Phil has claimed to understand Spanish before, pretty sure it was a few years ago. This is of course absolute nonsense because when he said this, someone the next day wrote a tip to him in Spanish and he said something to the effect of "I don't understand what this means." Phil is so stupid he can't keep track of his own lies over a 24 hour period. What probably happened is that Phil took a Spanish class in high school, passed the class and is such an idiot he thinks that's all there is to the entire language. He just likes to make up whatever bullshit he thinks makes him look good or interesting in the moment without thinking anybody would call him out on it. Then again, this is the same person who constantly using the wrong words (e.g. "photogenic" when he means "photographic"), doesn't know what a rainy day fund is and doesn't even know how to keep his supply of "real, fresh" bagels from getting hard before he eats them all, so it goes without saying that he's a brainlet.
Gotta love the chain this authentic 100% Italian wears around the house. A true fucking greaseball right there. There's also that photo of Phil sleeping with Leanna next to him looking horrified where he's wearing that same chain. What happened to that chain?
