Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[TM Ambrose]

"Emphasize" what?! How stupid you all are?!

Also, I only stopped typing in this thread b/c I was told it would disappear if I did so. Later, I was told that was not true, so I can come back.

Lastly, I was not the first to give the group this info, as it was already linked-to on my Wiki page. (The "Wildman" name was for something I was involved in only during my final year of high school, & was not self-given.)

Oh look he's back. They always come back.

 

[SpessCaptain]

"Emphasize" what?! How stupid you all are?!

Also, I only stopped typing in this thread b/c I was told it would disappear if I did so. Later, I was told that was not true, so I can come back.

Lastly, I was not the first to give the group this info, as it was already linked-to on my Wiki page. (The "Wildman" name was for something I was involved in only during my final year of high school, & was not self-given.)

So instead of your following your own advice you decided to come back and post? For Shame TJ.

 

[Sigyn]

"Emphasize" what?! How stupid you all are?!

Also, I only stopped typing in this thread b/c I was told it would disappear if I did so. Later, I was told that was not true, so I can come back.

Lastly, I was not the first to give the group this info, as it was already linked-to on my Wiki page. (The "Wildman" name was for something I was involved in only during my final year of high school, & was not self-given.)

*GASP* Teej was the bad-boy type?!?!?!? *swoon*

 

[TM Ambrose]

The "Wildman" name was for something I was involved in only during my final year of high school, & was not self-given

Immediately thought of this

Also, I only stopped typing in this thread b/c I was told it would disappear if I did so. Later, I was told that was not true, so I can come back.

By disappear we mean eventually people would stop caring about you on this site and eventually this thread would sink down into the back pages. However you continued to post on this site and because of that we had more to talk about, that meant this thread continued. Eventually as long as lolcows don't do anything retarded we just stop paying attention to them.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Lastly, I was not the first to give the group this info, as it was already linked-to on my Wiki page. (The "Wildman" name was for something I was involved in only during my final year of high school, & was not self-given.)

oh wow thanks i wasn't even aware you had a wiki page yet

 

[Cowlick]

And then they march in here single file like cattle to a slaughter house, wondering what all the knives are for.

They don't come here of their own volition... You make threads about them, thinking they are a-holes, "dumb minds", etc. The irony I continue to mention & you repeatedly claim to not get (a claim I now know to be untrue in the majority of cases) is you are the idiots, jerks, "LOLcows"... (I saved this for last as it is a phrase bot found on much of the internet as, were it to be defined honestly by someone w/o a proverbial dog in the fight, it would be known by the majority of persons that the actual LOLcows are the ones making that claim about others here.)

 

[Null]

They don't come here of their own volition... You make threads about them, thinking they are a-holes, "dumb minds", etc. The irony I continue to mention & you repeatedly claim to not get (a claim I now know to be untrue in the majority of cases) is you are the idiots, jerks, "LOLcows"... (I saved this for last as it is a phrase bot found on much of the internet as, were it to be defined honestly by someone w/o a proverbial dog in the fight, it would be known by the majority of persons that the actual LOLcows are the ones making that claim about others here.)

This person was discovered because they posted here. That's what the green "حلال" means. They said this stuff on the forum and we found out what a weirdo they were because of it.

 

[Mollybdenum]

They don't come here of their own volition... You make threads about them, thinking they are a-holes, "dumb minds", etc. The irony I continue to mention & you repeatedly claim to not get (a claim I now know to be untrue in the majority of cases) is you are the idiots, jerks, "LOLcows"...

That makes absolutely no sense. Just because we make a thread about someone they aren't automatically alerted in their brains, "some no-named nobodies are talking about you online!" They can read the threads just fine without making any sort of effort to be a part of their discussions. When they deliberately go out of their ways to make an account so they can try to defend themselves, it always makes it worse.

 

[XH 502]

They don't come here of their own volition... You make threads about them, thinking they are a-holes, "dumb minds", etc. The irony I continue to mention & you repeatedly claim to not get (a claim I now know to be untrue in the majority of cases) is you are the idiots, jerks, "LOLcows"... (I saved this for last as it is a phrase bot found on much of the internet as, were it to be defined honestly by someone w/o a proverbial dog in the fight, it would be known by the majority of persons that the actual LOLcows are the ones making that claim about others here.)

TJ, I like you, but this guy is a pedophile who openly and without shame stated as such on the forums. Hell, he tried to convince us that raping children was morally acceptable. He does not deserve your support.

 

[Cowlick]

This person was discovered because they posted here. That's what the green "حلال" means. They said this stuff on the forum and we found out what a weirdo they were because of it.

CORRECTION: This person came here because we had already posted abut them, posting (with proof we still have never had) that they were FAR worse than a "weirdo". They asked in several different ways & places for all mentions of them to be removed, & we have never had a reason to deny that request... Outside of the fact we have a sick sense of fun, & anything we wish to do/say would bring legal/criminal charges if done/said offline... So it continues.

 

[deductionotaku]

His latest update to that same thread:

Marley.

He has another living an relating to him, which is what he dreams about every day & night.

Can he admit that, & that my original thread deserved approval?

One note: B.... Not B-Flat or B-Sharp. Simply BE.... Nice & Honest, & you will get my original thread back so you can rightfully approve it, after which I will continue submitting quality work as I did on this story before when my first thread had been rightfully approved, & you can watch your story's ratings skyrocket above the negative numbers it would get with your low-quality "work".

Discuss.

 

[SpessCaptain]

They don't come here of their own volition... You make threads about them, thinking they are a-holes, "dumb minds", etc. The irony I continue to mention & you repeatedly claim to not get (a claim I now know to be untrue in the majority of cases) is you are the idiots, jerks, "LOLcows"... (I saved this for last as it is a phrase bot found on much of the internet as, were it to be defined honestly by someone w/o a proverbial dog in the fight, it would be known by the majority of persons that the actual LOLcows are the ones making that claim about others here.)

Hey now guys lets not be dorks and say this type of stuff. A lot of people who join aren't spergs and theres only a few moments where the stars align and CWC thinks about all his mistakes in his life, when we are blessed with lolcows.

This person was defending a dog fucker who decided that they wouldn't be shamed for wanting to fuck a dog.

 

[Cowlick]

1] Not attempting to defend anyone.

2] No need to make accounts or do anything else to defend themselves if you were attacking people who deserved it (rapists, etc.) or had proof, neither of which is true in my case.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

2] No need to make accounts or do anything else to defend themselves if you were attacking people who deserved it (rapists, etc.) or had proof, neither of which is true in my case.

In our defence, with this guy, he's got a history of defending pedophilia.

 

[Cowlick]

Immediately thought of this

By disappear we mean eventually people would stop caring about you on this site and eventually this thread would sink down into the back pages. However you continued to post on this site and because of that we had more to talk about, that meant this thread continued. Eventually as long as lolcows don't do anything retarded we just stop paying attention to them.

I don't care what you write about or pay attention to, unless it's me. As long as the thread & Wiki are here without reason (neither of them will ever be here with a reason), I have a reason to be here.

 

[Meowthkip]

@Cowlick Are we to take it that this is a tacit endorsement of pedophilia?

This won't bode well for your presidential run.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I don't care what you write about or pay attention to, unless it's me. As long as the thread & Wiki are here without reason (neither of them will ever be here with a reason), I have a reason to be here.

Then you don't have a reason to be here, because this thread has a reason to exist, if only to spite you. This forum is meant to catalog eccentric people. We find you eccentric, so the thread has a purpose.

 

[Cowlick]

Ron & Meow, I have never & will never be in support or defense of pedophilia. Only here to rid of lying pages & threads about myself.

 

[XH 502]

Ron & Meow, I have never & will never be in support or defense of pedophilia. Only here to rid of lying pages & threads about myself.

This is not the way to do it because posting that stuff here makes it seem like you are defending a pedophile.

 

[Cowlick]

Then you don't have a reason to be here, because this thread has a reason to exist, if only to spite you.

Next time, read posts before you quote them. I have reason to be here, as long as this thread exists without reason, AKA as long as it exists on this site at all.