Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

Writerlynn is back, y’all

With some Introspectivelynn thrown in for good measure

 

[Make Believe]

That IS you, honey boo boo

 

[TwinkoStorr]

Writerlynn is back, y’all

Tumblrynn

 

[Mandaark]

Writerlynn is back, y’all

With some Introspectivelynn thrown in for good measure

"I need to get a full length mirror so I can stop living in denial."

albert, they don't make them big enough to see your whole body at once.
Also, you post videos of your full body ALL THE TIME. Walking vids, outfits of the day, the lexington stayvaycation, torrid try-ons....

You're trying to convince me that NOW when you see it in Erics vlog, though, that you're disgusted and liveeeen in denial
Idk boo boo those eyefuck & snapchat filter sitchiashuns say otherwise...

 

[literally low-key]

She wants us to feel sorry for her, but at the same time she wants us to believe she is liveen her best life, has tons of friends and having fun spending all her youtube bucks.
Which is it? Should we feel pity for you, or be jealous?

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

All her haters are fat? Really? Just big ol meanies.

Good Lord, every post has me more convinced she stopped everything at 12 or 13. Activities, style, brain function.

 

[Bookish]

Writerlynn is back, y’all



With some Introspectivelynn thrown in for good measure

It's like a low key honest confession that she manipulates her photos and videos (not just the photos)..I'm thinking angles? She's a vlogger, it's what she does for a living. Seeing herself on camera should be 100% the norm and ordinary. She's had dozens of days of consecutive videos. She's been doing like 60(?) days of filming, right? So, she should not be shocked by how she looks in Eric's vlogs, except she DOES always look exceptionally more fat in Eric's vlogs, why, then? It can't just be a matter of cameras..she hasn't even always filmed with the same device, so, Eric's recording stuff is just always more honest? I doubt it.

*And recall, we noticed the difference between how she looks in her videos vs. Eric, back before her videos were weeks behind.

 

[MissLosR]

"I need to get a full length mirror so I can stop living in denial."

albert, they don't make them big enough to see your whole body at once.
Also, you post videos of your full body ALL THE TIME. Walking vids, outfits of the day, the lexington stayvaycation, torrid try-ons....

You're trying to convince me that NOW when you see it in Erics vlog, though, that you're disgusted and liveeeen in denial
Idk boo boo those eyefuck & snapchat filter sitchiashuns say otherwise...

Boo,-boo, she doesn't edit those videoooos, and she's too busy eyefucking her video self as it eyefucks her back to see her body situation. She also wasn't in control of the video and won't be making money off showing her body in Eric's vlog sooooo checkmate haydur

 

[Snusmumriken]

God she’s really setting the stage hard for that “I’m ‘leaving’ YouTube” break coming up.

A video she already filmed over a month ago...

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I love when she pulls the victim/martyr card, and this time with added poetry! My cup truly runneth over.

 

[raritycunt]

After the birthday video went public, I was actually feeling super sad for Amberlynn. Almost depressed. Until I refreshed youtube and it suggested some of the mukbangs ALR was filming at 300 and 400 and low 500 pounds. I feel bad for anyone who is 600 lbs on some level but not really anymore for ALR. She truly did this in the the most flagrant and reprobate way possible, taunting people begging and offering to help her at every step of the way of the journey to 600+ elbees.

Hey you’re in one of the Facebook groups! I saw your post this morning word for word - not often I see a kiwifarms/Facebook cross over.

You made a good point though, it’s easy to feel bad for her as a new viewer until you see what she’s been eating the last few years on her channel

 

[bev]

All her haters are fat? Really? Just big ol meanies.

Good Lord, every post has me more convinced she stopped everything at 12 or 13. Activities, style, brain function.

The part that gets me is how she always sees herself and other fat people as oppressed victims who are "struggleen." She assumes because of that, they need to band together and support each other; hence, her profound, "We shouldn't tear people down! We should tear people up!" declaration.

What she doesn't realize is that, going by her narrative, people in that in-group would support each other by instead encouraging each other to lose the weight in order to no longer be oppressed or struggle. Fat people know the shit that other fat people tell themselves every day to remain fat and unmotivated even when faced with dire health concerns. They know how full of shit she is as she cycles from one diet to the next, exploiting her grotesque figure along the way.

Of course the majority of reaction channels would be hefty, they know how it is. Because they know how it is, their jokes and insights are better (ngl all the thinner reaction channels are extremely boring which is why none of them are as prolific as the others). Naturally, they also get more frustrated since they see themselves in her and her in them, and I suppose are more compelled to start a channel in the first place. It's such a simple concept that it always blows my mind that she and her die-hard feeder fans don't understand (and by extension the entire FA movement but that's its own thread).

 

[DuckSucker]

It's like a low key honest confession that she manipulates her photos and videos (not just the photos)..I'm thinking angles? She's a vlogger, it's what she does for a living. Seeing herself on camera should be 100% the norm and ordinary. She's had dozens of days of consecutive videos. She's been doing like 60(?) days of filming, right? So, she should not be shocked by how she looks in Eric's vlogs, except she DOES always look exceptionally more fat in Eric's vlogs, why, then? It can't just be a matter of cameras..she hasn't even always filmed with the same device, so, Eric's recording stuff is just always more honest? I doubt it.

She's also had more than one "I see what you see" video, then immediately gone back to being a cunt. This is just more crocodile tears, maybe made more manic if something happened with her personal life IRL, like her "friends" didnt want much to do with her which she interpreted as them saying "AL You arent youre usual self!" as if they cared.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Writerlynn is back, y’all

This...rhyming scheme...it’s so familiar... it reminds me of something...

Spoiler: Go Gorl ft Pitbull

I party like a hungry gorl
Look like a fat gorl
Play like an asthma gorl
Fuck like a nun gorl
Baby I'm a dainty gorl
Filmin’ mukbangs in mah world
Always prefilmed a couple vlogs
Cuz I'm, like, just dat-dat raw

Dawg, check dat Twitter page
I can’t deal with all this hate
Ask about my weight today
Oops my weigh-ins MIA

BigAl, gross bra
Trashfire
Go gorl walk it out
'Til your tired
Not tryin' to please feeders
Liar
Life busted is like her scooter’s tires

 

[Whatthefuck]

Writerlynn is back, y’all

With some Introspectivelynn thrown in for good measure

All I got from this is that her hair is as out of control as her weight. Tell me her hair doesn’t fall into the crack of no return every time she poops. That’s why she wears the poop bun, thus the name. Disgusting.

 

[Xenomorph]

Writerlynn is back, y’all

With some Introspectivelynn thrown in for good measure

You need to stop using those fucking Snapchat filters, also you know she pitched a huge shitfit to Becky about Eric posting that video.

 

[Rokko]

"-written by amberlynn reid"

hahaha, no one reads poetry of fat people. she is so fat and stupid.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

How can you have foot-long split ends???

ikr? And don't even get me started on her head hair...

 

[MrsDashx10]

Boo,-boo, she doesn't edit those videoooos, and she's too busy eyefucking her video self as it eyefucks her back to see her body situation. She also wasn't in control of the video and won't be making money off showing her body in Eric's vlog sooooo checkmate haydur

I must imagine when Amber edits her videos she must only look in her super beautiful and unique hazel eyes and mentally blocks out the actual circumference and shape of her face as it relates to most land mammals.

 

[WS 530]

Idk if I would even say this is an unpopular opinion. I think deep down a lot of us don’t exactly enjoy seeing someone so obviously suffer despite her being an insufferable cunt, it’s just that our hopes for this expired tuna can cunt have been crushed by non other than the gorl herself over and over and over again. That old saying; the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results, applies here so perfectly because that is what ALL of this is. If we were to keep praying for this girl we’d drive ourselves mad. Amberlynn doesn’t have the mental fortitude to think such a way because she is actually crazy, so she’ll try every diet she finds on Pinterest without realizing she’s doomed. What I find so strange is that she truly believes that she is totally sane and doesn’t see how her reality resembles a horrible fever dream.
I also don’t think Amber will break up with Becky, at least not for a while because Amber has a ball manipulating people and having a robot (well robot might not be the right word, robots are somewhat intelligent) to do whatever she wants and believe whatever she says. (Edit: grammar sorry)

However I think Amber does see that she is totally fucked, but admitting that means we all win. The only thing worse to Amber than being in denial of her mortality is facing it. Those times that Amber has admitted she is in trouble was a remarkable amount of vulnerability coming from her but even so she had to cover it up with excuses to savor her pride. She’s bored, she’s lonely and she’s ashamed of herself and it’s just easier for her to eat her pain and insulate her weak willed heart. She’s pathetic, but admitting that to people means she loses, and we all know how stubborn and obsessed with herself she is.

In my opinion she is the worst kind of person. She’s one of those girls who is a venomous, toxic snake and pretends to be the poor helpless mouse who preaches “positivity and good vibes only!!!” Even when you can feel their negativity charge the air the second the walk into the room. Though she is exceptionally stupid, I would bet my life she knows how terrible she is and that’s why she has to scream constant reminders of how much of a “good person” she is. That’s what those people always do.

She reminds me of a girl I used to work with. She’s about just as tall, but weighs a little less than ALR. She’s a pathological liar, talks about her diet every second she gets the chance and had crystals set around her desk to promote good vibes, all the while reporting skinny girls to HR because she is concerned they’re starving themselves. “Guys want girls with meat on their bones! I’m just looking out for you, I love you girl!” And talks constant shit online. Just absolutely miserable.
(This is just an aside on this girl but she has basically the same arms as ALR and HR gets constant complaints that she smells like she shit herself because she can’t wipe properly. She also got stuck in her chair once and yelled when someone tried to help her out, AND started crying when her chips got stuck in the vending machine and left multiple sticky notes to have it fixed and give her a dollar refund and her chips.)
Edit: grammar

Can someone explain to me why thefuck would anyone report an adult to HR because of what they did to themselves? Even if those girls starved themselves, what is HR role here? To tube feed them? To fire them? (that d help)

Why d this be HR business anyway? Jeez sorry for off topic but this annoys me to no end