Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QT 219]

Lol, I don't want "asspats"? Amber could never satisfy anything in my life.
IDK, I used to also make a living online and had to maintain my "fanbase" by being nice to them, so I guess I just have different work ethic and wanted to share my perspective that she doesn't get as much direct hate as she wants everyone to believe she does

You're a nobody. Shut up.

 

[Bees]

I bet wiping AL has made Becky hate pussy.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I know fat cunts love to talk about how they "have fat" and they are "not fat". That they are not defined by their fat, or their fat is not a part of them. This comment falls into the same delusional and pathetic sinkhole of self-pity and narcissism.

Spoiler: i am mad on the internet

Get fucked Amber, every disgusting pustule of adipose and every heaving roll is "you." You are your body. Your body is a perfect representative of you. You are wearing every single excuse you've ever made, every binge you thought you got away with, every diet you quit, every good piece of advice you scorned, every critic you admonished, every bag of candy you managed to hide from the haydur detective squad. You wear in public what you eat in private, and every single calorie over TDEE is tacked onto your body for the world to see. Every excess cell of tissue you earned, through your complete and utter lack of motivation, of integrity, of success. Your unwillingness to listen. Your insistence to clap back, even at people who know better than you, have known better than you, and will continue to know better than you long after your thick swaths of molten adipose have slid down the wayside of the FatA55 4000 incinerator of whichever godforsaken state taxpayer dollars could afford to ship your waste of space corpse to.

TL;DR: FAT.

She’s just swollen

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Because it seems to be relevant again: I'm certain that when the Singing Doctor said she was "healthy," it was more like, "You're healthy -- for now -- but you're obese. There's nothing in your file here that can't be reversed or at least managed, but that won't be the case for much longer. Join our office weightloss challenge for a start."

I just want to throw that out there before RevisionistLynn stops merely lying about what was said and moves on to actively blaming the doctor for her current state.

 

[FitBitch]

"Reincarnation will be me but new"

And you'll still eat yourself fat.

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

Did anyone find it weird that Necky didn’t make Eric anything for his birthday & also didn’t even help Ricky decorate? I usually don’t pay attention to people talking about the tension in the house or Big Al & Necky moving, but the whole vibe with Becky & the boys lately doesn’t seem the same. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

(small ass dress that i got from walmart)

 

[Xenomorph]

(small ass dress that i got from walmart)

If that is a dress she should be more ashamed of herself for wearing that sausage casing.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

(small ass dress that i got from walmart)

Yep, because whether or not that's the same "dress" is the real issue here. Not the fact that despite filming from a higher angle and not standing squarely in front of the camera (to try to make yourself look narrower), you've clearly gained more than five lbs.

Likewise, the fact that you're not technically 600 lbs (maybe) is the point you want to stick with. Because if the haydurs are wrong by 15 lbs, they could be wrong about anything.

"Reincarnation will be me but new"

And you'll still eat yourself fat.

She will be reincarnated as a PR hack. She sticks to an irrelevant talking point better than most politicians, and that's the kind of soul-destroying existence she deserves for her current life of unbridled (if cheap) excess.

 

[Des B*]

It ain't that serious.

Edit- it gets better. These tards are gonna end up doing time just to find out if she's truly over 600lbs.

 

[Xenomorph]

It ain't that serious.

what a lovely thing to announce what the fuck are these twats thinking.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I know fat cunts love to talk about how they "have fat" and they are "not fat". That they are not defined by their fat, or their fat is not a part of them. This comment falls into the same delusional and pathetic sinkhole of self-pity and narcissism.

Spoiler: i am mad on the internet

Get fucked Amber, every disgusting pustule of adipose and every heaving roll is "you." You are your body. Your body is a perfect representative of you. You are wearing every single excuse you've ever made, every binge you thought you got away with, every diet you quit, every good piece of advice you scorned, every critic you admonished, every bag of candy you managed to hide from the haydur detective squad. You wear in public what you eat in private, and every single calorie over TDEE is tacked onto your body for the world to see. Every excess cell of tissue you earned, through your complete and utter lack of motivation, of integrity, of success. Your unwillingness to listen. Your insistence to clap back, even at people who know better than you, have known better than you, and will continue to know better than you long after your thick swaths of molten adipose have slid down the wayside of the FatA55 4000 incinerator of whichever godforsaken state taxpayer dollars could afford to ship your waste of space corpse to.

TL;DR: FAT.

You could be wearing a tower of Top Hats stacked into the sky and Gabe Newell himself could light them on fire and I would still rate you "Winner" instead of "MotI" for this post just because well the fuck done.

 

[ADHD]

It ain't that serious.

Do it or shut up, faggot.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

(small ass dress that i got from walmart)

"don't believe your lying eyes, believe me!"

I don't believe you.

 

[ruskayakatiusha]

it's her close friend's birthday but she has to make it about herself somehow
boo hoo look at me i h8 myself uwu I'm a dainty poet - Written by Amberlynn Reid~~~~

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

lol poetrylynn trying to be deep.
Maybe it’s time to put down the YA novels. You’re starting to romanticize yourself as some deep character full trauma when really your just a bored YouTuber who baits people into shit talking you and ya eat too much. It ain’t that deep sis. Just eat less lol.

 

[New & Improved Username]

It ain't that serious.

Wtf maybe that backward ass bank is right to keep shutting down her debit card.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Clickbait, per usual.

I wonder how long she sat there, clicking "Randomly Pick Winner" over and over and over again until a positive comment (with ONE like) popped up.
Out of almost 4k comments, I'm guessing forever.
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The amount of denial she is in about her health is frightening. Once again, it's never because she's SIX HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS.

She has low energy because she's anemic. She doesn't have high blood pressure, it's borderline. It's not sleep apnea that's causing her severe lack of sleep, she just needs to take a supplement like melatonin. It's weird that people don't think it works because A LOT of people have told her to take it. On the other hand, low carb is just trendy, there's definitely no proof that is aides in weight loss.

She insists on tip-toeing around her declining health and I'm just waiting for that catastrophic event that's going to snap her out of her delusion

I found this on Reddit:

So, the comment that Amber "randomly picked" wasn't actually calling Amber beautiful and blessed. Which is great because you know she struggled forever just to find that comment, only to learn it had nothing to do with Amber, lol

 

[Fandom Trash]

I found this on Reddit:

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So, the comment that Amber "randomly picked" wasn't actually calling Amber beautiful and blessed. Which is great because you know she struggled forever just to find that comment, only to learn it had nothing to do with Amber, lol

I saw that too. Even when she "tried" to find a positive answer she ended up getting one that had nothing to do with her!




I've fallen down to the Amberlynn hole and I can't get up! Its so fascinating watching someone ballon to such a weight that puts most overweight people to shame. And she hasn't even reached 30 yet!

Since she had been recording for around 3 to 5 years now, can anybody tell me what happened to the friends she use to hang out with during the Destiny era? She was pretty back then, and now its like she either talks about Becky or Eric.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She was pretty back then,

Stop right there, criminal scum. She was avg at best without the blubber