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Does anyone else find it hilarious that Magi-chan is married to his dad?
Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread
- Thread starter The American Hedgehog
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Well, chris is a she now, so in chris's imagination Magi-Chan's married to his mom.
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He should have just jizzed on the photo. Also, Chris' measurements being a 14 -17 are insane. He's shaped like a brick with a waist circumference in the mid 40s..his shoulders are even broader.
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Well, Magi-Chans dad is Mewtwo. And his transmom is Chris.
So according to Chris' logic, Magi-chan is married to his Pokemon dad and his IRL transmom.
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More like whine.
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He can turn water into Fanta.
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"My Mind Is a Blank" - CWC
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A lot to unpack there. Let's start with the first assertion:
- Chris pretending to have a split personality to throw off trolls was actually real and was a cartoon hedgehog.
Impossible, if that were true, how come he only did a few videos pretending that didn't benefit him in anyway (arguably made him look like an idiot) and never did it again?
- I WANT OUT CHRISTIAN!
If you wanted him to realize his true female self, you'd have called him Christine shitlord.
- She was fated to learn the difficult way.
How come Magi-Chan is a really shitty psychic guide? You're telling me that Christian Weston Chandler, of all people, was FATED to have a medallion shoved up his ass. To lose the friendship of Megan who technically exists in C-197. To have his dream of being a master chronicler of Sonichu crushed brutally in the Miyamoto saga and then shattered to pieces in the Asperchu saga. You think Magi-Chan could have maybe stopped one of these things from happening. Maybe even tell Chris the proper fucking death date of Bob and even Barb?
Instead you spent all your psychic ability trying to convince Chris that quoting Leviticus and saying Seth Macfarlane agreed with the quote was a bad idea?
- She subconsciously knew she was bisexual
lol everyone kind of knew that but Chris, even the imaginary floating cartoon hedgehog knew about it.
- I wanted to love her back then blahblah
This LARP is ridiculous. Assuming the fans are right and Magi-Chan was just lying to Toon Chris that he was monitoring for gay activity and brought back placebos of the vaccinations for the gay virus, Magi-Chan showed no interest whatsoever in Chris, the other hedgehogs or anything other than the mission. He even said that he was too "cerebral" to be concerned with females. Then he decided to date the dickgirl Silvana and he was very happily married until the Idea Guy came around and fucked up the lore.
- Chris would have realized he was a bisexual transwoman a lot sooner!
I doubt Chris is genuinely either to be honest. If anything Chris is a bi-curious effeminate that wants to be a female because he can't own up that he's a failure of a man. Truth is, if he could become a woman tomorrow he'd be a failure of a woman too.
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> be Magi-Chan
> have immense psychic potential
> unlock full powers after years of training and attain godlike command over the forces of the universe
> be basically locked into to using these only to watch a man in his mid-thirties jack off to horses
> ????
> false prophet
> have immense psychic potential
> unlock full powers after years of training and attain godlike command over the forces of the universe
> be basically locked into to using these only to watch a man in his mid-thirties jack off to horses
> ????
> false prophet
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So is Chris legit starting a cult now? I guess if L Ron Hubbard can do it, anyone can.
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What cult, LRH is a saint and modern prophet!
FR tho a cult needs a dedicated following and a charismatic leader, neither of which exist, unless you count all the flunkies as true believers.
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Righteous4CWC (Who I believe is Michael Hirtes) set up https://www.reddit.com/r/CultOfCWC/ and Jacob Sockness claims to have shown Chris the subreddit a few times before he decided to join and become a moderator:
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So is this. . .is this just another bunch of trolls or are these people who actually believe in Chris' bullshit? Cause between "CWCmunion" and that one user who aparantly cut himself to bleed over a picture of Chris I'm geuinely not sure where the line is this time.
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It's almost like a callback to the Sonichu Girls site.
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Wait... So Magichan is a senior citizen, who has been lusting after Chris for years? Even going as far as breaking and entering into Chris’s subconsciousness?
That’s creepy and deeply disturbing!
I guess it also explains why these posters having been showing up around C-Ville!
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Sockness is the biggest worry seeing as he’s a huge pervert who’s obsessed with Chris and seems to legitimately want to have sex with him when they meet up in real life - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-...an-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/
I joked about it before but I wouldn’t put it past him to use the merge as a way to persuade Chris to have sex with him, maybe saying he’s been possessed with Magi-Chan and wants/needs to have sex with his wife before the merge happens.
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He could've. But he wouldn't' have.
Remember: Chris really, really wants this Merge shit to be real. This sub-Reddit apparently backing him up on it all appeals to him (though, if Hirtes really did set it up, then Chris is gonna get a nasty surprise soon, I'd reckon). He'll come out with all sorts of Merge shit once he feels he's among friends.
But he's not so far gone - yet - that he doesn't realise that L:auren Faust would point and laugh if he came out with that kind of shit in public.