DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shambler]

This is one of the most re.tarded things he has said. So if I break my leg I should wait 2 days in the hope that my dad calls the police because I haven't text him?

Wait, did DSP's parent accidentally swat him all those years ago because they wished thought he was dead?

this is either a retcon of the swatting (which would make sense since the cops were apparently really calm) like based on phils accounts those guys were really calm to a potential incident, yeah he told them this might happen but i don't think law enforcement have the luxury of giving someone the benefit of the doubt when a potential murder, suicide, kidnapping and etc may be happening
or phil giving a bad example

 

[Freshtodeath]

He discovered indian food in 2019? Bit late to party wtf. Been eating it since 2013 at least. How is this dude so oblivious to the world around him. He will discover cbd in 2025 and bitcoin in 2030.

 

[Salubrious]

A 3rd person rant that debunks you faggots. Immortal Technique chuckled a few times while watching this. Also, DSP doesn't read the Farms.

"There's no evidence!"

This from the same guy that did a four hour debunking stream and said that he wasn't going to provide evidence because "the trolls would say it's fake anyway."

I think DSP actually believes that using a mocking tone of voice counts as a counterargument.

 

[Pargon]

"There's no evidence!"

This from the same guy that did a four hour debunking stream and said that he wasn't going to provide evidence because "the trolls would say it's fake anyway."

I think DSP actually believes that using a mocking tone of voice counts as a counterargument.

Of course he does. DSP loves to be right, almost as much as he loves money. Unfortunately this also makes it very simple to tell truth from fiction with him. If he presents no further evidence, it means that whatever he's arguing against is true.

I propose "there is no evidence" as a rallying cry and response for any time he makes any sort of claim whatsoever when in fact no evidence exists.

"Guys, I'm nervous! I'm overdrawn!" There is no evidence.
"My parents are sick!" There is no evidence.
"I'm screwed on my taxes!" There is no evidence.

You want your quarters, piggy? Dox yourself for our amusement.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

2 weeks away and he's already counting down the days to his extra day off. Well, that explains a lot. He's gonna be in downtown Seattle all day (at his favorite spots), take Kat shopping (to his favorite spots) and then go to that stupid Indian restaurant (his new favorite place to eat) he's been going on endlessly about the last couple weeks. Speaking of which, apparently Phil has become a Pooboo because now he's listening to "classical Indian music" at 1-2 in the morning watching Jasper sleep.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1f8wAFAMDf/ (with bonus angry detractor comment)

Niceone - that might line up with when I'm in Seattle... Wonder if he'd give me an autograph if I asked.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil is saying he listens to 'world music' a lot lately because he thinks it makes him sound sophisticated. I'm guessing Kat has been playing it on one of the multiple paid subscription services they drop dozen of dollars on monthly (did Phil mention that he's in one of the worst financial situations of his life right now?) and he saw it as an opportunity to make himself appear more worldly and cultured. In reality Phil is one of those people who when you ask them what kind of music they like they say "Oh I listen to everything," because they don't have a response.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

He discovered indian food in 2019? Bit late to party wtf. Been eating it since 2013 at least. How is this dude so oblivious to the world around him. He will discover cbd in 2025 and bitcoin in 2030.

Can't wait till he finds Kratom, for his back ya know.

 

[Noob-Noob]

First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????

 

[mollymawk]

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[PieceofShet]

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First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????

Who the fuck puts the monitor in the corner like that? How do you sit there and use keyboard and mouse?

 

[Raven'sChild]

DSP probably telling a young 20-something to basically get LifeAlert now that he is living on his own.

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I enjoyed listening to D$P laud praises upon having a crockpot and the virtues of leftovers, two things he never had until he married the SoulMaid.

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First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????

Don't think she cares seeing as D$P said that even though she has a gaming rig, she prefers playing Skyrim on her PS4 ( said no one EVER ).

 

[ZehnBoat]

First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????

ah but according to phil they had the cat for months
so this could be an older pic

 

[The Ancestor]

Who the fuck puts the monitor in the corner like that? How do you sit there and use keyboard and mouse?

She’s playing a PS4

 

[Raven'sChild]

ah but according to phil they had the cat for months
so this could be an older pic

It is most likely a new picture as J2k is wearing his new blue and white stripe collar with a bow. He also made mention that Friday was one of her 'rare days off' ( for the third week in a row ) and she planned to play Skyrim on her PS4Pro ( that she bought with her income tax refund money after she moved in ) d$plaining that her gaming rig had been purchased solely for the purpose of playing Overwatch.

 

[JMR]

He discovered indian food in 2019? Bit late to party wtf. Been eating it since 2013 at least. How is this dude so oblivious to the world around him. He will discover cbd in 2025 and bitcoin in 2030.

He discovered cordcutting in 2017, I think. Last year, he learned Drake the hip hop artist (black guy) and Drake from Drake and Josh (white guy) are different people. This year he's learned about sharing games on PlayStation and freezing food to extend its life. Everyone at their own pace.

Finally, after prestream, he mentioned that he has never read the source material for Ozymandias.
Then he later commented that the lighthouse may be a reference to the story, if anyone knows it, but few people probably do.
Phil, you wouldn't be trying to act superior about something you already told us you didn't actually do, are you?

ozymandias is so short, i bet most of his audience has read it (probably recently considering their age) if only to learn of sonnets.

Literary expert DSP analyzing a bit of verse:

 

[PieceofShet]

She’s playing a PS4

But thats also her pc setup.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

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First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????

Seriously this shit is too creepy. Does she know he's even there? Does she care?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Guys, I know why Phil has a goat laugh. He's a spawn of shub niggurath, black goat of the woods, sent to drive people insane with his endless antics

 

[ZehnBoat]

ozymandias is so short, i bet most of his audience has read it (probably recently considering their age) if only to learn of sonnets.

My name is DSP, King of Streams;
Look on my Legacy, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????

Really giving off some drunken, creepy step-dad vibe with these photos.

She really likes being confined into that tiny room with that terrible set-up than possibly just using the big screen in Philberts mancave or the downstairs TV.