Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Welp, for some scared van prepper guy, his security is really awful. He needs more reliable methods, fail-safes, and defense. And get rid of Alexa and consult with a security expert you twit! 💪 :sighduck:


But if he gets rid of Alexa he will have gotten rid of his only friend that doesn't make fun of his massive balding head and stupid beanie. I just figured his visitor was just some skater, there to compliment him on that sick ollie Tim pulled off the other day while he was at the skate park to engage in some thought provoking political discussions with his fellow skaters.
 
But if he gets rid of Alexa he will have gotten rid of his only friend that doesn't make fun of his massive balding head and stupid beanie. I just figured his visitor was just some skater, there to compliment him on that sick ollie Tim pulled off the other day while he was at the skate park to engage in some thought provoking political discussions with his fellow skaters.

Honestly, to be fair, everything that happens with him, IS something, but he always kind of makes it MORE than something.

I have a tip for Tim, if he ever feels like dramatically crying for some reason on a video: Clarifying astringent pads!
 

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Someone just tried a home invasion at Tim's house.

The buffoon literally doxed himself. Hey Timmy, wanna know how I know that you don’t browse KiwiFarms?
 
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EZPZ dodges the oven once more.
 
Ok so,
A dude shows up at 4:30 in the morning, tries to break in.
Tim wakes up and calls the cops after spending a few minutes fiddling with lights.
The cops tell him they have someone else on dispatch and they caught the guy.
Cops come to Pool, tell him to get a gun and that the guy said he was a fan.
Also that he came from another state and crossed a non-pedestrian bridge.
Apparently Pool has footage that is too dark, but the audio is clear.
A couple hours later the guy comes back and tries to break in again.
As the guy tries break in again, Pool happens to be recording a video about the first one.
This is also all when the Minds live event is about to happen in a couple of days.

I’m going to put on some tinfoil here, something about this doesn’t sound right. I’ve never known cops to actively suggest getting a gun and I would think if they caught the guy that he would be under arrest. Especially if the guy supposedly tells him that he came from another state and crossed a bridge he technically shouldn’t as a pedestrian. While also making himself sound like a loon with a phrase like “Journalist Extraordinare Tim Pool”.

Another detail to note is that in his first account he says the noise woke him up. But he doesn’t mention his dog who is in the video and barks at something outside. Wouldn’t the dog have barked during the first attempt? Wouldn’t he mention the dog barking considering he went into detail about the lights? And isn’t it more likely that the dog’s barking would get him up more than the sound of a door’s latch getting fiddled with?

Actually, the guy wouldn’t have run off unless he thought he got caught. And the only indication of that would be someone noticing him or a dog barking.

Apparently a neighbor would have also woken up at 4:30 in the morning, in a suburb, before Pool, to the sound of a home invasion. I really fucking doubt that would happen, its possible but really unlikely.

And its REALLY coincidental that the guy comes back again during a recording about the first attempt.

I don’t buy it, maybe I’m missing something but this sounds off.
 
Ok so,
A dude shows up at 4:30 in the morning, tries to break in.
Tim wakes up and calls the cops after spending a few minutes fiddling with lights.
The cops tell him they have someone else on dispatch and they caught the guy.
Cops come to Pool, tell him to get a gun and that the guy said he was a fan.
Also that he came from another state and crossed a non-pedestrian bridge.
Apparently Pool has footage that is too dark, but the audio is clear.
A couple hours later the guy comes back and tries to break in again.
As the guy tries break in again, Pool happens to be recording a video about the first one.
This is also all when the Minds live event is about to happen in a couple of days.

I’m going to put on some tinfoil here, something about this doesn’t sound right. I’ve never known cops to actively suggest getting a gun and I would think if they caught the guy that he would be under arrest. Especially if the guy supposedly tells him that he came from another state and crossed a bridge he technically shouldn’t as a pedestrian. While also making himself sound like a loon with a phrase like “Journalist Extraordinare Tim Pool”.

Another detail to note is that in his first account he says the noise woke him up. But he doesn’t mention his dog who is in the video and barks at something outside. Wouldn’t the dog have barked during the first attempt? Wouldn’t he mention the dog barking considering he went into detail about the lights? And isn’t it more likely that the dog’s barking would get him up more than the sound of a door’s latch getting fiddled with?

Actually, the guy wouldn’t have run off unless he thought he got caught. And the only indication of that would be someone noticing him or a dog barking.

Apparently a neighbor would have also woken up at 4:30 in the morning, in a suburb, before Pool, to the sound of a home invasion. I really fucking doubt that would happen, its possible but really unlikely.

And its REALLY coincidental that the guy comes back again during a recording about the first attempt.

I don’t buy it, maybe I’m missing something but this sounds off.

> Journalist Extraordinare

I think that was a joke.
 
Holy shit. Part of me wants to believe this was a setup but I don't think Tim is dumb enough to stage something like this. If a journalist does some shit like that the lose every bit of credibility they have.

Get a gat Tim. Pop pop pop watch tankies drop.
 
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You would think someone who makes videos for a living would have better cameras for security. The stupid Ring camera is far better than what took that pic.
 
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I like how he is now a straight up prepper with a bug out van and food rations. He really let all that civil war talk get to him. He needs to chill. Nothing ever happens. But he probably is right to not do live footage at protests anymore. He actually might get whacked there, with all the current tensions and his channel really being an alt-lite channel.

I feel like people in general don't know what alt-lite means. Just because someone who's a Democrat goes against the DNC narrative doesn't make them right-wing one bit. Free speech has just been hijacked by the right as of recent. I think of alt-lite as being critical of immigration, LGBT rights and the sort while not actively doing retarded shit like wanting to kill Jews and minorities.
 
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