"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Francis Dollarhyde said:
He was a white male. He/she was cisgendered. She looked like a TERF. Her black complexion was not homogenous enough. We got an anonymous tip about terrorism/kiwi farmers/nazi's/rapegangs. Phil will have plenty of reason to curbstomp everyone.
I have a good idea though. Phil wants to be a respected man, that can beat up other people but not have them hit back. There is one such organisation that provides this: the mafia. Nobody can hit a made guy and they can dole out beatings and never get so much as a word said about it. So all Phil has to do, is get aquainted with mafia figures, make his bones, and that is it. He should try it, it can only end well.
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Unless his dad has some serious ties with the mafia (he's Italian, so it's a possibility), the best they're gonna let him do is work a minimum wage job at one of their money laundering businesses.
 
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The Dude said:
They're only good out to a few yards[...]
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25 or so is reasonable for picket pistols with trench sights, a CPX is a little better than that, but not much. a "few" yards is hyperbolic. i'm more concerned that Phil seems to regularly conflate his toy guns with a real pistol.
Midlife Sperglord said:
A man who brags about having his gun permanently disambled
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assuming you meant "disassembled"; are you talking about Phil? what did he do, buy a deactivated display piece and take it apart or something and can't reassemble it?
 
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Club Sandwich said:
25 or so is reasonable for picket pistols with trench sights, a CPX is a little better than that, but not much. a "few" yards is hyperbolic. i'm more concerned that Phil seems to regularly conflate his toy guns with a real pistol.

assuming you meant "disassembled"; are you talking about Phil? what did he do, buy a deactivated display piece and take it apart or something and can't reassemble it?
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I did mean to say disassembled, and I was drunk posting about how he is bragging about how he got the only gun he ever owned taken apart permanently. It was a process that involved microscopes and miniature tools.
 
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Xochi said:
"Anarchy does not mean you get to do whatever you want."

It does. It means exactly that
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Well in the purest sense it means “you can do whatever you have the will to do”. And Phil doesn’t even have the will to keep his cock-gash from sealing itself.
 
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Woyzeck said:
Well in the purest sense it means “you can do whatever you have the will to do”. And Phil doesn’t even have the will to keep his cock-gash from sealing itself.
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As I understand it, anarchy just means the social chaos resulting from the absence of hierarchy. I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

I'd love to know what Phil thinks it means, though. Probably a world where he's a hot Latina woman who goes around whipping white men for fun and then killing them afterwards and there are no cops to stop him.
 
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Xochi said:
I'd love to know what Phil thinks it means, though. Probably a world where he's a hot Latina woman who goes around whipping white men for fun and then killing them afterwards and there are no cops to stop him.
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To him it means a warm blanket of delusion that he can cuddle under to hide away from his grotesque reality.

(Also left-wing anarchism is just meaningless commie gobbledy-gook, even Phil’s mongoloid ramblings make more sense)
 
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SkepticAgentMan said:
I am truly unsure what I find funnier in this thread. Phil's antics or the autistics who rage lecture him with multi-paragraph posts in this thread over any subject he tweets about. :story:
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Yeah dude I'm so freakin angry. NNNNNRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH I'LL STRANGLE THAT PHILIP VINCENT HASKINS-DELICI

It's more just that we know he reads every post here. Every single one. Most of this subforum's traffic is probably generated by Phil himself. It's fun to blow off steam calling him a fat nigger and knowing we're living rent-free in his head.
 
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Unfortunately, contrary to Kiwi intel, Xochi wasn't raped and murdered in Israel.
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Xochi said:
I'd love to know what Phil thinks it means, though. Probably a world where he's a hot Latina woman who goes around whipping white men for fun and then killing them afterwards and there are no cops to stop him.
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He probably thinks it means rules established by some far-left group that would benefit only far-left nutcases and aren't enforced by police officers, but by him and his fellow Antifa super soldiers.
 
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Xochi said:
I wonder how Landphil feels about Yaniv? He's probably all in favour of forcing the evil cishets to touch wrinkly old penis as reparations for all the oppression he experiences as an obese shut-in who gets free accomodation from the state.
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Honestly? Assuming he even knows about Yaniv, I suspect he'd be pretty jealous because Yaniv is getting all this attention and being treated as a "true and honest womanz" by the other troons, while Phil is being ignored. Especially since neither of them put any actual effort into passing.

I don't think Phil would care about the part about wanting his junk touched though. Well, he would but only because it's sort of salacious. Phil isn't especially interested in sex, just the idea of it, and only then because it makes him seem more "mature," but in actuality he has a very childish understanding of sex. He talks about bondage and gay shit to shock people but cries and freaks out if things become to real. I'm sure on some level he probably likes hearing about perverts like Yaniv but he wouldn't dare try the same shit irl.

Also, didn't Yaniv mostly target South Asian women? We all know Phil is afraid of brown people...

JY's Tampon said:
First the Antifa pin on the Buddha now this.
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Is Phil shopping for a new identity?
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Nah, Phil entertained an interest in Buddhism and Shinto before during his weeb phase because of course he would. Like most things in life, he didn't put any effort into studying the Dharma or anything, just drawing pictures of the Buddha as trans and putting hormones in the water (which would technically constitute assault btw) like some sort of sped. Apparently he was afraid of dealing with actual Asian people, and probably lost interest once he figured out it had nothing to do with Naruto.

Most likely Phil didn't even visit any of those sites but rather simply looked up Buddhist institutions in his area and gave them all five star reviews because he wants to give the impression he's cultured and worldly or something. It is possible he's cycling back into some of his weeb shit, but since it won't really help with his Antifa supersoldier image he probably won't go too far with it.

The funny thing is the a lot of the SJW types are kind of anti-Asian, because Asian Americans are largely successful and well educated. They also have a hard on for anime and video games because they claim that shit is "right wing," so Phil is really playing the wrong angle here...
 
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I think part of the reason he’s posting so many of these samey “I will destroy the fash, Antifa 4 lyfe, you Kiwis better not invade my home or I’ll hella shoot you!” is because he knows the Yaniv sub is getting all the attention while his is fairly dormant. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if he posted that stuff about “not being like the other trans women” in a desperate attempt to get us to pay attention to him instead of Yaniv.
 
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