Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

The Dude said:
Some of these polyamory types really disgust me. It honestly feels like they "think monogamy is overrated" because they're selfish, immature people who don't care about the feelings of their partner/spouse. It's all about them and what they want. Look at Xena's comment here: "I find it a silly notion that having sex somehow devalues you to someone else." So because SHE doesn't see how fucking around on her partner might be hurtful and concerning to them, that means its OK. Her partner's feelings on the matter don't factor in at all. What if her partner wants to be monogamous, but goes along with the poly shit because they don't want to lose her? She goes out an bumps uglies with someone who has an STD, maybe even HIV. and then brings it home and infects her partner? That's OK. She has the right to fuck whoever she wants, and now she's infected her partner with a fatal disease.

Of course polyamory appeals to Chris, because he's incredibly self-centered. Remember when he would bitch about "all the pretty girls" being taken by those jerk males "leaving none for him to choose from"? Could you imagine the blind rage and jealousy young Chris would have felt meeting a guy who was in relationships with several young women? But its OK if he does it because it's what he wants. (Not that he will ever be in a relationship with any flesh and blood being, but this is for the sake of discussion.)

I dunno. I just can't abide by self-centered people, and polyamory advocates seem really self-centered to me.
Click to expand...
Well its on Twitter, what did we expect?
Its in moments like this I realize Ceasar's Legion was the best faction. You actually get to put degenerates like them on a cross.
#avetruetocaesar
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: Kamov Ka-52, The Dude, Gunslinger and 3 others
screenshot-twitter.com-2019.08.22-06-31-14.png
 
  • Informative
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Picklechu, BOLDYSPICY!, Daddy O'Shaughnessy and 13 others
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Nekromantik2, Cardboard Box Mountain, TheOnlyYamchaFan and 4 others
Arthur Calwell said:
Abysmal hygiene and filthy living conditions= Nurgle
(Impotent) rage and violent fantasies= Khorne
Fixation on magic powers and the convoluted, self-contradictory nature of Sonichu lore= Tzeentch
Hedonistic lifestyle and troonery= Slaanesh

Chris is undivided, maybe Word Bearers specifically with the religious overtones of the merge
Click to expand...

Eh, I still think Khorne wouldn't take Chris because he's too much of a coward to go out and spill blood and collect skulls. But otherwise, yeah, Chris is definitely turning into a fat, autistic version of Lorgar. "Mm, yeah, all that I--mm--all I ever wanted was da truth. And china."
 
  • Like
Reactions: No Exit, Nekromantik2, Cardboard Box Mountain and 5 others
ToroidalBoat said:
Reminds me of the 1d4chan article on "Chris-Chan."
Click to expand...
Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new chaos god? The rainbow god of autism. The dimensional merge is when he will be born into real space from the chaos of the warp. Problem is he's to autistic to tell us what he really means.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Cardboard Box Mountain, Gunslinger, New age retro hippie and 4 others
I think what Chris is trying to say is just a very, very mangled version of 'don't feed the trolls.' Of course, it could also probably be related to his position of 'mild criticism=trolling me and denying my glorious perfection.'

Dr. Henry Armitage said:
Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new chaos god? The rainbow god of autism. The dimensional merge is when he will be born into real space from the chaos of the warp. Problem is he's to autistic to tell us what he really means.
Click to expand...
Chris is the Chaos god of Failure.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Valentinus, Second Missing Primarch, fiu0cm and 12 others
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
What the actual fuck is he saying? I've read that five times now, and I still can't understand him.
Click to expand...
I *think* he's trying to make a deep-sounding quote warning about the trolls ("be aware of those with sharp tongues") but he's mashed it up with some non sequitur/autistic nonsense about how it's easier to feed things without a beak.

More than anything else, I think it is similar to some of Chris's other mashed-up nonsense such as when he talked about how an elephant in the room is a bad thing because elephants never forget and how the pen is mightier than a sword yet it cannot be erased like a pencil.

Turbo-autism at its finest.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Marvin, Ghostbeater, Jaspergers Cat and 9 others
Hang on. So, over 48 hours ago, Magi-Chan was sending out the rallying call to every powerful magician and psychic to assist in the Merge - pretty dramatic, 'my-time-is-now' stuff - and now he's coming out with incomprehensible wittering about sharp tongues and beakless creatures?

I'm getting the feeling that even Magi-Chan doesn't give a shit about this Merge stuff any more. (Unless, like Chris, he's just WORKIN' ON IT!!!, of course.)
 
  • DRINK!
  • Like
Reactions: Alex Krycek and (deleted member)
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Hang on. So, over 48 hours ago, Magi-Chan was sending out the rallying call to every powerful magician and psychic to assist in the Merge - pretty dramatic, 'my-time-is-now' stuff - and now he's coming out with incomprehensible wittering about sharp tongues and beakless creatures?

I'm getting the feeling that even Magi-Chan doesn't give a shit about this Merge stuff any more. (Unless, like Chris, he's just WORKIN' ON IT!!!, of course.)
Click to expand...
I blame that on the defective brain Christine stuck him with before going off to play grab ass with the rest of her harem.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: dirtydeanna96, Cardboard Box Mountain, BigTubboWithLittleChina and 3 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back