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And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:
 
And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:
There was probably one thing he had over PewDiePie for awhile and was that he was a married man. Not the case anymore. Pewd news has been shitting up my twitter so it most likely has for him.
 
And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:

Phil's latest video, 14 hours ago 352 views.
With his 187,938 subscribers, that means that under 0.5% of said subscribers watched his video.
What a dead fucking channel, shit.
 
This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes. This... thing has nothing to do with something you'd describe as a "playthrough".

-edit- I think DSP is losing his mind. Well, more quickly than previously thought anyway.

Another clown throat clear:

 
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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes.
Good thing few to no people watch this lazy spammed garbage.
 
This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes.
But make sure on his days off you go to his Youtube to catch up on his playthroughs(need views for pennies). Especially the ones where he spends the whole time bowling, talking about trolls, and driving around like a fucking grandpa. Also make sure to tip him on his day off too!
 
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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes. This... thing has nothing to do with something you'd describe as a "playthrough".

-edit- I think DSP is losing his mind. Well, more quickly than previously though anyway.

Another clown throat clear:

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I agree 100% on the “losing his mind” part. There’s something going on that’s causing him to act even more obnoxious and insufferable and even more weird lately. His answers to cheers and tips are just way more toxic than usual. And I’ve never seen him do these ultra-exaggerated throat clears outside of a week ago. You’ve got the bottle crunches straight into the mic, as well as the belches and snorts. Who knows what’s going on in that pig brain of his.
 
I agree 100% on the “losing his mind” part. There’s something that’s causing him to act even more obnoxious and insufferable lately. His answers to cheers and tips are just way more toxic than usual. And I’ve never seen him do these ultra-exaggerated throat clears outside of a week ago. You’ve got the bottle crunches straight into the mic, as well as the belches and snorts. Who knows what’s going on in that pig brain of his.
Probably to piss off detractors, create memes, or make TIHYDPs not viable. Doesn't realize he's also pissing off his own "fans". The real wheelchairs don't seem to mind it though.
 
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First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????
I know I'm a little late on this one, but I have to talk about it.
We're really back to this creeper shit again? This is your fucking wife, Phil, you should be able to get her to take a normal, happy pic of her with her pet cat that she supposedly said she wanted. Phil is completely out of touch with reality if he thinks this is what a normal picture looks like. Everything about this is weird and unnatural. Kat is obliviously playing her game in the corner of her room (no Phil, not her fucking office) on a tiny monitor, completley ignoring everything around her, to the point where it seems as if Phil told her not to move because he wanted a pic of Jasper on top of the chair. Jasper obviously didn't go up there on his own, Phil placed him there and his other hand that's not holding the camera is holding Jasper in place, which is why Jasper is looking at Phil; had Jasper been laying there naturally, he'd probably be sleeping or in some other relaxed state. This was a staged photo, Phil was in complete control, and he could not figure out how to make it look normal. Phil is a fucking alien at this point, he simply put does not know how to interact with human beings.
What's funny is that during today's pre-stream, Phil actually had the temerity to call someone stupid for suggesting there were long term effects on Phil's mental state from only talking to one person the last few years. Phil thinks he's talking to lots of people every day when he streams, dood... except for all the times he says he doesn't consider his audience to be real people and doesn't want to bother actually being friendly to them. Because as we all know, it's perfectly acceptable to obnoxiously clear your throat for 30 seconds and crunch bottles in a person's face while you're having a conversation. He's just a bitter, miserable hermit looking to make others as bitter and miserable as he is.
 
I know I'm a little late on this one, but I have to talk about it.
We're really back to this creeper shit again? This is your fucking wife, Phil, you should be able to get her to take a normal, happy pic of her with her pet cat that she supposedly said she wanted. Phil is completely out of touch with reality if he thinks this is what a normal picture looks like. Everything about this is weird and unnatural. Kat is obliviously playing her game in the corner of her room (no Phil, not her fucking office) on a tiny monitor, completley ignoring everything around her, to the point where it seems as if Phil told her not to move because he wanted a pic of Jasper on top of the chair. Jasper obviously didn't go up there on his own, Phil placed him there and his other hand that's not holding the camera is holding Jasper in place, which is why Jasper is looking at Phil; had Jasper been laying there naturally, he'd probably be sleeping or in some other relaxed state. This was a staged photo, Phil was in complete control, and he could not figure out how to make it look normal. Phil is a fucking alien at this point, he simply put does not know how to interact with human beings.
What's funny is that during today's pre-stream, Phil actually had the temerity to call someone stupid for suggesting there were long term effects on Phil's mental state from only talking to one person the last few years. Phil thinks he's talking to lots of people every day when he streams, dood... except for all the times he says he doesn't consider his audience to be real people and doesn't want to bother actually being friendly to them.

The next dsp tries it is going to be great then. I can see the title now, DSP tries it: going insane from self imposed isolation
 
Lots of subs, tips, and cheers rolling in. Tevin is re-streaming, so naturally Phil is making bank from trolls who are sticking it to him, and the fans who donate in order to protect Phil's frail ego. Phil is sitting pleased in the middle happy for a successful streaming night, as the Tevin v. Phil fans clash.

"No ones cares, but you."
Troll tipper insulting the illegal re-streamer.
100.2m people don't talk about Piediepie anymore.
Phil willing to believe the absurd.
One of the best goats, in GOA-T IV.

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Contributions are mandatory.
DSP Enterprises.
ASMR bottle crunch compilation.
Shoutout to Sean Ranklin.
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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes. This... thing has nothing to do with something you'd describe as a "playthrough".
Not just YT; who the fuck is watching this on Twitch and enjoying it? There is more snorting and HMMM HMMMNG'ing than actually gameplay. DSP has to know he's one of the most pathetic streamers out there.

He's just a Twitch 'Just Chattin' ewhore masquerading as a gamerboi.
 
completley ignoring everything around her, to the point where it seems as if Phil told her not to move because he wanted a pic of Jasper on top of the chair. Jasper obviously didn't go up there on his own, Phil placed him there and his other hand that's not holding the camera is holding Jasper in place, which is why Jasper is looking at Phil; had Jasper been laying there naturally, he'd probably be sleeping or in some other relaxed state. This was a staged photo, Phil was in complete control, and he could not figure out how to make it look normal. Phil is a fucking alien at this point, he simply put does not know how to interact with human beings.
This never actually occurred to me now that you mention it. Compared to his other photos, Jasper is just chillin' like a villain. It's absolutely not a normal photo. I don't know anyone who has a cat that would rest on top of a computer chair like that, with that look in their eye. Usually with that look there is some sort of interference going on, like putting it up there in the first place/handling it.

Comes off even more weird because I'm still curious if there is a bed chillin' in there still. Where else would the cat rest? How else would that cat be able to jump up there in the first place unless it had some claws to climp up it from floor level.

It's very strange he cannot make a normal group photo, or having the both the kat's in the picture. Instead this comes off as some found footage tier shit.

Not just YT; who the fuck is watching this on Twitch and enjoying it? There is more snorting and HMMM HMMMNG'ing than actually gameplay. DSP has to know he's one of the most pathetic streamers out there.

He's just a Twitch 'Just Chattin' ewhore masquerading as a gamerboi.
At this point I'm probably going to stick just directly to detractor vids because even trying to get prestream juice is unbearable.

Every fuckin' day: Here's his schedule for the week, here's the upcoming games, here is where he might finish the playthrough or talk about mundane side content to extend it, then here's his life fucking story of 11 years and how he got fired, started youtube, fuck youtube, full time streamer, needs your mandatory donation/tips/fuckall, pledge to my perkless patreon, let me tell you to tip me again, also let me take my time reading stupid fucking questions, then here comes his boring ass gameplay.

It's just not worth it bros. Will make you go nuts.
 
Lots of subs, tips, and cheers rolling in. Tevin is re-streaming, so naturally Phil is making bank from trolls who are sticking it to him, and the fans who donate in order to protect Phil's frail ego. Phil is sitting pleased in the middle happy for a successful streaming night, as the Tevin v. Phil fans clash.

"No ones cares, but you."
Troll tipper insulting the illegal re-streamer.
100.2m people don't talk about Piediepie anymore.
Phil willing to believe the absurd.
One of the best goats, in GOA-T IV.

=========

Online play.
Contributions are mandatory.
DSP Enterprises.
ASMR bottle crunch compilation.
Shoutout to Sean Ranklin.
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Its shit like this that i wish Tevin would just stop and stick to streaming on mixer doing whatever the fuck he does on there, his idiot fans are the worst.
 
Its shit like this that i wish Tevin would just stop and stick to streaming on mixer doing whatever the fuck he does on there, his idiot fans are the worst.

If Tevin were to go away, it's pretty fair to assume someone would immediately take over that sort of shtick. The same obnoxious people would then move over to him, and start pulling all the gay shit they did around Tevin. This shit's just a whole autistic enterprise. And ironically the only winner at the end of it seems to be DSP

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And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:
Pewdiepie has more videos over 1 million views in this screenshot then Dspgaming does after 11 years.
 
If Tevin were to go away, it's pretty fair to assume someone would immediately take over that sort of shtick. The same obnoxious people would then move over to him, and start pulling all the gay shit they did around Tevin. This shit's just a whole autistic enterprise. And ironically the only winner at the end of it seems to be DSP

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LSB would do it. IMO I think Tevin does more good than harm in the long run because DSP's content isn't digestable without a restreamer. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
 
If Tevin were to go away, it's pretty fair to assume someone would immediately take over that sort of shtick. The same obnoxious people would then move over to him, and start pulling all the gay shit they did around Tevin. This shit's just a whole autistic enterprise. And ironically the only winner at the end of it seems to be DSP

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Issue is the crossover with these people that start spouting Wings memes, or Egg gang CAW CAWs just to hear Mr. Blackmans reaction. That's really the thing for me is them pulling tips and bits for attention from Restreamers and it's usually just Phil calling out the troll tips and then coming out in the end. These guys just want a GOTTEM moment.

I just like to shit talk in smaller restream channels with their little circlejerks that know to not try to get reactions from Phil with $$. There's no obnoxious rap, no text-to-speech bullshit, and don't get to hear the restreamers thoughts over Phil himself.
 
It isn't as though Tevin is telling his fans to go and donate to DSP. That isn't the case, and he has stated that people shouldn't do it. The rough estimation is still that about 10% of DSP's tips and cheers are from trolls. Do you really think DSP would be in a better position with that extra ~$10,000 that the trolls bring in? Obviously it'd be better if they didn't do it, but the big sum of money that DSP gets is from his band of merry handicaps.
 
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