kept fumbling'.”

That’s the thing though... I don’t think I, or many other people, would get so annoyed at Phil playing on Rookie if he didn’t act like he was an “American” football expert, and act like it was his skill at playing the game that made them win. I seriously have my doubts that he presses the button to throw it to open receivers half the time. If you don’t press a button after you hike it, the game will automatically throw it to the receiver most likely to catch the ball. You can tell when Phil is actually controlling the quarterback, because he always holds it for waaay too long and drops back way too far.
 
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Last sportball game I played was NBA Jam so I know fuck all about Madden; does it have a difficulty setting between Pro and Rookie? Reason I ask is that Phil is a champion of the mediocre, picking Normal difficulty in nearly everything he plays, or at least he used to.
 
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