Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,540
(small ass dress that i got from walmart)
I love that she give a shit about people thinking she bought a new dress. Bitch, no one thinks that. We all have eyeballs. They all work. I know that's the same dress. Frankly, if it's not then you need to cop to the 600's already. You are fatter, sis. It is what it is. The shelf ass alone has to be 20 elbees. I don't know why you can't see how big you are, but you are far bigger that 5 elbees maintaining horseshit.
 
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Amberlynn supposedly received this message. Literally no one would say this to her... besides her sock puppet account which is clearly what happened here. Or the person is just flat out mentally incompetent.
 
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Amberlynn supposedly received this message. Literally no one would say this to her... besides her sock puppet account which is clearly what happened here. Or the person is just flat out mentally incompetent.

Funny how she can show the persons @ and profile picture when it’s hate messages but when it’s an asspat suddenly it’s all cropped out.
 
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Amberlynn supposedly received this message. Literally no one would say this to her... besides her sock puppet account which is clearly what happened here. Or the person is just flat out mentally incompetent.

"Brave"? You know who's brave? People who serve and protect their country. Mothers who raise children who have disabilities. People battling cancer. People who leave abusive places and situations. People who risk their lives to help/save others. People who choose to heal from their past instead of letting it defeat them.

Having to deal with constant backlash and scrutinization because you've been called out multiple times for being a manipulative, abusive, condescending liar because YOU chose to put your own life out there for everyone to see is not bravery.

Fuck.
 
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Amberlynn supposedly received this message. Literally no one would say this to her... besides her sock puppet account which is clearly what happened here. Or the person is just flat out mentally incompetent.
Maybe that's the brand new poster from yesterday who was typing through tears about how Senpai wouldn't notice her. Maybe she finally noticed her. Congrats!
 
I pop in and look at Amberlynn every now and then. I sometimes watch reactions like kicking geese now because she’s turned to the dark side. She mentioned something about the 31st, and said it in multiple videos, is something amber related happening on the 31st?

She's going to order brown rice instead of white with her orange chicken at CF. If you expect something deep or serious, you're in for a disappointment.
 
*Penny voice* I can reach my vagina and clean it myself! I couldn’t do that six months ago!

She really thinks she’s “not like the people on MSHPL”...lol. Seeing differences doesn’t matter when you’re delusional, Hammy. The scale doesn’t see differences. The scale sees a 600 pound liar.
 
Wouldn't lymphedema also cause the scale to register a higher weight? It is some sort of build up of fluid, is it not?
Yes, it would and yes it is a collection of fluid due to her vascular system being unable to tolerate her weight. In Delusion-lynn's world the fluid weight doesn't count/isn't her fault/is just temporary swell-een.
 
Okay, Amber. How silly of us that we thought you were wearing a different shirt. Too bad you never took a back shot in the video..but you did.

View attachment 910614 Where is that seam, ya fat cow?
The birthday party legs are bigger than this, it's especially noticable from the knee to the over foot roll. Both pairs of pants are black and painted on, not loose whatsoever. There's a minimum of 40lbs worth of leg she put on in addition to the new stores of fat accumulating on the rest of her carcass.

Gah she's such a fuckin laaaahh. I'm almost mad but I guess we'll get satisfaction when the feet won't hold her up anymore and she has to admit defeat (or come up with a new line of bullshit).
 
The only thing - only thing - I want out of this cow is for the coroner/mortician/whoever to leak her weight after she bounces over the sugar rainbow to the great cotton candy beyond. I need to know. :optimistic:

No. I’ve changed my mind. I want the muppet to vlog the construction crew knocking down the wall to get her body out.
 
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