Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I think we all want chris and his undeserved ego to be shattered. When we're teenagers we think we're invincible until something happens to teach us the way of reality. Chris never learned that, or refused to learn it. even bob's death didn't teach him that. I don't know if Barb's will either.

It may be his most admirable quality—although almost entirely a product of his autism and narcissism—in his ability to have the events of his life turned into a perpetual and elaborate movie-like drama wherein he is the butt of every joke, while STILL somehow managing to have a positive sense of self worth.

It just so happens to be applied by Chris in the most self-destructive and objectively negative ways, which is decidedly bad for him but brilliant for everyone watching. If the pickle man stealing his date, or being blackmailed into shoving a medallion up his own ass, or driving across the country to save a gal-pal that never existed (etc) didn’t shatter his ego, I really don’t think anything will save for the potential homeless saga.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

"This helped make being an Otaku cool for the future and present generations who are unable to have a social or outside life."

>tfw Chris unironically thinks he helped otakus become cool by being an autistic shut-in

No one thinks its cool to be a hikikomori
The " neat to be N.E.E.T. " memes are just losers trying to feel better about themselves.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I want to know if he's pulling that shot in public. Like if a fast food restaurant is asking him for a name is he telling them "MagiChan".

 

[A Grey Cat]

Man it's been slow since bronycon and the pizza incident

 

[MY 405]

What the actual fuck is he saying? I've read that five times now, and I still can't understand him.

Sometimes, I've found it best to finally give up and plug in your own random words. You pretty much get the same gist of the thing, but yeah, this is like if Sun Tzu ran into a completely brain-blitzed Charles Fort or something.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I want to know if he's pulling that shot in public. Like if a fast food restaurant is asking him for a name is he telling them "MagiChan".

Like everyone in the Ruckersville McD's doesn't already know who he is?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Like everyone in the Ruckersville McD's doesn't already know who he is?

"Y'all should know I want the #2 by now! With da fries among which. "

 

[PT 940]

"Y'all should know I want the #2 by now! With da fries among which. "

"And a happy meal for my husband" *puts arm around nothing*

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

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Holy shit, Magi-Chan tweets read like passages from the Quran.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Spoiler: DiMerge response

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Spoiler: DiMerge response 2

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Now Magi-chan (And totally not Chris) mentions it, is there a reason the merge is happening? Is Lord Xenu Magi-Chan the one who decided it would happen?

Also I might have missed it but what's the incoming crisis?

 

[Tikbalang]

Also I might have missed it but what's the incoming crisis?

Barb's short inevitable death

 

[Arthur Calwell]

Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“Thumb on through and see how many you find with @CPU_CWCSonichu, Cryzel and I. 💜⚡️ https://t.co/REkbOHep2U”

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Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“Interesting, this word is: “Textlationship”. I see this term has been coined well; such a benefit when such a ship gets promoted very well, upon meeting face-to-face and in person. I’d ship it. 💜⚡️”

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Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“This is quite the interesting project, indeed. https://t.co/vlabB87onB”

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More Magichan tweets, including Chris' weird Anglophilia resurfacing again. Either that or he wants you to know how smart and cultured Magichan is because he's into history.

 

[A Money Creature]

Man it's been slow since bronycon and the pizza incident

The coming of Sockness will create a difference, because I'm sure he'll come

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The coming of Sockness will create a difference, because I'm sure he'll come

I'm betting that Sockness will believe that chris doesn't love Magi-chan enough. Can't say how long it will take for Sockness to come to that conclusion, but it'll happen.

 

[A Money Creature]

I'm betting that Sockness will believe that chris doesn't love Magi-chan enough. Can't say how long it will take for Sockness to come to that conclusion, but it'll happen.

Then again, on my other hand, I believe Sockness is devoted enough to meet Chris, no matter how long it takes. He seems retarded enough to want to do so.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“Thumb on through and see how many you find with @CPU_CWCSonichu, Cryzel and I. 💜⚡️ https://t.co/REkbOHep2U”

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Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“Interesting, this word is: “Textlationship”. I see this term has been coined well; such a benefit when such a ship gets promoted very well, upon meeting face-to-face and in person. I’d ship it. 💜⚡️”

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Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“This is quite the interesting project, indeed. https://t.co/vlabB87onB”

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More Magichan tweets, including Chris' weird Anglophilia resurfacing again. Either that or he wants you to know how smart and cultured Magichan is because he's into history.

Yup, talking like Yoda definitely will convince everyone of his erudition.

 

[Tikbalang]

Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“Thumb on through and see how many you find with @CPU_CWCSonichu, Cryzel and I. 💜⚡️ https://t.co/REkbOHep2U”

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Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“Interesting, this word is: “Textlationship”. I see this term has been coined well; such a benefit when such a ship gets promoted very well, upon meeting face-to-face and in person. I’d ship it. 💜⚡️”

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Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“This is quite the interesting project, indeed. https://t.co/vlabB87onB”

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More Magichan tweets, including Chris' weird Anglophilia resurfacing again. Either that or he wants you to know how smart and cultured Magichan is because he's into history.

Chris creates a Where's waldo on Magichan and Cryzel. Are you really that rètarded, Chris?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm betting that Sockness will believe that chris doesn't love Magi-chan enough. Can't say how long it will take for Sockness to come to that conclusion, but it'll happen.

‘Christine! Magi-Chan is wanting to possess my body so he can make love to his beautiful wife! It is imperative to the merge that this happens!’

 

[Tikbalang]

‘Christine! Magi-Chan is wanting to possess my body so he can make love to his beautiful wife! It is imperative to the merge that this happens!’

Once sockness has orgasm, he'll get out of his Character, and he'll have to put MC's drawing on his face

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"...such a benefit when such a ship gets promoted very well."

Reading Chris is like watching someone lose at Tetris very badly.