DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[bearsintrees]

Really giving off some drunken, creepy step-dad vibe with these photos.

She really likes being confined into that tiny room with that terrible set-up than possibly just using the big screen in Philberts mancave or the downstairs TV.

It's beyond parody that Phil had to rush himself last night to quit playing a video game so he could spend time with his wife by sitting behind her watching her play a video game.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

It's beyond parody that Phil had to rush himself last night to quit playing a video game so he could spend time with his wife by sitting behind her watching her play a video game.

I think Phil desperately wants Kat to come back on stream because he knows he would get a shit ton of money from his paypigs but Kat refuses because of that one awkward stream. Also Phil claims he doesn't watch other streamers but I believe he is seeing stuff like Pat from Super Best Friends and PeachSaliva's stream relationship and how many 'contributions' they're raking in, and I bet he's jealous of that. He wants to exploit her.

 

[Pargon]

I think Phil desperately wants Kat to come back on stream because he knows he would get a shit ton of money from his paypigs but Kat refuses because of that one awkward stream. Also Phil claims he doesn't watch other streamers but I believe he is seeing stuff like Pat from Super Best Friends and PeachSaliva's stream relationship and how many 'contributions' they're raking in, and I bet he's jealous of that. He wants to exploit her.

Agreed. If his spiel about "gotta lie to protect muh famuhlee, doods!" was anything other than a line of bullshit you'd never hear about Jasper or Kat. He's such a pathetic shut-in and his life is so utterly divorced from them that never bringing them up wouldn't have changed a single thing about how he does things. He still takes the same breaks, still has the same days off, still has the same excuses and the same bills. Literally the only difference would be he doesn't talk about them versus talking about them. They're a part of his bizness life only because he can dangle them out in front of his supporters like a jangly set of keys to distract and entice them into donations.

That Kat hasn't shown her face on a stream in nearly a year clearly suggests she's drawn a line. Phil can't exploit her, so of course we get Jasper instead.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I think Phil desperately wants Kat to come back on stream because he knows he would get a shit ton of money from his paypigs but Kat refuses because of that one awkward stream. Also Phil claims he doesn't watch other streamers but I believe he is seeing stuff like Pat from Super Best Friends and PeachSaliva's stream relationship and how many 'contributions' they're raking in, and I bet he's jealous of that. He wants to exploit her.

Just don't let her read chat and she won't get T R I G G E R E D by da trollz, Phil.
Also, Phil seems to see Kat as being possessed by him, which, according to Kat's mom, should be nothing new to Kathy herself.

 

[Kosher Dill]

First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

If you look closely, you can see that she's not even plugged in.

 

[Pargon]

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"I make it a point of principle to try to not lie."

DarksydePhil addict.
DarksydePhil and the Idiots.
Bidding competition is not rigged.
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"Just sayin."

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One hundred sixty-seven hours streaming P5??? Doing fucking what? It's a JRPG not fucking SimCity. It has an end point! It has no radiant quests! And don't tell me he was trying to fill the compendium or some shit because I know he didn't even consider it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

One hundred sixty-seven hours streaming P5??? Doing fucking what? It's a JRPG not fucking SimCity. It has an end point! It has no radiant quests! And don't tell me he was trying to fill the compendium or some shit because I know he didn't even consider it.

Same reason he's doing side crap in Judgement. The even more boring parts in my opinion. It's to artificially lengthen the game for his autistic scheduling instead of just getting it out of the way. He doesn't really think weeks in advance with this stuff. Carefully timed so he can finish it right when a new game gets released.

Still laughing at the part he had one star left and final Bowser for his Mario64 playthrough but just had to end his stream instead of just finishing it.

 

[Pargon]

Same reason he's doing side crap in Judgement. The even more boring parts in my opinion. It's to artificially lengthen the game for his autistic scheduling instead of just getting it out of the way. He doesn't really think weeks in advance with this stuff. Carefully timed so he can finish it right when a new game gets released.

Still laughing at the part he had one star left and final Bowser for his Mario64 playthrough but just had to end his stream instead of just finishing it.

But...but ~90% of the side content in that game is text-and-menu-based, just like everything else in it. The only shit that isn't is stuff like the batting cages.

That playtime puts him just seven hours shy of the average completionist time on HLTB. What the fuck.

 

[Comma]

I can't believe how shamelessly obnoxious his Minecraft streams now are by default. It's like something from another universe.

With each passing day I'm getting more disgusted by Twitch as a company and their employees (streamers) preying on children and people who are obviously mentally unstable who spend vast amounts of money in exchange for fake attention/support, and DarksydePhil is one of the major reasons for that.

Absolutely fucking vile and disgusting.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

But...but ~90% of the side content in that game is text-and-menu-based, just like everything else in it. The only shit that isn't is stuff like the batting cages.

That playtime puts him just seven hours shy of the average completionist time on HLTB. What the fuck.

I'm not too big into SMT games, but wasn't that the playthrough of him having a part where he is literally dicking around in menus and had it content ID because of the music or that it got hit because it was mistaken as cutscenes?

If so it's probably filled with that sort of shit and doing his wonderful voice acting(unless it was all fully voiced).

I can't believe how shamelessly obnoxious his Minecraft streams now are by default. It's like something from another universe.

He doesn't even expand on how much that game has to offer. He actually just plants flowers and cannot make an aesthetically pleasing village. Won't touch the nether or make some cool shit with those piston contraptions/elevators, and possibly play with viewers.

It's a complete non-game for him with the way he goes about it. Might as well just stay in pre-stream mode and act like you want to actually chat with your audience. Also it's on console and that game does not look fun to play with a controller.

80 pitiful hours expanded through months of streams and he actually has nothing to show for it.

 

[toothless_banana]

I met a detractor from an autist land
Who tipped: Two thin and toneless arms of malnutrition,
T-pose on the Throne. Near them, on the stand,
Half-falling, a 4k Monitor resides, whose reflection,
A goatee'd lip, a vultured-neck looming,
Tell that its owner well has gout inflamed
Which yet survives, despite rarely moving,
The hand that jerked never washed when infamed
And on the channel introduction on auto-play
"My name is Darksfadil, king of hate:
Look on my proliferication, Almighty-T, okay?"
Nothing else worth stating, aside an expanding pate
Resides a doubled-chin, and dead-fish stare
His office where he resides his grave.

 

[Pargon]

I'm not too big into SMT games, but wasn't that the playthrough of him having a part where he is literally dicking around in menus and had it content ID because of the music or that it got hit because it was mistaken as cutscenes?

If so it's probably filled with that sort of shit and doing his wonderful voice acting(unless it was all fully voiced).

It's probably 40% voiced, provided he wasn't running around like a tard talking to every single NPC every single time he transitioned screens, which I doubt. I'm sure that made his dramatic readings even more cancerous, constantly butting up against real work done by professionals as they would.

I don't know what he actually did in the playthrough but the menus ain't even that deep. It's not like there's really a crafting system to speak of. The thing I can see taking the most time is fusing Personas but unless you're a massive sped you'd just use a guide for it, and Phil's a sped regardless and would absolutely use a guide (or his fans).

The Leisurely times for the completionist category stretch well beyond the 200 mark and I can't fathom that short of just leaving the console on when you pass out. You can do a run of Oblivion in that time and see nearly everything.

I met a detractor from an autist land
Who tipped: Two thin and toneless arms of malnutrition,
T-pose on the Throne. Near them, on the stand,
Half-falling, a 4k Monitor resides, whose reflection,
A goatee'd lip, a vultured-neck looming,
Tell that its owner well has gout inflamed
Which yet survives, despite rarely moving,
The hand that jerked never washed when infamed
And on the channel introduction on auto-play
"My name is Darksfadil, king of hate:
Look on my proliferication, Almighty-T, okay?"
Nothing else worth stating, aside an expanding pate
Resides a doubled-chin, and dead-fish stare
His office where he resides his grave.

Marry me.

 

[Comma]

He doesn't even expand on how much that game has to offer. He actually just plants flowers and cannot make an aesthetically pleasing village. Won't touch the nether or make some cool shit with those piston contraptions/elevators, and possibly play with viewers.

It's a complete non-game for him with the way he goes about it. Might as well just stay in pre-stream mode and act like you want to actually chat with your audience. Also it's on console and that game does not look fun to play with a controller.

80 pitiful hours expanded through months of streams and he actually has nothing to show for it.

He is literally a prostitute that has bought a blowjob machine and just flips the switch on and off in exchange for money.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Just don't let her read chat and she won't get T R I G G E R E D by da trollz, Phil.
Also, Phil seems to see Kat as being possessed by him, which, according to Kat's mom, should be nothing new to Kathy herself.

I was just about to ask why doesn’t just DSP turn the computer towards him more and/or tell Kat just not to look at the cheers/chat. Every time Phil said a cheer message came in when she was on his streams, she’d lean over him to look at what it said. She obviously is self-conscious about her looks or something. DSP just has to say shit like, “And someone sent a cheer and it was an insult so let’s just move on...” Just tell her not to look at it and don’t tell her someone insulted her...

 

[JamFlowMan]

I was just about to ask why doesn’t just DSP turn the computer towards him more and/or tell Kat just not to look at the cheers/chat. Every time Phil said a cheer message came in when she was on his streams, she’d lean over him to look at what it said. She obviously is self-conscious about her looks or something. DSP just has to say shit like, “And someone sent a cheer and it was an insult so let’s just move on...” Just tell her not to look at it and don’t tell her someone insulted her...

What else is she going to do? She doesn't talk and doesn't want to watch Phil play a game. She just sits there looking bitchy at the chat, looking bitchy at her phone, or looking bitchy off into the distance. She doesn't add anything, in fact she probaby subtracts because of the insanely awkward tension, so not being there seems to be the right choice for everyone besides Phil.

 

[Comma]

Two things DSP just mentioned during pre-stream:

1. Next to taking a day off for Kat her birthday, he's taking another day off during the first week of September "due to personal reasons". Make of that what you will.

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

-edit-

And 3.

Yes, he really just did this. No editing.

 

[PieceofShet]

Two things DSP just mentioned during pre-stream:

1. Next to taking a day off for Kat her birthday, he's taking another day off during the first week of September "due to personal reasons". Make of that what you will.

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

You can get 2 months of xbox pass for 2 pounds. 2 POUNDS.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Two things DSP just mentioned during pre-stream:

1. Next to taking a day off for Kat her birthday, he's taking another day off during the first week of September "due to personal reasons". Make of that what you will.

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

-edit-

And 3.

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Yes, he really just did this. No editing.

This is such horseshit. He’s absolutely being insufferable just to piss people off, yet when people donate calling him out on bullshit, he acts like there’s no reason for anyone to be upset with him. What the fuck...

 

[Raven'sChild]

Two things DSP just mentioned during pre-stream:

1. Next to taking a day off for Kat her birthday, he's taking another day off during the first week of September "due to personal reasons". Make of that what you will.

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

-edit-

And 3.

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Yes, he really just did this. No editing.

If the days are next to each other, we can infer a b'day trip/stay-cation. That years in the making trip to Disney perhaps?

 

[Agent Proper]

"Contributions are mandatory"-DSP, 2019

Even if it was a slip of the tongue from our favorite cult leader, you damn well know that is what he really wants from his cucks.

If the days are next to each other, we can infer a b'day trip/stay-cation. That years in the making trip to Disney perhaps?

With all of the throat clearing he was doing during prestream you might think he is going to come down with a cold for the dates of the 4th and 5th, and then on the 6th (KHET's birthday) he will tweet stating that he somehow recovered with a boomer gif attached. A 3 day vacation from Phil would be nice for my mental well being, to be honest.